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Ander Pander

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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The idea of some superhero who is so lazy with learning or maintaining their superpower belt, that they end up like this when buttons glitch or get stuck is fun! If she's still struggling with that, If she ends up crushing you, I bet she'd just scrape you off her boot and pretend she didn't see you
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In spite of the craziness of the modern world, I can at least say that I am happy to hear that fascists are mad, and queer artists are persevering and are still doin' their thing.
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am back to uploading regularly on my FA for now, but here are a few previews of this weeks uploads! If Homestuck Inflation or Sallie May flattenings are your thing, then check them out! #Flattening #Inflation
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KazJester @kazjester.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Be honest, would you play it?
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Idk if 'Chimera' falls under the 'Dragon' umbrella, but I think making your character a long noodle Chimera with a black top hat should have some kinda special flavor text :B
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Nate @horizonartz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Funny idea in a world with enchantments and curses you may need insurance whenever something wacky happens
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like certain macabre things when its done in a toony way. for the most part. But if its as ridiculous as getting your skeleton pulled out by a hack magician, that is just silly to me. And above all I love silly cartoon stuff ~
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"That darn magician lost my skeleton, but he did give me free tickets to his next show, at least."
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
6am & horny, Idk why but I just want a magician to do a magic trick on me where they pull out my entire skeleton in one fluid motion, like that trick where they pull a table cloth off a table without disturbing anything on it. Idk why but being made suddenly boneless sounds intensely relaxing <3
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Haha. I like to imagine a guy learning they're into flattening and going to a store late at night to buy just a single wood rolling pin. Obsessively thinking "oh man it's so obvious..."
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NonDeli (commission me!) @nondelismell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rat Gets Fat A sketch commission sequence for @xinjinmeng.neocities.org
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M23 @m23.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stolas get’s kidnapped (again) and thrown into the boyfriend smashing machine, thankfully Blitz is there to peel him free~
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taylor @wringed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i designed these rugs that were crafted by @thylacinedreamz.bsky.social ! they're open for custom rug commissions right now, for anyone interested! (the lucario one is a design i made to be recreated on-demand if you want that specifically!)
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Onto, but thats cause I prefer flats. I wanna *be* the flat thing. But either or can be fun, depending on the situation!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
<3
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Facungo_don't @facungodont.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mmmmmmhhhh~ why is my underwear so tight? =///.///=
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Noctulov @noctulov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There's also a side B:
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hmmm
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can hear that butt squeaking like a balloon as Flowery walks <3
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All floradinns MUST be FLAT
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Abcfoolery🔞 @abcfoolery.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
flat floradinn to own the libs
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Making a post like this is just going to summon us all here :v
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Salem 🖤🔞 @lecherlustea.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There's some sick fucks who'd get turned on by being compressed by a hydraulic press machine...
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Tano-chu @skuntano.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Friendly reminder that you'll be a much happier person by talking about and indulging in the things you like with people that also like those things, rather than seeking out things you don't like and harassing people who like those things. The latter makes you insufferable. Don't be insufferable 💜
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy birthday Scootie. A bittersweet one. But hopefully you know that you are loved so much~
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Its like in a video game when you create a custom character, but because of some glitch, your character has two simultaneous hair options selected at the same time, clipping through eachother.
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wanna be trapped in Elly's digital freakshow!!!!
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🔞Elly-Stinker🔞 @sinker-elly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
collect my pages, collect my circus
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@KakaShittin on Twitter detailed what has happened in a pinned tweet on her profile.
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🔞SquishRaccoon🔞 @squishyraccoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
File - Compress Zip file - share easy to share silver online ;D
2 Panel comic
Silver chilling with the text saying 250 GB and the folder icon - meaning normal file size for silver

Silver flat and blushy next to the winrar and the text saying 68 MB (we couldnt decide a 67 or 69 joke) showing them being compressed into a zip file now
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
<3 yeeeeeessssss
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This was done for @wringer.bsky.social , featuring Cueball Ander and Kane!  After getting slapped flat against a wall, Ander couldn't help but hit on the cute flatty plastered all over the wall.   Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
These are just some drawings of Ander with a more ball-shaped head!  It was an idea I was kinda into a few months back but I am not sure if I'll stick with it, but it's fun to experiment with your OC's designs sometimes! Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ur cookin w/ this
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
But Gayle is coming to solve the quarrel, no matter how illegal, corrupt, or immoral!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
3,600+ images have been gathered in this archive you can own today! All of the art I have made since 2011 in one zip file! This includes commissions, sketches, studies, doodle pages, warm up sketches, comics, animations, and many unreleased artworks and sketches! payhip.com/b/RQ7k1
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was done for Scootie!  I love Veil a lot,  & I gotta show my love for canon permaflat characters in games and media!  I thought him showing off his flexibility might be nice~ Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A few months back, Rem and I were chatting about old cartoons and we found one involving these little balloon people!  We both thought it was pretty cute, so I doodled our characters up w/ their proportions.  Rem's got the shape down, but he just needs a puff-up! Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was a commission for Wrung, of Ander and Kane flattened face to face, sloppily making out as they sloooowly peel apart.  Looking at them, I'd say they are quite eager to get off each other.  I mean, get the other guy off.  I mean- Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was a commission for PaperJosh, recreating the famous pants meme from awhile back!  It's much harder to make it work with those proportions, but he gets it across well I think. Enjoy!!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was a commission for Horizon!  Pander Co. creates all sorts of wonderful, cost saving products for your office!  Sure, the savings you get from our cost-cutting are drops in the bucket compared to how much you'll pay out to workers compensation, but just think how much you can save NOW? Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
And here's part 2 of Noisette's TF sheet commissioned by Aster!   Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was a commission for Aster, a bunch of random TF sketches!   Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was another commission for Aster!  Something happened for Coco to get flattened and spread wide, while Nina got all big and inflated!   Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This was a commission from Aster, of Coco and Nina all twisted up and tangled up together!  Not much else to say, but enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
payhip.com/b/RQ7k1 3,600+ images have been gathered in this archive you can own today! All of the art I have made since 2011 in one zip file! This includes commissions, sketches, studies, doodle pages, warm up sketches, comics, animations, and many unreleased artworks and sketches!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This was a commission for Aster!  Kris stumbled upon Noelle inflated as huge as a blimp and Susie flattened into a huge wide sheet!  There's a mystery to unravel here... and Kris wants no part in figuring that out.   Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This was a commission for Aster!  Noelle found a flat Susie and decided to help blow her back up! Maybe she got distracted, or maybe she just wanted to see how big Susie could get... Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This was a commission for Aster!  Just Susie inflating Alphys! Enjoy!
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Ander Pander @paperboio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This was a commission for Aster!  Susie's really being put through it, she's getting blown up into a lawn decoration, sat on by Alphy, then smashed in a compacter with Alphy and Undyne!   Enjoy!
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