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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
VPN stocks about to go sky high with all the porn verification laws going into effect today
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
In florida you have to give porn websites your ID now. I don’t want a data leak of my ID connected to research about catboys 😨
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
paris hilton is a vibe
paris hilton riding on a suitcase
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
No comment
elon musk is a bitchass villain
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
kinda crazy that the CEO of an insurance company's murder gets this amount of police/FBI response but average Americans don't get these kinds of resources when they are victims.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
They prob just started dating this weekend too.
lesbians dating
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I wish MAGA would wake up & see that billionaires are not your friends. They are playing you & spend a lot of money pretending they aren't.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
the US government will be run by the GOP oligarchs & grifters allowing them to concentrate even more control. How many billionaires has he appointed now?
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
interesting timing. I'm sure they also beefed up security as well. Turns out corporate greed pushes people over the edge
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
remembering the time I sent out announcements to my wedding #selflove
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I changed my mind about Maddie - Cait used her and then threw her away. She was in her revenge mode. #arcane #maddie #arcane
Maddie revenge arcane Caitlyn
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
South Korea under marital law? Nevermind -- its done
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hear me out
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Are we still mad at Ariana?
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Palestine for dumb americans
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Boy -- this isn't a good look for the Trump Administration.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me in an alternative timeline
Gary spivey psychic medium healer
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Me when I know I'm losing the argument.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
another glorious morning
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
depressed so I'm trying a new look
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
And I would’of gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling libs!!!! #rudy #liberals
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
did we ever find out if he can use seal team six to assassinate his political opponents? #trump #immunity
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i love shake-a-spear
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Children are the promise of our present and the architects of our future!!!!! #inspiration #future
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember when this chick betrayed Ukraine but the internet was just horny for her #ukraine
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
🎶 Karma’s a bitch , shoulda known betta 🎵 #arcane #maddie
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
damn
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Controversial take: I am over true crime everything - glorified tragedy
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
the way I gasped #viktor #sky #Jayce #arcane
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
missing Tucker Carlson peak karen era rn #tucker #karen #mondaythoughts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/11/2024
God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood theonion.com/god-looks-40...
God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood

-The Onion
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i hate it here
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If I wasn't a childless cat-lady adjacent gardening-gay with anxiety, I totally would march down to the school board about these bible readings in schools.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#maga
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
People who complain about people correcting their grammar - I will KEEP doing it until you get it right. It’s an act of tough love. I am investing in you, bitch.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
is this true? #dbz #naruto
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Good morning
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick saying therapy .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick saying therapy .
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When your coworkers get caught smoking at work
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
arcane act 3 spoilers #arcane #act3 #spoilers #viktor #jayce
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
underrated unproblematic queen of arcane #arcane
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Cait really wanna be Samira sooooo bad first training to be a noxian- then getting an eye patch. I mean come on- sooo obvious girl. #arcane #caitlyn
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
goals
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
??????
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Mrs. H @kaydee816.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yup.
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
a goal without a plan is just a dream
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Parker. @parker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Did Merrick Garland do shit? Thoughts?
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