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Parker Lyons, Author

@parkerlyons.bsky.social
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Scifi horror author REBEL PLANET! co-founder of Midnight Carnival Media lover of 🌮's www.parkerlyonsbooks.com

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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wear my sunglasses at night. #GenX
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAYDAY was a nice surprise on AppleTV. A throwback to those great 80s / 90s action comedy two handers like Lethal Weapon or Tango & Cash. #mayday #actionmovies #filmsky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Writing with one of the GOATs this morning #writersky #indieauthor
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I loved that first LANTERNS episode! DC meets True Detective. Gotta catch up now! No spoilers!
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anybody remember when Umbro was a thing? #genx
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Ghost Patrick Swyze
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today, in honor of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, I'm going to try to kill my boss and eat a small child. RIP Legends. #dollyparton #timcurry
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry will always be my Pennywise. RIP LEGEND #timcurry #stephenking
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is 75 degrees, I just ordered a Pecan latte and now I feel like I need to put on a brown sweater and carve some pumpkins. #falliscoming
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I got my 17 year old son to watch POINT BREAK, THE SANDLOT, TRUE LIES and DONNIE DARKO in consecutive days. Dad Achievement unlocked #movies #filmsky #moviesky #genx #dadlife
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A great night at our Books & Bier event last night! Great beer, great conversations. And I might have sold a book or two as a bonus. #booksky #authorsky #indieauthors
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What is the greatest action movie of the 90's and why is it Point Break? #filmsky #moviesky #90smovies
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Computer: Out of memory. Me: Same. #genx
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Throwback to when I ran a fansite in the early 2000's for @realgdt.bsky.social. It was before Twitter/Reddit so we built a fan community ourselves. GDT even participated in our message boards from time to time. A great, generous guy. His creativity inspired me to become a writer! #guillermodeltoro
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why go to a REBEL MOON if you can go to an entire REBEL PLANET. Just sayin' #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can I say I am an award-winning author if I once got a Creative Writing award in high school? That should count right? 😜 #indieauthor #authorsky #writersky #bookskyr
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good morning authors and readers! What are we reading? #booksky #indieauthor
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Check out my sweet haul from Shivercon!
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really want to watch LORD OF THE FLIES on @netflix.com but I love the book so much I can't bring myself to watch it out of fear it will never live up to my expectations. Anyone else experience this? #booksky #netflix #lordoftheflies
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I write (almost) every day and it often feels like I'm trying to push a peanut down a football field with my nose. #indieauthor #authorsky #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This tickles all the pleasure centers of my #GenX brain #scoobydoo youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Reading Life of Pi. Half way through and really enjoying it. Books, man. Books. Amirite? #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I watched the original Tom Hanks movie The 'Burbs last night. Still a master class in campy filmmaking. My favorite underrated quote: "Art, your wife is home...and your house is on fire." "MY WIFE IS HOME??" #classicmovies #tomhanks #theburbs
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My wife and I got our Gen X fix by going to see Super Troopers 3. Solid. Gonna go listen to some grunge and maybe drink a Busch Lite...right meow. #supertroopers #supertroopers3 #genx #movies
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
August in Indiana is like sticking your head in an oven only less fun. #indiana
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I could go for a beach right about now. 🏖️ How much are they? #beach #vacation
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rocking the @barnesandnoble.com book signing today! #booksky #authorsky #scifibooks
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Got to see @alyankovic.bsky.social last night. Not a huge fan but I respect the legend. I went with my kids (Xmas present) and they loved it. Al puts on an incredible show. Had a blast! #weirdal #livemusic
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I imagine watching a comedy film with Jerry Seinfeld is like watching a scifi film with Neil de Grasse Tyson. Scientists of different fields. Compelled to break every moment down based on their unique domain knowledge. You would eventually have to tell them to just pipe down and watch the damn movie
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Big Announcement! I will be at the Books and Bier event at the Bier Brewery in Carmel, IN on Aug 20 5-8pm. Join us! #carmelindiana #authorsky #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey Carmel, Indiana! I will be at @barnesandnoble.com for a book signing this Saturday from 12-4. Come get your autographed copy of REBEL PLANET! #carmelindiana #indiana #booksigning #scifibooks #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Great idea, great cover!
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My son and I are trading albums on Spotify. His tastes are sophisticated, pulling deep cuts from the 90's indie scene that I haven't even heard of (I'm from the 90's) I feel like I should reward his pretentiousness with some Bloodhound Gang. #fatherhood #music #90s #musicsky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dear HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: I wish I knew how to quit you. #houseofthedragon #hbo
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Two Men in Cowboy Hats Hugging
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What absolute f@#ing insane capitalist evil is this?? Right up there with gas station erection pills and 6 minute abs fitness programs. #indieauthor #booksky #authorsky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What is up my beautiful people? #booksky #authorsky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
100% this 👇
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today I will be playing golf, drinking beer, making pizzas and maybe watching Daredevil on Disney. Definitely leaning in to that Dad bod lifestyle #genx #indieauthor
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Glorious
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To be fair, if I ask my son what time his soccer game is this afternoon, there would be a zero percent chance. I would put their birthday response at 50/50.
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow!! Spiderman Brand New Day was GREAT. I was blown away. Spiderman isn't just a hero, he is a young man struggling with the weight of who he is. Any person who struggles with loneliness or self-identity should see it. This movie is a gift to them. #spiderman #spidermanbrandnewday #moviesky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I like my books like I like my coffee. Dark, bold and makes me feel like I'm in outer space. #booksky #indieauthor #authorsky #scifibooks #scifisky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Life is a highway. Unless you live in Indiana. Then it is an orange coned, pot-hole ridden hellscape with too many four way stops. #indiana #lifeisahighway
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He would have been great as Blade. I still say a build up to the Midnight Sons(Blade, Manthing, Ghostrider, Moon Knight) would inject fresh life into the MCU.
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want 'em both right now" - Johnny Ringo a.k.a. "evil twin Doc Holiday"
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
An all-timer! Top 5 vampire film for sure
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wish I could raise my crappy notebook in the air and say "BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL" and it turns into a new book. #authorsky #booksky #indieauthor
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He-Man's Power Strike
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Writing this morning, wishing I was that "typing Kermit" meme. #authorsky #indieauthor #booksky
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just starting watching MARGO HAS MONEY TROUBLES. Loving it, but if Pfeiffer's character is her age, then she was a Hooter's waitress at 50 when she got pregnant. Not complaining. Pfeiffer is a first ballot Hall of Famer. Just an interesting observation.
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Parker Lyons, Author @parkerlyons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Leguizamo is a National Treasure
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