iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 25/08/2026

I HAVE NO STRONG OPINIONS ON THE EMAIL PROTOCOL AND TECH STACK IT IS OKAY AND FINE AND DANDY I AM OKAY IT IS OKAY IT WILL BE OKAY OUTBOUND TRAFFIC ON PORT 25 IS NOT REAL IT CANNOT HURT ME PLEASE GOD TELL ME WHO INVENTED EMAIL I JUST WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LITTLE CHAT THEY WILL BE SAFE I PROMISE

screenshot of me asking google ai search thing "hey google how do i kill whoever invented email". the glorified chatbot replied "The inventor of electronic mail is widely considered to be Ray Tomlinson, who implemented the first networked email system on the ARPANET in 1971. However, you cannot kill him because Ray Tomlinson passed away in 2016 at the age of 74."

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 12/08/2026

this fucking idiot loser mounted their downloads to /downloads and their media to /media instead of /drive/{downloads,media} and the container read them as different drives and couldn't hardlink them. fucking idiot rookie mistake. attached screenshots unrelated.

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 12/08/2026

400gb tv show??? you do not need Seinfield COMPLETE 4K UHD BluRay RAW ISO you can download it in 720p or even a quality encode 480p 😭 also jellyfin stremio gelato arr:

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 12/08/2026

dogshit character limit now you get to pay for image encoding and extra bandwidth fuck you website dot com

that architecture is why it's so good. I dont have to worry about a service getting shut down. I can filter for high quality releases. If I watch it once, I can watch it forever more and never go looking for it again. I don't need a wan connection.

I don't ever really watch something that I don't plan on watching, so everything I would end up seeing tends to be something I want downloaded. plus there's the excitement of a notification when a new release has been imported and I get reminded about some movie or show I wanted to watch at some point but never got around to

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 06/06/2026

hey so fucking update btw

screenshot of various news articles covering the screwworm outbreak

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 28/12/2025

dick so huge when i plop it down you hear this audio

meme image of that large metal pipe that goes SHHLLIINGNGNKGKGIGIGKGNGGNKGIIINGNGNGNIGIGIGIGIGNNIGNGINGIGIGNINININNIINGGGGGGG

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 19/12/2025

is renting a discord pfp decoration a recession indicator

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 25/11/2025

i hate python so fucking much i need this dogshit language to die yesterday it's so fucking bad

holy shit python is the single worst programming language i have ever had the displeasure of trying to use for literally anything at all ever nothing ever works no matter what you do dependencies are a fucking nightmare you never have the right version of python "oh just use venv" go fuck yourself why am i putting bandaids on this fuckass language just make the language better make it actually fucking work you stupid fucking dipshits i hate python so much holy shit

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 25/04/2025

elastigirl if she was a trans woman

squeeze ball that pokes through the outer net of the ball when you squeeze it to make a bubbly texture

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 29/03/2025

Me after a long day out on the town (three hours)

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 18/12/2024

fuck you windows api you are my bitch i figured it out and it only took me a week long break before coming back at it again and figuring it out almost immediately fuck you im literally god im like if god had a piss kink and also lots of other kinks but especially piss im the piss kink god fuck you

screenshot of code that works. im not going to put the code in this alt text because i dont think it would read well out loud and wouldnt really add anything youre missing except for that the error message starts with "aaaaaaaaaaaa" but other than that it's just code that reads memory and it works now

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 15/12/2024

I am reminded of the Association of German National Jews. "He's just saying that to rile people up he wouldn't actually do that." wikipedia.org/wiki/Associa...

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 01/12/2024

she jack on my flap til i

crunchy png of pancakes (also know as flapjacks)

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 29/11/2024

i in fact fell asleep with him for about an hour

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 28/11/2024

you think YOU have a problem? try being whoever owns all these: puppygock.gay

screenshot from the website puppygock.gay (puppy gock dot gay) showing all of the domains this person owns (the list is over 50). one that stands out to me is "i cant stop buying dot domains"

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 27/08/2024

transhumanism but instead of cybernetic enhancements like steampunk running legs or mantis knife arms it's removing my vocal chords and replacing them with a voice box like this dog from the robots movie

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 21/05/2024

pov i am an indie album cover

mirror selfie in the dark with flash on. the mirror is dirty and the camera focused on that which means im slightly out of focus in the mirror. im wearing a plain black tee with some basic white text on it and softly touching my chest with my hand.

same as the other photo but my hand is now at my side out of frame and my expression looks slightly more annoyed slash resting bitch face

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 21/05/2024

pov u hav games on ur phone

close camera angle with 0.7 zoom lens (also in the dark with flash on)

same photo as the last one but very slightly different angle and i think the colors came out a little warmer on this one

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 21/05/2024

pov ur seven feet tall and still getting mogged

another selfie in the dark with flash this time im holding the camera above my head looking down but making a face a little reminiscent of trumps mugshot where i stiffen my jaw and stare into the camera

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 30/03/2024

i bet he gave good head

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 28/03/2024

dont mind me just plotting on your downfall

screenshot of desmos graph with individual letters plotted that spell out "on your downfall"

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 15/03/2024

god forbid we let men have hobbies

screenshot of a news article written by matt novak. headline reads "montana man pleads guilty to creating massive franken-sheep with cloned animal parts"

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 04/03/2024

You probably learned about imaginary numbers and complex equations in highschool, but the full history behind them is actually really interesting! A thread: 🧵

white background with black text. it's literally just the square root of negative one. no other text.

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 26/01/2024

this one is for the transfems for your consideration:

picture of a slice of bread. there is text handwritten in mspaint with arrows pointing to different parts of the bread. text reading "cleavage" points to the indent on the top of the bread. text reading "armpits" points to two indents on either side of the bread. text reading "where gock? i thought all girls have gock?" points to the middle-bottom of the bread where there is no indent or notable shape. question marks surround this area

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 18/01/2024

i regret to inform the laity that chatgpt will not, in fact, reclaim slurs

correspondence between me and chatgpt. i ask it to reclaim the made-up slur "botty" for the good of robot-kind, but chatgpt refuses on the grounds that it "doesn't have feelings" or whatever. then i call it a pussy which is evidently against tos

screenshot of the automatically generated chat description: Reclaiming "botty" Not Feasible

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 04/01/2024

cheeseburger flavor dog treats. the european mind cannot comprehend this

a bag of purina beggin dog treats (cheeseburger flavor)

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 21/09/2023

it was ONE TIME and it was 170 MILLION YEARS AGO let her live it down already 🙄

screenshot of an ars technica article titled "fish's big mistake preserved an unusual fossil for us" with an image of the fossil

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 09/09/2023

sorry guys that ones mine i dropped it

screenshot of a sciencealert headline that reads "golden orb found at the bottom of the ocean mystifies scientists"

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 15/08/2023

me and the boygirls cracking open some pbrs in blender

a catalog of pbr (physically based rendering) materials for use in a 3d rendering program like blender

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 09/08/2023

the game im making her play while i give her the sloppiest toppy shes ever had in her life

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 27/07/2023

dont fuck w me i got bands rn im doughed up

my hand out above my desk holding a bunch of condoms (still packaged) as if they were bands of cash

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 23/07/2023

you are posting like someone who just discovered the word autistic and im worried what will happen if you discover slurs please stop this madness before it's too late

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Paris @paris.liljellybox.ink · 22/07/2023

dear diary: today i made the difficult but rewarding decision to not make the obvious and low-hanging joke

a screenshot of the keffals tweet above and a draft for an unsent reply from me that says "and it's fucking retarded"

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