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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

like Pablo didn't know he's a big dumb idiot going in

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

exactly what an addict would say!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Adidas EVO SL might fit your bill...they're super lightweight, and while the stack is still higher than probably anything from 2018, they're not quite as high as some of the other current shoes and most importantly you don't feel like you're running in a bounce house

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When my son was 8 and his baseball team decided to become "competitive" and have tryouts that ultimately cut kids from the team that had been playing together since they were 4 (and most of the kids went to the same school) I realized how truly fucked our youth sports system is

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

sure would be nice to not have to wonder if we can trust the CDC or just assume Taylor Farms donated to The Ballroom or some shit

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

…and the biggest of al - buying Twitter

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Bari finally hired Olivia Reingold, only she's writing under the pseudonym of Zak Hudak

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

there is absolutely no way that 4 out of 10 Americans know who he is

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My parents let me watch Backdraft when we were at a neighbor's house when I was like 12. I've no idea why that movie earned an R but I remember feeling so grown up that day!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

it has to be so exhausting to be this performatively outraged at the dumbest shit all day, every day

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

the r/aviation subreddit slammed that pilot for the low pass over his childhood home earlier this year, but now they're all like "this is so cool I wish I was there"

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

California is famously the only state in the union!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

so they've opened the door to reparations. Dems, now's your chance to do some good!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

…they just figured out Candace Owens is bonkers in…2024?!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

lmao the top left of the NYT page literally right now: "Oil hits 4-Year High"

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

a yutz from fuckin' PARKVILLE where the crime rate is a rounding error

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

John Prine - In Spite of Ourselves

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

bari he still thinks you're going to hell

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I miss the old days of these in all sports www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamD...

youtube.com

Coach Hal Mcrae Goes Nuts

YouTube video by waaffle

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

but I was told companies would be fleeing NY when Zohran was elected!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The vast majority of architects are making shit money!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I read an article about Haaland that has stuck with me. It asked how a kid from lil' snowy Norway, where they ban non-rec leagues until a certain age, could become -HIM-. The jist is "the cream rises to the top" and bonus is both he and his poor opponents had fun and learned valuable life lessons

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

he's right, I certainly don't recall him every being in one. yes, I'm a Chiefs fan, why do you ask?

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

i personally can't remember ever having to show my id while walking down the street!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

is this the gritty offshoot from the Turner and Hooch universe?

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

according to Megyn Kelly that is just fine

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

yes but also I'm going to file this under 'things I wish I could unknow': Outkick has a HOF vote

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

those mods won’t have anyone left to ban after this is over

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

"but it's for my health" is how I justify my running shoe obsession to my partner lol. (also these are really fun to run in!)

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Chris can you also please talk about the shutdown? Nobody’s talking about it!

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

a Ben Garrison cartoon come to life

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

funny this came out right after that NYT reporter’s meltdown about kings

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

can’t wait till she makes it to 60 Minutes

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

what are we betting that CBS signs on?

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

is the jumbo jet gonna fit in there?

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Counterpoint, he’s telling women, and specifically pregnant woman, what they should do and the right LOVES telling that cohort what to do with their body

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Given the Chiefs recent history in putting a functioning WR group on the field, on like the 4th snap of the group playing together, Jawan Taylor will leave early while Tyquan Thornton is in motion, tripping Thornton in the process, which leads to a season ending injury of some sort

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

wdym, when I think cool and hip I think Larry and Marc

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parkesy.bsky.social @parkesy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I’m convinced they didn’t overturn the first one there because they saw the Eagles leave early

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