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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 2h

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 5h

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃. Professional dick Mike Thane can't catch a break. Can he and his comrades in crimefighting escape... THE SHADOW OF DEATH?!? Find out tonight, in @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"...He was found by security personnel, standing in the dark in a fugue state. Fleshy, wing-like appendages sprouting from his back. The file was still clutched in hand. 'Sorry, that happens sometimes,' he later said." —E-034D Observational Log Addendum ✎ @tarantulacage.bsky.social ⌜ #DICCPics ⌟

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The dichotomy of Dylan Faden being a reality-shattering living weapon, and being a sad, wet dog of a human being who's trying his best when interacting with other people and is just overjoyed to be able pet an 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 dog is probably one of my favorite things, period.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Many greet the coming of October and the so-called "spooky season" with open arms. We here at the Department greet it (and the parting of the veil between the realms of the living and the dead) with arms folded disapprovingly across our chests, holding a black coffee, and working a double shift.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃. Change of plans, agents. Manhattan is broken beyond all bounds. While Dylan Faden is no repairman, he'll lend a hand... as bloodstained as it is. More CONTROL Resonant tonight!

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Hey, agents. I had a bunch of urgent paperwork land on my desk today that I've had to rush to take care of. Between that and not exactly having the most sound of sleeps, I think I'm going to push tonight's broadcast to tomorrow. My apologies for the delay!

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃. Dylan Faden awakes to a world awash in the warped and weird. Can humanity survive the paranatural flood? Find out tonight in CONTROL Resonant! After all... nothing STAYS contained. Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟸𝟽𝚃𝙷 - 𝙾𝙲𝚃. 𝟹𝚁𝙳 ⌟ *sigh* Remember, agents: put down a tarp whenever you conduct any blood sacrifices. ...Details? I'm afraid 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 are classified... Have a safe and anomaly-free week! —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 reiterate: the Historical Divination Division’s purpose is to pierce the fog of history and uncover hidden truths through arcane means. 𝗡𝗢𝗧 to tell you what bloody pair of pants you left your access card in! —Dr. Amastacia, Logical Thaumaturgy Division Head

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"I’m afraid of losing control, you know? Because if I do, what if I become nothing, no one… but a monster? A puppet strung along by a malign hand? But, by grasping my strings so tightly... what else am I losing in turn?" —Special Agent John Doe ✎ @nxctes.com ⌜ #DICCPics ⌟

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fact that Fallen Aces always, without fail, turns into a particularly violent episode of Looney Tunes with somehow even MORE stereotypical Italian mobster accents in my hands is one of the big reasons why I love imm sims 𝘴𝘰 much.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ T.O.M.E.'s back on the beat to beat the snot outta crooked cops, murderous mobsters, and... IS THAT A F—[𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙳]ING BEAR?!? *ahem* ...In @newblood.games' Fallen Aces! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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The Sinking City 2 starts with someone going through their morning ritual of taking care of someone who can't take care of themselves before emerging onto the streets as sirens blare to go about their daily life. It breaks my heart, because I know it's art reflecting life.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ It always starts with a ritual gone wrong... And now we must wage war on the water-logged streets of Arkham for the woman we love. It's time to dive in to The Sinking City 2! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For the love of... 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 daring each other to see who can read the furthest in the forbidden texts held by the Historical Divination Division! We already have enough gibbering idiots around here without any ancient curses. —Dr. Amastacia, Logical Thaumaturgy Division Head

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ They say that home is a not a place, but a feeling. Right now, it 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 like a nightmare. But, as bad as it is in here, don't... LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟸𝟶𝚃𝙷 - 𝟸𝟼𝚃𝙷 ⌟ It's good to get back to some kind of sense of normalcy around here after the past week. ...Well, as "normal" as sanity-shredding, reality-rending threats to the world can be. All a part of the job, right? Let's get to work. —Special Agent John Doe

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"We're all mad in our own ways here. You have to be, to think you can save the world. But, what kind of crazy do you have to be to think you can do it as your 9 to 5? Answer: the 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 kind." —Special Agent John Doe ✎ @zombi3guts.bsky.social ⌜ #DICCPics ⌟

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey, agents. Thank you all for all your support throughout the marathon. I wanted to do something for this week in particular for myself as it's a rather difficult one for me due to past real-life circumstances. But, I'm so happy I was able to spend it with you all and my fellow friends—

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Join the multiplayer marketing madness as @aohelll.bsky.social and @phirmth.bsky.social come on down for some couch co-op in containment! On this episode of AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SPONSERED BY GAMERSLOP! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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You're still only the 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 most-cursed cartoon cat to haunt the internet, Bub. —T.O.M.E.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Well, we're certainly 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 tonight... @devoravt.bsky.social, @viscerae.bsky.social, and @cryptidchezcake.bsky.social crash on the couch in containment for some CURSED CARTOONS on this edition of AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We're 🔴 LIVE in 30 MINUTES, people! 𝘛𝘳𝘺 not to be late. Cressida isn't accepting "temporal anomaly" as a valid excuse anymore...

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⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Turns out, what happens here, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 stay here... and we got it ALL on video. @sheependy.bsky.social and @kamilabombette.bsky.social join T.O.M.E. for AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SIN CITY EDITION! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟹𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟿𝚃𝙷 ⌟ That mistake of magic has made a real mess of things around here. So, she's been sealed in for the week and I'm now rekindling my utter contempt for clerical work... So, enjoy babysitting duty. I'm counting on you, newbies~ —T

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"I bring the 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗠. ...It's a whole damn 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗗." —Entity-034C, "T.O.M.E." ✎ @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social ⌜ #DICCPics ⌟

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Please refrain from saying, "I hate Mondays." It knows. It hates you too. It told us. We will, however, endeavor NOT to repeat the true breadth and depth of how Monday feels about 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for the sake of your continued sanity. Have a nice day! —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

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I get such unmitigated 𝗝𝗢𝗬 bein' “the weird commercial guy,” since that means I get random messages from people with unmitigated memetic hazards, saying: “Knew I 𝘩𝘢𝘥 to send this to you. What you do with it is not my fault.” My reputation precedes me... —T.O.M.E.

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『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』 @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ /// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃. THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON! Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend! Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴

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In all my time as a Special Agent, I can confidently proclaim that there are few unspeakable horrors, uncaring edifices, or impossible labyrinths... that can compete with the man-made horror of the DMV. It has grown 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 us. ...Okay, maybe Arby's.

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Hey, agents. Just wanted to thank you all for tuning while I dealt with a lot of personal and professional obligations behind the scenes this week. It's been stressful, I'll admit it, but the regular broadcasts have been such a much-needed relief. So, thank you. Truly.

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⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got... It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces! Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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If you or your colleagues’ reflections are missing, report it immediately to the nearest unaffected security personnel. Vampires, awakened illusions, and alternate reality doppelgängers are threats to the workplace environment and are taken seriously. —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

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⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you: 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦. Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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Thalia recently suggested making changes to our standard ammunition in order to combat additional paranatural threats. Turns out, something to "anchor multi-dimensional beings in this reality" translates to me trying to convice the armory staff to put dirt into bullets...

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⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom. I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't... LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

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⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟼𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟸𝚃𝙷 ⌟ Now, I'm not a numbers guy... but we've been on a roll with our case completion rate recently, agents. It's made the casualty figures 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 acceptable. Keep up the good work this week. —Special Agent John Doe

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Recently, HaloHiime (who you should 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 check out) said I sounded like Steve Blum. I've been collecting REALLY flattering voice actor comparisons recently like old PS2 survival horror games: I don't have many, but I treasure every one.

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