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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 44m

'You'll literally cost me my ambassadorship' How can I work that into my daily conversations?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 59m

<<<<<<<don't say you already think the size of her abdomen is a sign of her success. it sounds creepy>>>>>>>

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 1h

Russel Ukraine was the actor who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 2h

OTOH - Those are the coolest workplaces in the world.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 5h

I'll be the guy complaining to the barista about the funny names for small, medium, and large. Then I'll be complaining about the cost. While having my YouTube sound on speaker.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 6h

Something in your tone makes me think your opinion is that this is a very bad idea.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 6h

What about this? Any vibe "before reading the alt text" which has the details.

Wellington disaster: entrance to Cascade Tunnel, 1910

Photo of one end of a train tunnel in heavy snow.

During the early morning hours of March 1, 1910, an avalanche roars down Windy Mountain near Stevens Pass in the Cascade Mountains, taking with it two Great Northern trains and 96 victims. This is one of the worst train disasters in U.S. history and the worst natural disaster (with the greatest number of fatalities) in Washington.

Inching Toward Disaster

On February 23, 1910, after a snow delay at the east Cascade Mountains town of Leavenworth, two Great Northern trains, the Spokane Local passenger train No. 25 and Fast Mail train No. 27, proceeded westbound toward Puget Sound. There were five or six steam and electric engines, 15 boxcars, passenger cars, and sleepers. The trains had passed through the Cascade Tunnel from the east to the west side of the mountains when snow and avalanches forced them to stop near Wellington, in King County. Wellington was a small town populated almost entirely with Great Northern railway employees.

The train stopped under the peak of Windy Mountain, above Tye Creek. Heavy snowfall and avalanches made it impossible for train crews to clear the tracks. For six days, the trains waited in blizzard and avalanche conditions. On February 26, the telegraph lines went down and communication with the outside was lost. On the last day of February, the weather turned to rain with thunder and lightning. Thunder shook the snow-laden Cascade Mountains alive with avalanches.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 6h

"After experiencing any form of emotional intimacy" - grunts and gestures.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 7h

Your best hope might be if you can trick the kidnapper to turn on the can opener.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 7h

No other president, Republican or Democratic, has had a swimsuit competition as part of the vetting process for the position of Press Secretary.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 9h

25% off for orders over $5,000. Such a deal.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 10h

Sniffing other grandpa butts is perfectly normal at the grandpa park. How else are we to recognize each other?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 10h

The goal is to frighten today's witnesses to Trump's illegal and immoral actions. Causing pain to Hutchinson is just the cherry on top.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trump has a rattlesnake song. That's the craziest statement in all this ignorant hatred.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Becoming the Viceroy of Cuba is looking real good now, eh, Secretary Rubio?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What if AI solves the Curtis Yarvin problem, in an entirely non-lethal way?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Grandma caught him with the church choir director.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Crafted in the studios of HDK-Valand, Gothenburg’s prestigious art and design academy, this chair breaks the mold. The usual suspects of cushions and upholstery give way to a network of knitted, knotted tubes, a nurturing ground for chia seeds to flourish.

The chia chair from Dokoa.com. A close up photo shows a hand among the recognizable sprouted chia seeds.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Like the chia chair? "At first glance, the Chia-Chair captivates with its intriguing design. But look closer, and you’ll realize that the abstract patterns aren’t fabric or paint; they’re live plants. www.dakoa.com/chia-chair-l...

dakoa.com

The Chia-Chair: Redefining Furniture as Living Ecosystems Dakoa

In a world where the line between the natural and the man-made blurs, three students from the University of Gothenburg in Sweden have taken a bold step toward redefining our living spaces. Alice

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wonder if Trump knows the birthdays of any political leaders who are not murderous dictators?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does your data center have a sister? Maybe something from Radio Shack?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How's France doing? Health care seems good.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If I had to fight one historical figure, I would definitely chose a dead one. I agree - it's weird.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's no weave. Trump is just informing his most crazed fans that violence against people in LA and San Diego is fine with him.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

(so I still have a chance 🤔)

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can quote scripture and have never been to hell. NBD.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Cory has failed anger management courses in 2016, 2023, two in 2025, and it's not looking good for 2026.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OTOH, I did get $90 in my Social Security, easily enough to tempt me to destroy the future of my children and grandchildren.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anyone who believes this claim is either a danger to themselves, a danger to others, or unable to care for their basic daily needs.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Who can forget the World Series Game when Clemens dragged a wounded teammate through heavy enemy fire to the dugout?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you can't be with the one you love (Betty), love the one you're with (Veronica).

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Hello, Mr Vice President"

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've heard that having sex with four other people is way more chaotic than having sex with one friend too. My experience is somewhat limited.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Some people find group therapy - 6 therapists, 1 client - useful.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Saparmurat Niyazov renamed the Turkmen word for bread to Gurbansoltan, his mother's name, and also renamed April to Gurbansoltan in the Turkmen calendar. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmu...

en.wikipedia.org

Saparmurat Niyazov - Wikipedia

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well? I'm sitting on the edge of my seat. What fine academic institution did you choose?😉

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Meetings should have mascots to keep them on track. Like Gritty only in a three piece suit.

Gritty, the orange furred mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

All science is evil except for the science that allows me to post my thoughts around the world.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If Ouija boards were portals to hell, they would be the top selling demonic device on Amazon.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

As a nation, the US can't even commit to feeding children during the school day. Sure, let's rely on two year old rainbow children to save us.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Walmart hires international students to be security guards because *nobody else wants to work at Walmart as security guards*. What 20 year army veteran - officer or non-com - wants to work at Walmart if they have ANY another option?

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They made a book and a movie about that Lord of the Flies

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And now you know the rest of the story.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Soon you can be one of the negative One Percent.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For convenience, the Brain Gym will be located next to the Skin Laundry.

The Skin Laundry franchise. The front of the building is black with large windows and text in white SKIN LAUNDRY.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Los Angeles is, of course, the second biggest city by population; NYC is first. 3,878,704 people - yes, that's a small price to pay. Or we could remove Trump from office and try to establish a sane policy towards Iran.

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Phil @papermache.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hot take: I don't want any Americans to die from an attack from our enemies.

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