PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Blocked someone and then found out they blocked me back. No you don’t block me I block you blocking is mine not yours the blocking can only come from one side and not your sign but mine The blocker is me I am not the blockee When you build a wall to block someone in they can’t build another wall too 39825
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had one of those Stiller’s sodas, actually pretty good. Very generic but in a good way. 010
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s another universe where 9/11 didn’t happen but we all got WAY to into kale. You’re thinking “but we already did” and no in that universe there isn’t any French fries just kale ONLY kale 010
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wow not being in a dark room is so nice. Turn on ya lights! 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Speaking as someone who still masks that Boston globe story shows me those people just don’t know how to hang and don’t know how to run a business. like I’ve been to bars that are as gay or gayer and they fun to hang out in and running very well financially #sucks2suck 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Netanyahu said that proportionally an Israeli life is worth 16 times that of an American life. Going off that math that means an Israeli life is worth 22 times that of a British life, 36 times of a Russian life, but of a Lithuanian life? Ha! 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Listen it’s my money, I worked for it so I should pay 20% interest on it” all of those stupid fucking quickpay app commercials 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I only trust people with vampire names. For me to even tell ya the time of day yo shit has to be like Sir St. Ellington Von Beauregard VII Esq. 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Damn the birds are chirping. This bout to be an amazing day. Hell yeah 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Guy who sees Rei turn into his last crush as a part of the human instrumentality project “nah I don’t even like that bitch anymore” *doesn’t explode into orange goop* 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There’s some websites that are so good you’re like “sure yeah have some ads, you deserve a lil money” 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Into far away girls. Need to look out over the horizon to get my dick even slightly hard 011
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you don’t look at this post you’re a terrible human! Why are you scrolling away?!?!?!? YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN!!!!! DONT YOU CARE ABOUT MY CAUSE?????? BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! 010
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who are these people? You want me to know these people? No you don’t? You want me to hate these people? I don’t even know these people and now I hate em? My life hasn’t changed in these 52 seconds 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My comic is soon to be released, the United Kingdom is getting broken up and a United Ireland is coming #blessed 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026man i just don't care, like i really DO NOT. it's funny actually. like man absolutely zero effect on my day one way or another. god, nothing could get me to either. gun to my head i'd say shoot because really just nothing gets me out of chair less than that. 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026new video that's actually old. wanted to post this by itself for a while and now here it is. interesting perspectives on the 25th anniversary youtu.be/co5sK6RIShcyoutu.beInterviewing Kids About 9/11YouTube video by Comedy Is Cool Television 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There’s legals to this *lawyer finished opening statements* 001
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’d like to be under the sea, in a tortoise’s cabbage patch 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Looked at it again and it’s def a thing to be seen easily in high intensity bits against a background. Like he really pops out from the darkness with all that but still feel like it’s a model maker going a bit too wild with the greebles 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Like why couldn’t they go to more this way. Looks more realistic but doesn’t have all this detail for detail’s sake 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Feeling the “being online way too much” brain worms. Need to eat an apple. Maybe have a book idk 010
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Should just be leather shoes. Like they could light up like this during certain bits but why all this. Maybe the design around the bottom but that leg bit is too much man 001
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The ruby gloom theme sucks ngl. Feels like it’s leading to something that never comes. 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My friends, they all follow me here. If I say type out certain words in sequence they come over to my abode and make brownies Igor new years shoe *your mission is to get me a Costco hotdog. My mom has a card so I could ask her, but she only goes there for gas so no* 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Listen you’re really cool and all but can you not drink all my Snapple? 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026She’s right! About the boobs; the rest is just complete rubbish 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026*takes drag off cigarette* should’ve been applejack and rarity *throws bottle at tv not even playing mlp* 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The only reason why I’m sweaty is because of the gym. No other reason… gym reason! 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The people who hate pickles are more annoying than people who love pickles. Just being negative for negati- OH GOD REDDIT FOUND ME *RUNS AWAY FROM THEM BUT THEN RUNS SLIGHTLY SLOWER CUZ THEY ALL OLD* cmon you can still chase people off sites, I believe in you 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Doing Russian Roulette as a bit but uh oh I’m really good at it 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We lost Dolly, Tim Curry, and now fuckin OPTIMUS PRIME?!?!?!? THE FUCK. WE JUST KILLING CHILDLIKE WHIMSY THIS WEEK?!?!? THE FUCK 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Investing in you as early as new girl invested in Taylor swift 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s just common sense for a gamer, that’s all *bomb explodes* 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This son of a bitch doesn’t want to fuck Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers! 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Florida is a terrible beautiful place, like heaven was ran by Satan. Also drugs and guns and great food 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A glitch made all my bluesky notifications come up again. Somehow bluesky’s limit on notifications is 30. Makes sense ngl. That is how much things need to happen to make me notice 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Klaus from American Dad has a lot of friends and I’m genuinely proud of him 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Saw this guy at the airport. Didn’t say anything to him cuz I totally forgot his name… 000
PAR @parisdumb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026End of Oak Street really good. Basically perfect movie. No joke go see it, it’s awesome! 000
