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Aurelius

@parkusaurelius.bsky.social
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“If you follow right, expecting nothing, fearing nothing, satisfied with your present activity according to nature, with heroic truth in every word and sound you speak, you will live happy” #democracy #equality #peace #Steelers #MLB #Lakers #Heels

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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 3h
The Equalizer would eliminate Don Trump. If you told me this quote came from old crank Jon Voight, who is in a beer commercial for some reason, I would believe it.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 5h
Sue him. Do it now.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 6h
It stops in 23 days. All of it.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 6h
This shit stops in T-23 days.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 6h
Sue Don Trump immediately. Easily kick his ass all over the fucking place in court like everyone else does, then tell him to fuck himself publicly. Then sue the plumber and Blanche for $100M+. Easily kick their ass in court too and then tell them to fuck themselves publicly.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 6h
Hey Gargoyle
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 18h
No he isn’t.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 18h
A massive swing in this series. This swing changed the momentum of this game and the entire series.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sure the first hooker has been had by many scumbags. Look who she’s married to.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 20h
She can try to look as hot as she wants. She is married to gummy deuschbag Eric Trump. That disqualifies any hotness she thinks she has.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 20h
Why the fuck does Scary Grant have a tuxedo on?
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 20h
Mike was a servant at Jim Dolans home.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The mask has been off since he trafficked Russian children, fucked some and murdered some. His wife is a hooker from the region. We’ve all seen her pussy and tits. He was pissed on by Russian hookers. It has always been Russia Russia with this traitor. No one can be surprised.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As long as Sirianni the Moron is protected by a 400 pound spray painted security guard that’s all that matters. Never in the history of the NFL has a coach needed security detail until this dweeb. A clown show by a clown. Not to be outdone by Dan Quinn.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gas is $5 and Diesel is $7. Get your head out of your ass stupid.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How he is still employed as I type this is mind boggling. A 60 year old dude who thinks wearing a backward hat is somehow iconic. The QB is a mental midget too.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every kicker bangs from 80. Every kick is a new world record. Tom Dempsey is rolling over in his grave trying to figure it out.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Natalie still searches for and finds whatever is in that diaper and works it with a smile.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bill Maher happy to get Bari back home on a full time basis.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You cannot “quote” a non existent entity.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He pardoned a bunch of terrorists but I guess I get your point. If you polled every single American about this execution, 80+ % would be vehemently against it. Kind of like Don Trump.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Something to be said for routine. This reminds me of the song Choosin Texas. With all due respect to decades of country music, there is nothing unique, harmonious, or appealing about this tropey schlock but it has achieved a level of popularity that it is impossible to believe. Gangnam Style?
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Carlin, much like Dylan, was prescient. Carlin did it with comedy. Dylan, with music.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Clearly Don Trump is setting up Ukraine to be the straw man in the Iran War debacle. It has never been more obvious that Don Trump was pissed on by Russian hookers and that there is video of this happening, along with video of him raping children.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quality, leadership and organizational competence cannot be bought.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Jacuzzi bath remodel lady is supposedly a well trained home designer that’s been married about 5 times for 5 minutes each time. This latest bimbo won’t make it to Christmas.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A ballsy coaching call executed perfectly against a fraud punk. I see you Kentucky.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s behaving exactly like he did last time when Elon slithered in to manipulate the last election. The momentum is so overwhelming now that Don Trump and his party are going to be landslid. Keep both eyes on Musk. He’s the lynchpin to the hijinks that are going to occur.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
His illegal tariffs and illegal war has already cost them well over $5K but when you breathe hard out of your mouth, you are unable to digest that fact.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He had Jose set up to go higher for strike 3. He chose to spin it down and in where he wanted it.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every time he makes that dick face, he thinks he’s being funny.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The circus is leaving town. It’s over for this apparatus wearing fat fuck. Even the paid attendees couldn’t be bothered to travel to this waste of time.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Amazing he was able to do all this while attending every sporting event, playing golf every weekend, reporting in for work at noon and sleeping during meetings with none of the 8 war participants, and getting blown by Natalie on demand. His imagination is funny. Fucking 🤡
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The room should look like this going forward. There is no point in covering anything that comes out of The House of Lies.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There’s only two qualifications. Sycophantic machine gun lips that lie and blow on demand. Hope Hicks belongs with this crew as she blew on demand more than any of these bimbettes.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The families must have put pressure on these lying bastards. There are so many more we don’t know about.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miller and Russ Vought. Two cue ball head inadequate white punks.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fortunately, nobody gives a fuck what he thinks. But it is definitely long past time we got him the fuck out of here.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And virtually all these people waving voted for Don Trump. They can make it mean something in a few weeks by getting their heads out of their asses and doing the right thing for those kids they’re waving at.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No. People aren’t stupid like you. We don’t “need” to do anything except get this animal the fuck out of office and in jail where his decrepit ass belongs. Have fun blowing him though!
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Musk, Bezos, Altman, Zuckerberg, and all the rest of them. Please provide a list of the good, positive things any of them have done for their fellow man or for the good of society or the planet. I’ll wait….
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, it is a miracle he is able to walk out of these staged fake rallies. There will be one where he won’t.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’ll Like It Too continues to embarrass himself. Bozo the Chud.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who’s that guy on the left? Need about 150 pounds, a toilet stapled to his ass, a disheveled wig, a turkey neck flopping in the breeze and half a face drooping over and paralyzed. This looks like maybe 30 years ago possibly?
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the most hated pieces of shit on the planet. A weirdly shaped fat bald pasty white power cult leader wanna be. A useless turd whose own brood of frog kids hate him. Even Kid ^%#+> hates him. The next good or useful idea he has will be his first.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Two vicious rapists and fucking morons. Why the fuck is the corpse of Mike Tyson at Saddams House? What could he possibly be involved with that warrants this? Kid rape opportunities?
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Put Loomer in there. Let’s see a threesome.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😄
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why do you think Don Trump owned beauty pageants? He did it to molest and abuse the participants. He told us on national tv and radio that he did it. Don Trump is a child and adult serial rapist and murderer. That’s the reality. Not breaking any new ground here.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trafficking Russian children, raping them, murdering them, this was a huge part of Don Trumps life. He was a ringleader of the operation with his best friend. His trophy wife was one of those hookers. This isn’t complicated folks. This is who Don Trump is. Russia, Russia indeed.
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