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Your wildest dreams are coming true. Give yourself to them. Allow fantasy to subsume your very being until it is reality. | NSFW | 18+ | Pfp by mokeonn.tumblr.com | Weird fetishes (Hypno, vore, wg, etc.) | She/Fae | 25 | SFW @strawbieparfait.bsky.social

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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 3h
The above is an excerpt from today's story upload, Venom Puppy! Coils, venom, mind-altering properties. Read it at the following links! FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/66635693/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf... Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... RTs are appreciated!
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/61417115/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf...
To Meet Your Muse — Chapter 2
Hypnosis
Paw/Hoof Worship
Latex
Pony (Anthro)
Wolf
Digimon (Dorumon)
Reality Warp
Permanent Servitude
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Writing some fun stuff for a patreon launch
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Princess Vanilla Parfait I: luigi was definitely baptized immediately upon exit

evie: they dunked his ass in there multiple times for sure

Werewolf: that's why he can defeat ghosts
and has the fear of god in everything

Princess Vanilla Parfait I: luigi experiences catholic guilt
that's why he has such a bad time in luigi's mansion, he was never meant to possess wealth
he is haunted by the ghosts of doing well
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
evie: asexual luigi just straight platonic vibes

Werewolf: caesarian luigi

Princess Vanilla Parfait I: caeser = luigi
cato = mario
cicero = princess peach
brutus = princess daisy

Werewolf (message star reacted three times): nero = captain toad

Princess Vanilla Parfait I: LOL

Princess Vanilla Parfait I: live birth luigi
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
(Cupcake) She looks so heroic and suave
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it's like this honestly
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Be prepared
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I always want to be coiled up by snakes so I might as well drop myself in there
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
oh apparently google has an answer
Google results page for Franz Kafka with the overview edited to read the following: "Franz Kafka was a 20th century German-speaking Jewish Czech writer and novelist known for his surreal and realistic works that influenced many artists, philosophers, and writers. Dude fucking LOVED mechsploitation. I mean that little pervert ate that shit right the fuck up. Holy fucking hell dude chill out. Kafka's work is often analyzed through the lenses of religious parables, psychoanalysis, social criticism, existentialism, and surrealism."
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i'm going to turn you into this
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
now I'm all done with the demo so this is the last one
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yessss... mooree...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
AAAAA
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
OMG
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I REAL
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
saw The Plague today and I was the ONLY ONE in the theater. So I took a picture before it started
An empty movie theater auditorium
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Co- headmate generator (hi I'm the headmate generated I'm a sharkpuppy)
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
S- have you seen what i look like?
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cu- here's what i look like normally, but once i get in my demon form... kehehehehe...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/62703522/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf... Fimfiction: www.fimfiction.net/story/583862... Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
New fursona!! Ube Sugarplum, cabbit, she/her/fae/faer, aviator and adventurer!
Four images showing the progress of the drawing from analog sketch, to digital sketch, to linework, to flat colorsA flat-shaded cartoon drawing of a fat purple cabbit with long brown hair and even longer rabbit ears. She's also wearing aviator goggles on her head.
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
How to fluster a trans girl
A bowl of hushpuppies
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I'm not too far behind...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/61679673/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
opgughg heliolisk would be interesting..
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If you somehow still need a reason to leave Twitter... fucking hell
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/61496288/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf... Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The Creation of Unit PVP-1
Mind Control
Drone Transformation
Null Bulge
Latex Suit
Femdom
Cat Princess (F/NB)
Cybernetic Fox CEO (F)
Robotic Arms
Identity Erasure
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Speaking of long-form story commissions... New story upload tomorrow! This one isn't a commission, but I've finally finished revising a #drone #transformation #hypnokink story that I started writing on September 4, 2023 as you can see in the screenshot below. Be ready to submit to Strawberry Corp.
Created Sep 4, 2023
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/61417115/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf... Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
To Meet Your Muse — Chapter 1
Hypnosis
Vampirism
Twinning
Pony (Anthro)
Changeling (Quad)
Oviposition
Reality Warp
Permanent Servitude
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I got real crazy last night
Discord media tab full of downloaded pictures of TruMoo creeper-themed milk, which is green
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
making sure the rules in my server are fair and balanced
13. Post all explosion in the not here. Asking for explosion belongs in nowhere. Explosion-adjacent discussion does not belong in server. Blowing up do not belong in the art channels. Et cetera.
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
her name is marmalade and she's a fire/fairy type
an orange and red goodra hugging a pink cat princess. art drawn by @meltcoil on twitter
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Parfait: Mmnhf...! falls onto my ass, pulling and pulling as hard as my soft, doughy arms can... but I can't get it out, stuck as it is in my muzzle. My belly jiggles helplessly as the flow piles into me

sowsa: hah. too flabby to stand anymore? that's it, greedy pig, just keep glutting~. i've got YEARS worth of unsold sweets in here!

sowsa: doughy arms become too heavy to lift, your belly turns too wide and heavy to get up, increasing numbers of chins support your neck as you sit and glut, and glut, and glut. at least your seat grows comfier as your ass grows flabbier, and flabbier, and flabbier...

Parfait: moans weakly, succumbing completely to the onslaught as my blubbering form gurgles and belches...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
amazing things happening in the Parfait Palace Discord server (shameless plug btw, the link is in my pinned post) (some #weightgain #feederism feat. @sneprosa.bsky.social)
Princess Vanilla Parfait the First links to one of her Bluesky posts. ALT text is included on the original post, linked here: https://bsky.app/profile/parfaitthefirst.bsky.social/post/3lqdtsdvzas27

sowsa: 2/3 ain't bad

Parfait: you could become a vending machine

sowsa: i could

Parfait: vending machine tf. poof. vending machine attack. pushing your buttons.

sowsa. ok. ok i see how it isParfait: putting ten pounds in you

sowsa: shoots delicious treats into your mouth so you gain 10 pounds. and again

Parfait: (every pound adds a pound)

sowsa: and again

Parfait: WAAHHHH

sowsa: and again

Parfait: WAI-MNNFF. MN HFF.. HMMFFF,,

sowsa: yeah thats what i thought

Parfait: mrmrf..

sowsa: hehehehe. the british weight gain vending machine wins againParfait: what if the vending machine had a little tube hidden in its back that it just. shoved into people's mouths if they annoyed it

sowsa: what an excellent idea...

Parfait: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

sowsa: just, a whole tank of nutrient dense stuff made of anything unsold. funnelled into anyone who shakes the machine...

Parfait: stupid machine ate my fucking money! greedy bastard...

sowsa: oh say that again. say that ag-hang on

[sowsa proceeds to format her dialogue as a code block]

sowsa: say that again. say that to me again right now i DARE you

Parfait: greedy machine!! Give me my 10 pounds back!! *slams you a few times*

sowsa: OKAY you EARNED this MISSYsowsa: a thick hose whips from behind the machine into your angrily shouting mouth and almost immediately starts dispensing..ah, vending a thick, painfully sweet slop directly down your gullet!

sowsa: see who's greedy NOW

Parfait: Mmnhhd..!

Parfait: *grabs the hose and tugs, trying to pull it off of my mouth as my stomach gurgles, groaning in protest*

sowsa: yeah. not so confident now are we, fatty? 

sowsa: the flow is unceasing, uncompromising, and as it turns out, very digestible...

Parfait: mllp... mllpp... mlpp..!

Parfait: whimpers and tries to pull it out of my mouth, slamming my fist against your surface

sowsa: HITTING ME AIN'T GONNA SLOW THE FLOW, FATASS

sowsa: if anything it increases in speed, gurgling turning to churning, and a stuffed gut turning to one soft and flabby, stretching at clothes...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A venn diagram with three circles. The circles each read "Being British," "Vending machines," and "Weight gain." The intersection of the three reads "Adding ten pounds."
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
enjoy these illegal nasa logos
The top third of the page contains the following text:
"The Logotype: Incorrect Uses

The logotype is designed as solid stroke letterforms, to be shown freestanding horizontally against a solid neutral background.

The logotype must not be altered or distorted in any way. The effectiveness of the logotype depends on consistently correct useage as outlined in this manual.

The examples shown below illustrate some incorrect uses of the logotype.

1 . The letterforms in the logotype must never be broken by a superimposed pattern.

2. The logotype must never be placed within another solid shape, such as a circle.

3. The logotype must never be placed within another outline shape, such as a box.

4. The logotype should never be shown as outlined letterforms.

5. The logotype should never be shown with shadows projected from the letterforms or with letterforms partially outlined.

6. The logotype should never be photographically distorted in any way.

7. The logotype should never be shown in light benday screen against a white background. It should always be shown in solid black, solid warm gray or solid NASA red.

8. The logotype should never be shown as a benday screen of a dark background color. It should always appear in white.

9. The logotype should never be shown on a vertical axis. It is designed to rest on its horizontal baseline."

The remaining two-thirds of the page contains a series of altered logos for NASA, as described by the text above.
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
fuck dude i gotta have it
a screenshot from the game "Universal Paperclips" which reads the following:

HypnoDrones (70,000 ops) - Autonomous aerial brand ambassadors
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
oh right, I gotta swear my allegiance to the queen, i can't believe i forgot...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Atlyss review bombers now
An edited version of a page from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" in which the mother is chastising the older brother Roderick.

"Did owning this review make you a better person?"
"No."

"Did it make you more popular at Bluesky?"
"No."

"How do you feel about having owned this type of review now?"
"I feel ashamed."

"Do you have anything you want to say to kiseff for having owned this offensive review?"
"I'm sorry kiseff."
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/60920142/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf...
The Queen of Tower Fizzypop
Weight Gain
Feederism
Petplay
Femdom
Dog Transformation
Mental Transformation
Burping
Belly Rubs
Mind Control
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the phrase "MINDSET ISSUE" written in the Dark Souls font
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
oh shit alright
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My new tabletop character is so silly. If I get hit once I die but I'm sooooo sexy and everyone loves me
SEXY (525)
You're so hot, and everyone knows it, you most of all. When you're wearing your fetching outfit, you can stun another person with your beauty without rolling the dice. If you take damage in the outfit, you have to stay out of the fight until it's over to attend to chipped nails, untucked shirts, and messed up hairdos.
- Fetching outfit (0 ARMOR), -1 REFLEXIVE

MASCOT (361)
You are the beautifully fragile glue which bolsters the team's spirit and binds them together. Your MAX HP is irrelevant—for the purposes of play, it is always equal to 1. As long as you are alive, your remaining MAX HP is divided as evenly as possible and added onto the MAX HP of every other player (e.g. a 6 MAX HP MASCOT in a four-player team grants 1, 2, and 2 MAX HP to the other three players).
- Extravagant costume (draws enemy fire), -2 FORCEFUL
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/59551694/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf...
thumbnail for the nsfw story, A Poolside Bloat. includes the following tags:
Magic Weight Gain
Cursed Candy
Female x Female
Swimsuit Bursting
Fatfur
Light Burping
Belly Groping
Butt Groping
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A woman is driving a car and looking at the viewer. She says to the viewer "I thought it was really sexy how you talked about your feelings back there. Wanna make out?"
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Google Docs: docs.google.com/document/d/1... FurAffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/59206528/ DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/princessparf... FIMFiction: www.fimfiction.net/story/569660...
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
wip sheepdragon fae creature G- my name is Gumdrop #sketch #digitalart #furry #wip #anthro #sheep #dragon
a partially sketched digital image of an anthropomorphic woman. she has sheep's wool and horns, with a dragon's wings and a tail. the sketch is still in the construction phase, so many lines are visible that will not be visible in the final rendered image
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❤️Princess Vanilla Parfait I (COMMS OPEN, DM ME!)💜 @parfaitthefirst.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
MFFF PLEASE DO THAT TO ME
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