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love the message and all but if i see that art of that kid holding a globe and pissing on donald trump again im gonna get really mad ok i GET IT its been like 11 times you can STOP NOW

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

woah..! so cool...let me... Buy!! *opens wallet and like Five Flies Come out* Oh.......no money...... Unfortunate

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

yo i could really go for a bottle of sprite rn

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

me watching the nightmare before christmas but only when its in a group because i like the songs a lot actually i just get second hand embarrassment when other people are around watching with me

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

chromakopia green uhh like pickle rick chromakopia ive got the cold im pretty sick

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

hardercore mode do it without blinking

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

how it felt opening my dead boxes (I didn't get a single brawler from all twelve of the free dead boxes i got)

Man: "Y'all got any brawlers?"
Robot: "We got (image of a coin, implying the sentence says 'we got coins'.)
Man looks down in anguish.
i fucking hate dead boxes

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

challenge: see how many times you can listen to earwax by six impala (the entire album, no skipping no ad breaks no pausing) on max volume in a row before your eardrums stop working

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

repost no like. I can sense the shame through my screen

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

this is the worst thing ive posted so far i think

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Me in school: FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! FEIN FEIN FEIN! Tearcher: HEY!! NO FEINING IN MY CLASSROOM! Me (activating epic edge powers): Feeein... 👿 Teacher: AH! 🥺 NO! *travils scott emerges from the pits of hell* Trav scotts: FIN! FIN! FIN! ME: FEIN! FEIN! FEIN! Teacher: NOOO!!

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

AINT EVEN OUT YET!! HOLD!! YOUR FUCKING!!! HORSES!!!!!!!! DAAAAAMM- OH. oh. Oh. Its... the... 🐴: Hello, Para. Me (para): please don't hurt me... 🐴: Hurt you? Heh.. no. I'll do much, much worse... *eyes glow red* NEEEIIIGHHHH!!!

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

that's all.. please deplatform this.. sicko .....

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

DUDE THOSE PREVIEWS WERE SO PEAAAK IM FUCKING SHAKING

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

IM PISSING IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS DIRECT HOLY FUCKING ASS

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

SIX IMPALAAAAAHHURRY UPPPP PLEAAAASE RELEASE THE DIRECT

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

IM TWEAKING SO HARD GIVE IT TO ME NEEOOOEEWWWW

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCKz... I M ABOUT TO BAVE A FUCKING HRART ATTACK HELP

youtube.com

SIX DIRECT FALL 2024

YouTube video by six impala

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

me when the mail robot pulls up and delivers dat Evil Mail 😭😭😭😭😭

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

I play brawl stars geometry dash and fortnite am i a real gamer to you. Tell me Gaming Dude Drew.

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

i don't believe you. im not falling for this anti seagull propaganda. as a seagull i will have you know that i am highly upset with you.

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

do u have something against seagulls. :/

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

(FLASH WARNING) Me off dat octopus tentacle 👀👀🔥👅 onggg 😭😭🙏 #geometrydash

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

like and follow for more awesome para content 🔥

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

having long curly hair is so fun because i have to deal with dandruff all the time and i have to use like 10 fucking pumps of head and shoulders every time i shower but at least i get a compliment about it every two or so weeks ^_^

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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 18/10/2024

scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

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para :3 @paradoxxer.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

*leans on expensive table with equally expensive cooked octopus tentacle in other hand* hey baby.. you listen to six impala?

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