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Ask me about my favorite Pen & Pixel cd covers

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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My cope is that if everyone else used them too they wouldn’t have needed to have the advertising campaign to begin with. We’re actually heroes really.
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right after seeing that I then noticed that marlins guy still exists, the vibes are disastrous
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an also very currently stoned guy you’re an inspiration I would’ve hulked up and thrown that door into the backyard out of fear and then it just would’ve been cold inside
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whole discourse really just boils down to whether the world was catched by her phrase
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Let's Bash | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How we can be sure doppelgängers don’t exist is that a second clue has not laid a massive wager on this, loaded a gun, and come looking for you
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Being restrained be security) SEAN DOOLITTLE LED HIS UVA TEAMS IN HOME RUNS (being dragged away) ZACH GREINKE WAS LIFETIME 225 (being tased) LETS START WITH RICK ANKIEL OKAY HE PROVES THAT PITCHERS GENERALLY IN THEIR YOUNGER YEA
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“They’re female if they float” ass guy for sure
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did this! They came between the middle cd cradle level and the back of the jewel case of some cd of soft jazz. I fucked up growing it at the sprouting phase probably because I was too high because the weed is too good these days
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh god yeah this whole thing is breaking contain I’m getting out of here, see you love you
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rvturn
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean there’s a reason everyone felt that tweet. I’m dying to have to pick out even one seed
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I actually think my point here was bring back mids, this shit is too much
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They have these with led screens showing levels and whatever too and on one hand it’s like this probably used rare earth minerals and I’m going to throw it away the second it gets clogged but on the other hand man I was smoking brick ditch like 15 years ago
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have told Layla and she looked at me quizzically (she always does she’s my best friend and also the dumbest dog without close second that I’ve ever met in a long lifetime of dumb dogs)
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bijan is on my fantasy team and also
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That fast food kid reviewing the meat of liberty bibberty
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Drive Myself Crazy by *NSYNChas insane harmony layering and also did you know autocorrect will apparently give you the proper stylization on *NSYNC if you type nsync
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting blocked for ignoring the prompt and yelling about the Richmond scene even though no one cares is the most Richmond shit I ever did
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How far are we extending DC down the 95 corridor? Avail, inquisition, things of that nature
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whatever’s easiest! Thanks! Have had my eye on them for months and just never pulled the trigger. I’m pumped
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Done, both southern gothic longhorn and magical magnolias, Venmo coming
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A pleasure knowing we were definitely at the action track at the same time
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyway the point is check this shit out bin Laden weed is like three different kinds of weed mane grown all together. That shit some straight killa.
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only song I can remember from the EverQuest playlist at this time is bin Laden weed by three six. I also don’t remember why it was code word EverQuest. I do recall a joystick was a bowl. I don’t think EverQuest used a joystick.
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
(Nodding with a gleam in my eyes that could have me committed) yeah it’s a whole Jay Bruce thing
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You independently nailed the entire thesis of the piece which speaks to both of yalls genius I think
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Halfway assume this is because you read this blog but you are insanely correct and either way I’m trying to spread the gospel of Roth
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Aristides Aquino Thumped While The Thumping Was Good | Defector
Over the past decade, the Cincinnati Reds have done roughly as little as a baseball team can do in a very distinctive way. It has been effective only at producing memorable outlier seasons in otherwis...
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had a whole weed playlist on my iPod that I connected through one of those cassette to headphone jack things, blessed memory thank you
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank you for this just unlocked the memory that I can do craaazy bout a mercury in an Alan Jackson voice despite not hearing that song in 20 years this is what I’m talking about
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Replaced by 1999 ford escort, base trim
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let’s remember some shitty cars we drove in or rode in those years. I was driving a 1993 Volvo 240 that would’ve gotten to 300k miles if some lady hadn’t broadsided me (dent exceeded blue book value by div zero amount of dollars)
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Went on a beer run
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We will repurpose the night they drove old three piece down as our victory anthem
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Realizing I never even considered you could eat 8 of the burritos instead of like 32 of their taquitos blew my mind so hard I did a real life game respect game nod at my phone
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This guy tried to run Kenny Powers over with a jetski for giving him the nickname Boof
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Our previous attempts at stopping the horse play ran into a rules doom loop when we had them swim alone
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone’s read my Cranky Kong fanfic thank god
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Had a whole annoying thing written out to get to the punch line of eld-rich lather just do a better one in your head tysm
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Unreal
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you average out her and me, just some dumb asshole, that school has produced some incredible people. On average.
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m handing nothing to him, you won’t know where it comes from when I push him in front of a second line or into a swamp or out of a hot air balloon somehow
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
LONG SLEEVED POLO, my mother worked gap retail those years, I remember the 3 years they tried to convince us on these rugby shirts, some true frozen in amber carbon dating shit
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sounds like you’re in AShelL
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fucked up an exit with printed off Mapquest directions around but not at the i95 split in northern Virginia as not a local. Resolved that day to get that job and be a rich guy with a tom tom. I bet I could get a tomtom now.
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Neither of us live in Richmond or indeed have in decades
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Either about to blow my chance or find wife by explaining how this retweet of a commentary about swanboy is a cosmic sign, volcano, changing lives a decade after closing
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Dipshit Lastname @park3.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Swag Surfin once sitting on -1500 odds, we used to be a proper country
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