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Level 34 || 18+ Only. Minors will be blocked. || MHA MultiShipper / #KiriBaku, #BakuKami, and #ShinBaku is Favored / Quotes Always Welcome Commissions: ko-fi.com/paranoidpotato

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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hey look. It’s out 👀💕💕💕💕
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Let Me Guess - ParanoidPotato - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just realized I did not post the link to this last night. Fair warning lovelies this one does contain dubcon.
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Red Riot: Raw @redriot-raw.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The amazing @paranoidpotato.bsky.social and @darkredoblivion.bsky.social will treat us in August! No one is better qualified to show Red Riot the ropes! #redriotrawcalendar
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Got a fun monster fucker fic going up on Ao3 sometime this weekend 👀
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I am officially back to human. All my tests and evaluations for my concussion are awesome and look better. I’m so excited. I’m going to try to get Up in Smoke up here this weekend. I’ve been really busy with events as one of them is ending shortly.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Finally got that ShinBaku up. Go me. I’m currently swamped finishing up events and commission stuff, but I’ll be trying to get new content up soon. This will go up on here at some point, but for now it’s on Ao3.
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Up in Smoke - ParanoidPotato - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Apparently I have a ShinBaku fic I never posted on Ao3? Why am I like this? 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Apparently my level of writers block right now is absolutely astronomical. Anyone have any good KRBK or ShinBaku fics they can throw at me? Maybe I can just refresh my existence with some good fics. 😤 I should have a new update for Think of Me hanging around that I’ll try to get up soon.
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Hematic: A Bloody KiriBaku Zine @hematiczine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Our next Writer is really sinking his teeth into our beloved KiriBaku! Say hello to @paranoidpotato.bsky.social! 🔪🩸We're starving for his bloody content, and we know he's going to deliver! 🍷 #HematicZine
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The app. 😭 I’ve been having to limit screen time because it’s been making stuff worse for me. I’m finally getting over it now that they came up with a solid treatment plan. 10/10 seeing solid improvements.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I come back to this and they now have saved posts?! Nice.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m just glad it’s getting better. It’s sucked so bad. 😭
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’ve been so mad that it’s been close to impossible to write. I wanted to scream into the void 😭
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The Dark Lord Mia Belle @animemiayaoisama.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Sweet stuff also I finally caught up that took a long time ooof loved every second tho 🤣🤣🤣 📍
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The Dark Lord Mia Belle @animemiayaoisama.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oooooooooo poor baby 🥺 I hope it works out.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It’s me!
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
CW: Injury They finally figured out what was wrong enough with my injury that I’m able to write in short bursts again without getting a super bad migraine. We love this.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’ve been trying to give my brain a bit of a break from writing due to some of the issues I’ve been struggling with recently with my concussion recovery. So hopefully I’m back to posting regularly/more often soon as I can get some more of it sorted out.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’m glad you enjoyed them. 💕
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mike wazowski from monsters inc says thanks a lot . i 'll be here all week .
ALT: mike wazowski from monsters inc says thanks a lot . i 'll be here all week .
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I love that so much
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Wait until I tell you she flips over for tummy rubs and doesn’t commit violence. She genuinely enjoys them. 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
That tail never uncurls which is my favorite part about ringtail cats. It’s adorable. She’s also a Bakugou fan. I’ve since stopped showing her my new phone charms.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
They’re naturally friendly and loving. They love having conversations with their humans. Our girl never stops talking (this is why they’re called sing-a-lungs) when we talk to her or pet her. They’re also fans of water. This girl will complain if her massive bowl is almost empty.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Beltane is an American Ringtail. They’re also called Sing-a-Lings. Silly but it absolutely makes sense. These cats can absolutely be a favorite for cat people with zero effort.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fun Fact: I have a rare cat. When I say that I mean they’re so new to breeders that they’re still not listed in any cat clubs yet. P.S. Don’t mind the fact I’m sitting on the floor. 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Always. 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Snarky ShinBaku is my obsession. I’m happy to provide a few giggles.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
14. Baku: I want a divorce. Shin: It was a joke. Baku: How is giving me a fire extinguisher for our anniversary a joke? Shin: I was trying to say you’re hot. Baku: Divorce. Now. 15. Shin: Waters not wet. Baku: The fuck? Shin: It’s a fact. Baku: It’s water. Shin: It’s not wet. Baku: Go to bed. Now.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
13. Shin: I thought I was aloud to bring strays home. Aizawa: Animals. Not people. Shin: Have you seen him? He’s a bitch. Baku: The fuck you say?!
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
11. Baku: You’re a pussy. Shin: Is that why you’re a dick? Baku: Just get on the ride! 12. Shin: You probably can’t bake macarons to save your life. Baku: Fuck you. I can make fucking macarons. Shin: Prove it.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
9. Baku: Do you ever sleep? Shin: Once every 3-5 business days. 10. Baku: And this is my mother. Shin: Ah. So he’s the ugly one in the family. Baku: I want a fucking divorce! Mitsuki: I like this one.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
7. Baku: Couch or bed? Shin: Balcony. Baku: I guess I could take my laptop out there for the movie. Shin: This wasn’t a pick where we fuck multiple choice? Baku: I’m going to bed. 8. Shin: Do you wear a bra? Baku: What? Shin: There’s no way your tits are that perky in your costume without help.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
6. Shin: Do you like musicals? Baku: They’re fine. Shin: Glitter? Baku: No. Shin: High heels? Baku: What the fuck?! No! Shin: According to this you’re a bisexual. Baku: That’s a cookbook. Shin: Oh, shit. He can read.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
4. Shin: I think I’m gay. Baku: We are fucking married! Shin: So these aren’t friendship rings? I thought that party was too fancy. Baku: I hate you. 5. Shin: The stove is on fire. Baku: How?! Shin: I turned on the burner. Baku: It’s a fucking gas stove! Shin: I know.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
2. Shin: I’d tell you my wife is pretty but he’d have to get my dick out of his ass. Baku: Motherfucker! Shin: Language. 3. Baku: Happy anniversary or some shit. Shin: You got me a bow. Baku: Open the fucking box you bitch.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Let me insert some ShinBaku chaos. I need it. Interactions that make people question their relationship/sanity: 1. Baku: Fatherless behavior. Shin: Dad! Katsuki thinks you’re a deadbeat cunt. Aizawa: Both of you leave.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The long con is where it’s at. He’d be so good at it.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Baku: Ei’s bigger. Kiri: He could have had a better angle for that. Denki: If you exclusively bottom I’m fine with it. Tetsu: I’m good with it. Baku: It’s gonna be like a chihuahua and a great dane trying to bang. Mina: Ew. Accurate but ew. Who wants to watch shark week?
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Baku: … Fuck off. Kiri: Add a point for speechless. Pass me the popcorn. Denki: Tetsu I love you but that thing is going nowhere near my ass. Tetsu: Does this mean I’m gonna bottom? Mina: Hey Kiri unlock T’s phone. I wanna see what he sent Denks. Sero: Wow. Deku: I don’t want to see that!
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Baku: Take it out of the damn common room. Deku: Why am I always in the room when this happens? Sero: Bad luck. Mina pass the popcorn. Mina: Put another point down for the random kink reveal. Denki: Shut up Kacchan. You don’t get to talk. I’ve seen your dildo collection.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Tetsu: Dude! Denki: An elephant would be embarrassed to compare sizes. Tetsu: Kirishima said it’s a normal size for some guys. Denki: Kirishima is dating a man that would play hand puppet while he’s using Unbreakable while he fists him. Kiri: Bro!
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Denki: What the fuck!? Seriously? Tetsu: You said you wouldn’t care if it was small. Denki: Yeah. I wouldn’t. I don’t expect you to be storing a fucking skyscraper in your damn pants. Tetsu: It’s not that big! Denki: T… I’m pretty sure you’re the reason they had to make bigger flashlights.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I love a good size queen fic. However might I interest you in an absolutely not to the tune of TetsuKami ft common-room antics? I’m basically running on sheer chaos brain right now. I’m only half sorry at this point. 👀
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I don’t know if anyone else is obsessed with casually chaotic Todoroki but I am. I love a snarky Todoroki that subtly throws things into absolute shambles for an almost harmless laugh.
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Honestly people can just grab and go with these because I’m 99.9% I will never use any beyond the Mina one because that’s my kind of chaos. 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Don’t mind me folks. Just random mostly sfw content apparently. 😂
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ParanoidPotato [0/3 Commission Spots Avalible] @paranoidpotato.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
💫Denki that finally realizes the reason he keeps getting invited on long trips is so he can charge the electric car but considers unlimited snacks a free trade as an apology
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