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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 7h

Argentina’s win tomorrow against Benin will mark another incredible milestone for Messi: a win in his final game for his country, in only his third attempt.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got an MPC Sample and it’s awesome, but I do have to make fun of the built-in speaker, which is useful for the following: A) Not hearing your kick drum B) Annoying people C) Performative beat making - you can flip a lil Phoebe Bridgers at the coffee shop for the huzz (see B)

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The only game remaining on Nashville SC’s schedule that I would be surprised to win is @ San Jose. The only one I would be surprised to lose is at home against SKC. The rest, especially given our propensity to come out of breaks flat, I think are completely up in the air. Y’all?

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Working retail definitely has its negatives, but since I don’t have X, I wouldn’t get insight on what the dumbest people in society think about the Christa Pike case anywhere else. Not the government Tennesseans need, but the government Tennesseans deserve.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Via these graphics from Men In Blazers’ Instagram, we can determine that you’re more likely to support Infantino if you have a cool flag

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Nashville SC US Open Cup Victory Day to those who observe

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most annoying response to saying anything not 100% positive about Messi is to call them a Ronaldo fan. That’s like if you said you were tired of eating shit all the time and someone went “oh, a piss drinker, eh?”

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Second outstanding performance from Matthew Corcoran in a row, for those of you keeping score at home. Outstanding young player. We’ve got Toronto players wasting their own time, so this one more or less feels over. Complete performance from the Boys, could have had 6. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO 🫡 Hany Mukhtar makes it 2 with a goal he’s probably scored 30 times, burying a driven effort from the edge of the box. We’re playing alllll the oldies here at the Castle tonight.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO 🫡 Hany Mukhtar is there at the end of a chaotic sequence to put us up front early. We’ve looked sharp so far so it’s nice to go ahead and get on the board.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Y’know how one day, your mom put you down, and she never picked you up again? There was a last “Joe Says No” at some point, against Miami in our home playoff win, and then the job was Schwake’s and that was it. One last ride for a club legend will be a good time, however it goes. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At Least He’s Playing: Nashville SC has announced that Famara Camara will start at keeper Saturday. Said BJ Callaghan, “He’s kinda, y’know, struggled to get minutes, and this… let’s say ‘natural opportunity’ sorta opened up. We know he’s good with the ball at his feet. How hard could the rest be?”

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Know who’s gotta have the sweetest gig in music? Guitar player for Coldplay. Wait for the “climax” of whatever pretty boy’s fannying on about with his piano to strum some bullshit. No one knows your name, no one stops you for pictures. Get them fat “Clocks” checks to ride the bus. Living.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everything I know about Cavan Sullivan, I learned against my will.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do we have a preferred trans charity or support organization? It’s Transphobic Bookslop Night at Nashville SC this Saturday, and I’d like to donate the cost of my tickets to the right people to offset whatever portion goes to Joanne.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cincy fan on Reddit saying farewell to Matt Miazga said “hopefully we don’t meet [City] in the playoffs.”

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Jim Mora's Iconic 'Playoffs?!' Rant

ALT: Jim Mora's Iconic 'Playoffs?!' Rant

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Brian Schwake and Xavier Valdez are both with their national teams Saturday. But that means…

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Oh, you can't do this to me.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sergio Reguilón is gonna have to go play in the Mongolian league to find his level

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anders Dreyer is such a baller, man. Obviously the pass was brilliant but what a finish.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Outstanding performance, outstanding result. A goal apiece for the Three Amigos, another clean sheet for Schwake - 12 in MLS alone - and the gap stays 8. Clinched the playoffs, too, but that hasn’t been in doubt since what, May? Week off, then a revenge game against Toronto. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO 🫡 Hany Mukhtar sends ‘em home early after a long scrap for the ball eventually springs Cristian Espinoza. Great to see the captain get on the board again, he’d been quiet since his horror miss in Yankee Stadium.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO A nifty Yazbek ball sets Andy Najar loose in the box, and that only ever goes one way. He finds Cristian Espinoza, who makes up for his earlier miss by absolutely blasting it past Chris Brady to put us up 2 with ~15 to play. This is the Nashville SC we missed all last week.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOOO 🦸‍♂️ Long time coming for that one as Super Sam finally puts us ahead after a long siege of Chicago’s goal. Squarely in the driver’s seat so far, need to stay on the gas. These guys are good and this ref ain’t. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Disappointing that Espinoza couldn’t tuck that in because what a ball from Sam Surridge, holy hell.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Elias Saad has left the Bleach Boys 😨

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Key 3 on the line for Nashville SC tonight, a way to pad our lead at the top of the standings and further demonstrate our credentials with another good performance against a contender. Lewandowski Schewandowski. I don’t foresee another 7-goal outing like this fixture last year, but we should win.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Very excited to add Robert Lewandowski to The List [of Famous Players I Have Seen in Person, Which No One Will Ever Ask For] tomorrow night

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Saw a clip of Luis Suárez complaining that when Miami wins, they were supposed to win because they have a super team, and when they lose, it’s “lol you lost to an MLS team”. … yes? Questions? Pretend that thought is an opponent and chew on it, Lucho, you’ll get there.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I was so stoned yesterday that I watched a video of the Beastie Boys playing “Sabotage” for a solid 45 seconds before I realized it wasn’t Rage Against the Machine. “Why is Tim Commerford wearing that hat? Why is Tom singing? Oh, because they’re lip-syncing, that bit. Classic Rage! You tell ‘em.”

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What 2026 expirings do we think stay/go based on the latest roster profile? Joe and Dan, probably gone (old). I’d hate to see Josh Bauer go but he can’t get minutes at CB and isn’t a real fullback. Muyl, Acosta, tough to say. Please God deliver me from Jordan Knight. Keep Williams, Valdez, Shak.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Devastating news for Robert Lewandowski as Rodrigo de Paul wins another trophy for which Lewandowski was not eligible.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Remember when Putin stole Bob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring? Who in the Epstein Files has he not punked?

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Really proud of everyone for standing with Macklemore without pretending his music is good. It would be easy to get lost in the sauce here but we’re all staying on message without being like “I’m gonna bump Thrift Shop in support!”

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We’ll take that 10/10 times, keeping the gap at 9 in enemy territory on a night when the woodwork was our best defender, Palacios aside. Best Sam Surridge game in months. If he can find the form he had in March and April in time for the home stretch then the double’s very much in play.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO 🦸‍♂️ Super Sam saves a point? Poacher’s goal off a Shak deflection and we’re level late in Miami. Another outstanding display of mentality from this team. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jeisson Palacios, man.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We’re up for this one, and that’s really all I could ask for after the week we’ve had. I’ll absolutely take being unlucky to be level at halftime, thanks. Saad off the bench could blow this game open, which was probably the plan from the beginning. Gonna be a long half either way. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well that’s unfortunate, but that’s what this team does is pulls goals out of their asses. We’ve looked good and this is a tough team, I feel good about us responding. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hany Mukhtar tracking all the way back to right back to cover a break, your designated player would never.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LET’S GOOOOO 🦸‍♂️ Sam Surridge puts us ahead real early after a nasty ball from Andy Najar finds him way behind Miami’s makeshift defense. Exactly what we needed, but there’s a long way to go.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don’t have a lot to say about the biggest game of the year so far. There are simply no surprises left in the matchup. 🤷‍♂️ They are who we think they are. If we are who we think we are, we’re capable of getting the result we need, but they’ve got the guy who defies prediction. #EveryoneN

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Does anyone else’s dog herd them? When one asks most dogs if they want to go out, they run to the door and wait. When I ask Eddi if she wants to go out, she will get behind me and pace around my feet in a way that moves me to the door. Eddi is a Dachshund, mind, not your typical herding dog.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Told the coworker who’s my age his wraparound sunglasses were like Bret Hart’s. He didn’t know who that was. I explained he’s a legendary wrestler, and he said “oh, I was never into wrestling.” How you gonna be 9 in 1998 and never have been into wrestling?

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The Rock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me: I like geography games because they are challenging The challenge:

A screenshot of Worldle, a game where you guess countries based on the outline, with what is very clearly Mexico

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Eddi, let’s take a cute one.” 💥😵‍💫 “… okay, let’s turn a light on and take a cute one.”

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think if you roll two or more times it should be an automatic yellow. I also think Maxi Falcón should be launched into the sun so this is not necessarily an unbiased opinion.

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🟡 Parkins 🔵 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When you show up to the forget how to coach in September contest and your opponent is BJ Callaghan

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