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@papersquared.bsky.social
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Storm coming in.
Picture of a large shelf cloud over a row of houses in Chicago
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my favorite photos I've ever taken of my kid was during a trip to HF
Photo of a toddler in a blue shirt, pink shorts and hat, and black converse peering out into the distance between a stone wall and wooden slats.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyway, it was my honor to represent Illinois libraries at #alaac26 on Friday.
Photo of a very tired librarian standing behind a clear lectern and in front of a very large scent that says “ALA Annual Conference & Exhibition”
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
AMAZING
Notification that a user has added me to the "Hates Peoplr Who Use VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFT Bitcoin" moderation list (all capitalization theirs.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, no. What did y'all do?
Screenshot of the Bluesky trending list, with horror writers at number 1. The remaining topics are (in order): Obama, Trump and Iran, Political Commentary, and Bipartisan Bill.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wait. Is a pint in England a pony here?
A British pint glass filled with an American pony can of beer. Good lord!
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Please enjoy this absolutely hilarious photo of my spouse on a panel after a screening of Project Hail Mary. He’s second from the right. (I was home sick but was able to see the movie last week. Amaze amaze amaze!)
Five people sitting on a stage in front of an IMAX screen, absolutely dwarfed by the size of the screen and the giant spotlight.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
People’s casual cruelty is breathtaking sometimes. (This is in response to a story about Nancy and Savannah Guthrie,)
Skeet in response to a story about Nancy Guthrie that says, “Is she concerned about the thousands of people in the US that have been abducted by the secret police, or just this one person?”
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
A picture of a toddler with brown hair in pigtails wearing read and yellow plaid overalls and hiding a ring of keys.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You voted for this.
A photo of a trump rally with a woman holding a sign that says "MASS DEPORTATION NOW!"
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Wheeeee
Get to know me
1 like=1 answer
I'll post the question in my responses.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Me:
A picture of a woman with brown hair and glasses, seated at an arcade. This woman is 48 years old and looks considerably younger that 46 year old ghoul Brendan Carr.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Five multicolored flyers, stacked vertically, with a styalized picture of a woman's face and the words "hot girls resist ICE." Taken in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
two comments from demi lovato. the first says "get a job" and the second says "stay away from her"
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“This is a cold, hard information war.” Rapbrarian Roy Kinsey on the attacks on libraries and museums. #ILAAC25
Rapbrarian Roy Kinsey, a black man, wearing a white long sleeved shirt, standing at a lectern.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Good lord, y'all are weird.
An image of my post that says "Double vaccinated today. Learned I was the first person at the CVS to get the new COVID booster.

Thanks, Illinois, and eff you, RFK."

And a response from an account asking if mine is a parody account and insisting he "has to ask."
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ah, yes. Notorious hot bed of crime, our tourist district. They’re gonna arrest the Bean.
Quote from Sun-Times article “He said the operation would focus on “downtown Chicago,” and a formal “request for assistance” still required approval from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.”
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Remember how that one fascist guy bought a network and put his fascist son in charge? Yeah. This is what happens.
Screenshot of a breaking news alert that says CBS is going to cancel The Late Show with Stephen Colbert next year.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
it really, really is dre-yo.github.io/super-person...
Results of my superpower test as infographic. I'm a necromancer! Summoning spirits are my forte. I'm: curious about everything, even the unknown, the spirits don't lie, intelligence is strength, spell-caster, death magic, skeleton army! My personality traits include: I prefer to be by myself; ideas, ideas, ideas; "analysis paralysis"; imaginative & creative; honest; "ughhh I can't wait anymore!"; insensitive (rude!); daydreaming; logical. My team includes the shapeshifter and the dream-walker, and my enemies are telescopic vision and accelerated healing.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Babe, how about a nice stroll on the hottest day of the year?” Not my brightest idea but still a gorgeous view.
View of Promontory Point, covered in lush trees, jutting out into a calm Lake Michigan.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
HE LOOKED LIKE THIS.
Gabriel Byrne looking hot as hell in Little Women
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This is what happened the last time I tried to make a sign in haste. Spouse was gentle as he pointed it out.
A protest sign that was meant to say "HANDS OFF LIBRARIES" but because I was in a rush says, "HANDS OFF LIBRIES!" It now lives in our family room.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
a photo of metal bleachers, not the band bleachers, nor presumably the bleachers the quoted post is referencing.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Oh, right. I don’t have a pet. 😔
A picture of a black and white duvet cover, sadly not covered with pets.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my family this summer
gif from National Lampoon's European Vacation with the family showing off their new Italian duds.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have become my grandmother
Pic of a sad little breakfast. Clockwise from 6: a purple plate with two pieces of peanut butter toast; a black mug with milky coffee and pills in front of it; a water bottle with a Mothman sticker.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Saguaro for @donnalanclos.com
Picture of two elderly saguaros in a red rock covered yard, in front of a house.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
At least I have beverages.
Picture of a cup of coffee and a bloody mary
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And a werewolf
Image of a man holding a gun, shouting
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Also, I have the same edition.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here’s what I wrote to Newsom yesterday. There’s an embarrassing typo that I fixed in the alt text. It’s past time to start telling Dems to do the right thing. But we have to keep it up.
SHAME ON YOU.

You are giving a platform to a known white supremacist who supports removing rights from everyone except right (THIS IS A TYPO AND SHOULD BE “RICH”) white men -- like yourself. This man promotes false conspiracy theories that only helped elect Trump -- and now look where we are. You call this podcast a debate. It's capitulation. It's cowering. It's wrong.

Your about-face (if you ever actually supported it) on trans lives is disgusting. You are not a Democrat. You are a rich white man who only says and does things that will benefit you directly.

I'm not surprised by this move (2025 has solidified my status as a cynic) but I am SICKENED that you would choose to do this. This will lead to deaths. Those deaths will be on your head, and the heads of every single despicable person who chose to put their bottom line before human rights.

I hope your party votes you out. I hope you disappear into the pages of history.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Imagine blocking me. This is who you're blocking. (I have no idea why, honestly.) (It's kind of amusing.)
A perfect gray cat sleeping soundly in a human bed just it's size, with the caption "me sleeping soundly as i hear the rain fall gently outside"
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Proof of love. We were asked to dress for the season on the last day before winter break. If you know me, you know I don't own any Christmas or winter apparel. So I wore this.
Picture of a tired lady in her late 40s with dark hair and glasses wearing a red sweatshirt that says "I'm not Daredevil" in white text, and red devil horns on her head.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This one. Oof.
People think that I forget because I just don't care (but I *do* care).
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
😒🧐
a night custodian at the school complained to police about the possibly “pornographic” contents of a book in the teacher’s classroom. He also accused the teacher of allowing a student to sit on her lap.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. I am an old.
Album cover for the New Jack City soundtrack.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Bloomsbury jumping in the fight!
Bloomsbury Pledges Continued Commitment to Librarian Collection Development and Acquisition Options
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This little one is now studying Classics (and killing it) 😭
Picture of a four year old girl outside at a parade, holding a balloon and looking up at it
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
OK. This one I can do. Going to go write work stuff but like away and I'll post later.
Get to know my favorite movies. For every like, I will post one movie I love.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
They walked so we could... stay warm?
A person wearing a fuzzy shark onesie.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The kid has "a ball" to attend so I'm at the hotel bar working. It's a wild Saturday night in Ohio.
A picture of a laptop with a spreadsheet on the screen and a dirty martini with three olives.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I spent the day with my daughter--coffee with one of her friends, meeting famous local Kitty Purry, lunch, and bookstore browsing. Pic of the girls.
Photo of two young women and a black cat.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I saw this image and would love to know more about it but image search pulled up nothing. Please don't tell me it's AI.
Painting of five women seated around a table in a forest, eating fruit from a large platter. Style is similar to Dutch masters.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
Image of Jeff Buckley from his album Grace.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I missed that Nikki Giovanni passed yesterday. From “Laws of Motion”:
If I could make a wish I’d wish for all the knowledge of all   
the world. Black may be beautiful Professor Micheau
says but knowledge is power. Any desirable object is
bought and sold—any neglected object declines in value.   
It is against man’s nature to be in either category
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You'll have to pry my bathtub out of my dead, pruney fingers.
Screenshot from an marketing email saying, "Bathtubs are out for 2025--and this bathroom trend is replacing it."
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Picture of indie supergroup boygenius, dressed as the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit for their Halloween 2023 concert at the Hollywood Bowl.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sir.
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Promotional poster for the Netflix series 1899
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carolyn @papersquared.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The emails from Gavin Newsom’s office are like a needy situationship
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