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Paratriad

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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
>game is about catching them all. >They make it a real bitch to catch them all. So yes, I would call that bad game design.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You think you know a guy and then he says some stupid shit about sandwiches
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The left wants frictionless blowjobs
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My body is a temple and my anus is the prayer beads.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I said young man There's no need to feel down I said young man Go see paggliachi the clown
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just found out Christ has a plan for us all. What a manipulative little piece of shit.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE: my favorite pokemon has changed from Venasaur to Dragapult
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I open bags of chips upside down so it makes it harder to read their propaganda while eatin em
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Only started on water once. Piplup. Ain't gonna get me again.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Pokedoku coach: Why didn't you pick ludicolo? Cuz I didn't think of him????
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"I'm finally overcoming my gambling addiction" Wife: "but you look so cute when you gamble 🥺" What. The. Fuck.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Silksong is the dark souls 2 of hollow Knight. If you truly understold want that meant, please go outside.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 15/08/2025
flaming moe's
lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar.
Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer?
Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days
Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you!
Moe then snatches the card.
Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta-
Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.
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charlotte @selkie.online · 15/08/2025
made a little teaser page for dullscythe, launching in early 2026 dreamware.press/dullscythe
dreamware.press
Prepare for Dullscythe
From Dreamware Press - Prepare for Dullscythe
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Iantos @iantos.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The recent shadowban for NSFW content on itch is unacceptable. An opt in was sufficient. Assuming this is in line with the Steam ban, please contact your representative about legal restrictions for payment processors. They have no right to police online marketplaces. Thank you
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
What's the term for things that are named after material/methods they don't use anymore? IE a window isn't made out of wind, nowadays it is made from glass
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
There are two things that make life worth living: Art and dairy products. (love is a dairy product unless you're a degenerate lizard shagger, in which case it is art.)
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Frindie Friday presents Dogman95! It takes 5 minutes and made me chuckle. First person dungeon humor. computerjames.itch.io/dogman95
computerjames.itch.io
Dogman95 by ComputerJames
Dogman RPG Dungeon Crawler
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Frindie Friday presents Auto Necrochess! A lane based autobattler where you use the undead to besiege an oligarch's castle. Make sure to spread your army well because any enemy soldiers will whittle your hovel. stopsignal.itch.io/auto-necroch...
stopsignal.itch.io
Auto Necrochess by Stopsignal
Spooky Auto-Battler!
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Frindie Friday presents Blue Wyrm! A first person melee adventure through the vibrant grotesque dungeon looking to save your wife. It takes 1 to 2 hours to complete. saintpesticide.itch.io/blue-wyrm
saintpesticide.itch.io
Blue Wyrm by SaintPesticide
Find her in the crypt of the Blue Wyrm.
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Paratriad @paratriad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
And my blessing goes to the dearest Dovekool - Steal their hearts. Literally. #Valley100
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