Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 17hMy PC fried—even the hard drive. I tried everything to revive it, but nothing worked. So many photos and videos lost... I'm really bummed about it. I'm setting up a new one now, so sorry for not posting anything lately. I just can't work using a phone. See you soon, guys. 020
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ever since the boss took away my uniform, the tips have been getting better and better! 1378
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sir, I think your pipes are clogged. I'll need to apply pressure with something to clear the blockage. 16711
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 05/09/20262k followers! I never thought this could happen. Thanks, guys! 3252
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026John was caught drunk driving and had to pay a bribe to get out of the fine. He wasn't even upset about it. 0315
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Here is your order, gentlemen. Take anything you like from the tray. 1327
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A Morlock chasing an Eloi (you have to be old enough to get this, LOL) 1224
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Growing up with two "dads" always made me confident about my body and nudity. 05212
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I remember an older couple living next door who would always invite me to use their pool. Sometimes, we would take photos to remember the moment. 2457
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When a real man walks into the locker room, everyone is mesmerized. 1388
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My friendly neighbor, Mr. Brown, always lets me use his beautiful pool. I always make sure to thank him properly. 06411
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The player who scores the most gets a special "incentive" from the coach. The rest of the team watches enviously, hoping to do better in the next game. 0358
Paraorico @paraorico1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm late for work, but it was definitely worth it. 0406