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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
⠀ ( taking samples of the doughnut driven debris as if they were samples of the elephant's foot from chernobyl. gloves on top of gloves. using a meticulous device to extend & then extract the sample into a sterile container ) i Knew it. he's trying to Disintegrate the Earth . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
you should really rest your optics sometime, inferno. all that smoke doesn't aid in that regard either .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ . . don't * keep an Optic on Me. you'll just join all The Others .... ... the other... Watchers. ... plotting.... scheming... silently conniving... . . . & then acting as if I'M the SPECTACLE, i'M the WRONG oNe!! . . mHem- anyhow . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ iiii KNEW iT!!!!!!!!!!!! REWIND is POINTING to HIMSELF! REWIND IS DISCREETLY ADMITTING H E IS THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD!!!!!! HE IS COYLY DECLARING COMPETENCE!!!!!!! MAgNUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙆󠁯.𝘼͟.͟𝙍͟.͟𝙍͟ ┉ @rovingsquared.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
am i Imagining you ......... did you finally.... succumb
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
inferno....
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ . . how do you Know that . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
keViN GALLANT IS GOING TO KiLL mE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ wHO iS THAt, iNFERnO ?!?!???? ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
' blame rewind for stuff ' is written over ' have everyone pitch in to simulate the destruction of the Dinosaurs so grimlock can understand what to do in the drill for preparation of possible repeat extinction "
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ writing down his to-do list in perfectly aligned rigid rows with perfectly horizontal subjects for perfectly even lines to be placed underneath each new event for the proper separation, but no line was drawn, as the idea of there being one was better than there actually being one . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
( frowning . ) ( fixed it )
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
wrong aesthetic expression .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ We Will Die . ( smiling ) ⠀
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a small white dog is laying on a blanket on a bed and looking at the camera .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
⠀ I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S PLANNING ON MAIMING SOMETHING . ⠀
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a close up of a woman making a surprised face .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
( restarting the scan AGAIN . )
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
⠀ ( one must simply make sure the wand detector is being drawn down in perfectly aligned vertical hovers, smooth, straight, & covering all risks that were to be expected & not expected on the ticking time bomb of self-sacrificing spontaneity that is a wrecker ! one must simply ☝️🤓 ! ) ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
⠀ anybot who even slightly upsets grimlock will face a punishment the 9th ring of hell will cringe upon . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
⠀ do not. Dare . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
...... . . . . exemplary .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
⠀ . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
IT'S NOT EVEN DARK YET .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
⠀ AWFUL . JUST AWFUL . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
WHY IS THERE NO TEXT. WHAT'S GOING ON .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
HUH WHAT
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
⠀ i will always listen to your choice of song regardless of whether i consider the tunes to my tempo. as long as i recognize the maestro behind the music, i will never mind the mood . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
⠀ ♡. red alert doesn't need optics in the back of his helm installed when he has audials like his. world's worst helicopter parent ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
⠀ On My Way ! ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i. refuse to just sit back here & let you . regardless of our professional positions now. i'm too biased- i- ... you - .. you don't give up, so why should i on you . inferno.. i am- ord-.. i am Asking * . you- . ... take better care of yourself. . . please .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
bading back weakness, forcing the steel back into his tone. literally. with a quick bite on his glossa before his vents wheeze out one big, self-composing shudder, servos covering his face as bulky shoulder pads hid himself away by the turn of his broad back ) you- can't keep doing this to yourself
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
own self ? even less then .. inferno . . . ..... fern . ( the shakes in his voice increase with the shakes in his servos, then the shake in his legs beginning to bounce into a blur in the air, & then his whole body begins to tremor, &- he faces himself away, trying to control it, hide it
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
IGNORING the BASICS of YOUR BIOLOGY! & EVERY OTHER MECH WHO WOULD DISCOURAGE & WORRY YOU OTHERWiSE . ( servo moving from nervous actions at his audial to rubbing his weary optics, shaking his helm ) .... there's only so much Saving one Mech can do alone ... & at the sacrifice of his
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Top Mech i would actually be ELATED* to see in a HOSPITAL .... ( nasal tone hitching on every tremoring emphasis, he shudders a broad chested vent & elaborates the brutal statement a little better, not wanting any feelings harmed, at his core: chronically anxious ) instead of RUSHING OFF..
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
atop the corner of his security operating table, atop separating sheets so he doesn't get his posterior germs on the counter. an elbow joint balanced against a knee joint, he twisted & pulled at a red, raining audial, voice soft, but incessant ) ... inferno... you... are probably one.. of the
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
serving ultra magnus whenever the two browsed through the history of the ship for any miscreants or misdemeanors. but it's been a bit more. empty. recently. ... that's. fine, though. red made sure to sanitize it completely prior to the cross contamination of inferno. he sits, cross-legged
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
was not Kind. cameras crane toward their commander as he enters the main domain, then snap away with one tiny twinge of his audial, knowing when to mind their meddling, at least when it came to certain mech . doors secured & shut, he offers inferno a comfortable, cushioned, large chair, originally
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
inferno was loyal. kind. red alert only halted his march to waggle a gloved digit at one of the couples on the ship. ) WATCH THE PDA. with changing seasons comes contagious system malware. ( he marches on after that lecture, tsking at their idiocy, expressing LOVE. how ineffective. red alert
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
of any deeper thought at all. but that's red's job. he researches the normal for the abnormal. & he will Not. stop. especially for a friend . the mech gives a curt nod, turns, walking hurried without a need to look back. he knew inferno would follow. superb sensations weren't even needed to know
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
to hear it. & hated to see proud wings falter but- he hated how they stood up by strings of false confidence even more. words carefully mused for which wouldn't upset the most, inner abstract thinking kept a secret merely by the ones he serves so often discarding the thought of inferno being capable
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
⠀ ( the tired red line glowing beneath even more tired blue optics was tinged a lighter shade of flamingo pink at the mech's words, always so open, ready to console & comfort.. it made red want to stop & twist his own helm off & let himself fall into a big dark pit. again . he hated Hated ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
...... send me your vitals. ..... please . &, yes, i Will know if you are faking them .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
⠀ inferno . are you Alive or are you the body they found on the trail by Slum Cerk an Sunbury Rd . ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
⠀ ... why is inferno always so cold ... ... is he. Dying ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?+??++??+?+?!?!??+?+??1??!??!?1??+?!?!?!??1??!?!? INFERNO. ARE YOU DYING ??!?!?????????? ? ? ? ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
( oh, wait, that did NOT mean what i thought it meant. ... ..... i still disallow .
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
⠀ ( 💭 i, for one, do NOT give permission to congregate in the lost light ?!??? ) ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
⠀ ( watching his polar bear camera on another screen along with his security camera screens. mainly just to have it for comfort, sensitive audials able to hear the sounds even all this way, letting the cub's sounds of joy play on in his internal background while work is to held . ) ⠀
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
⠀ the flames of Hell . ⠀
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