Reposted by Paranoid HemorrhoidParanoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The don't invest in his crypto to make money- they aren't stupid. They invest to get a pardon, favorable policies, access, etc. And they they are not underwater on that. 0122
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is not a campaign event, it is a "victory dinner". Otherwise, this could be a Hatch Act violation. Holman would hate to break the law. Who catered this dinner? Cava? 000
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Batman. The Dribbler is back in Gotham. We need your help! 000
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Linda's parents didn't have college degrees and worked at the local military base. Yet- Linda was allowed to attend college. Shouldn't she have been routed to vocational training, according to... Linda? 020
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Of course the Columbus Dispatch prints this crap. Key quote: "I do want to 'Make America Great Again' after its precipitous decline during the Biden presidency". Precipitous decline? Right wingers like to just state things like this as fact without mentioning what actually declined. 020
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Scott Adams said that his TV show Dilbert was cancelled "because he was white". What shows was Dilbert up against? Spin City, JAG, Just Shoot Me, Ally McBeal, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yep- he was just too white for TV. 031
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Headline on August 6, 1945: "Truman escalates pressure campaign against Japan" 020
Paranoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 22/12/202560 Minutes has won multiple Peabody awards for stories exposing government corruption. They aired these WITHOUT any of the current administration officials at the time appearing on camera. peabodyawards.com/award-profil... peabodyawards.com/award-profil...peabodyawards.com 020
Reposted by Paranoid HemorrhoidParanoid Hemorrhoid @paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Yeah, so let me get this straight: 22 years ago, long before Trump got into politics, some merry prankster sent a forged birthday card to Epstein. Yep, that checks out. 0112
