Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A friend of mine could use some help! 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I'm not gonna mock Bryon Noem for whatever they do in their spare time. I will, however, mock his dogshit taste in women. 000
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinJeff Martin @jeffmartinart.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Can Big Robots, Big Feelings hit 50 backers before the last hour is up? Only you can make it happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jef...kickstarter.comBig Robots, Big Feelings RPGA mecha anime tabletop roleplaying game about big robots piloted by teens with even bigger feelings. 021
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 01/02/2026H-Hey NIS? NIS, Buddy? C'mon, sit down. I'm not mad. I just wanna know who taught you those words in that order. 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026To all ICE agents. May you die with fear in your heart and The Devil's breath in your ear. 010
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 25/01/2026What Fake News won't tell you is that Ted Cruz was actually a snowman given life by a witch. Should he ever touch real snow, he would return to the unliving frost which birthed him. 010
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"Hey, you got that music for the new Getter Robo toy video?" "Yessir! Extra horny, just like ya asked!" "Wait wh-" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDq...youtube.com【SwiftTransform】Three Combine! GETTER AKAONI! SUPER ROBOT LEGEND GETTER MACHINE ゲッター赤鬼/ゲッターロボ 盖塔赤鬼YouTube video by 阿然透模玩Color.R Touch-Toys 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 11/01/2026A beautiful story about the twisting, dehumanizing nature of warfare presented through a lens of brutal trench-blackened fantasy. If you like #trenchcrusade then you'll love this. 020
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Fuck Fascism. Abolish ICE. Remember Renee Good. 000
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinThe Magical Bubble Fairy @magicalbubblefairy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Donathon update! As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights! I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny. (c 101
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 01/12/2025We scorched the planet to make Harmony Gold But Worse. 000
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinSteph "StickyHunter" Farrow @stickyhunter.bsky.social · 30/12/2024🪐COMMISSIONS OPEN!🪐 DM or email me via stickyhunter@gmail.com ⬇️INFO AND MORE EXAMPLES IN THREAD⬇️ 16046
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 13/10/2025NO KINGS, y'all! October 18! Find a rally near you and GO! nokings.org 6575189
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2025"They say in Hellas Basin There are no neutral folk Would you fight for union right Or die 'neat corporate yoke?" 020
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2025One Piece fans will be like "No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!" And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans. 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Sure, the game is a tendril of an inherently predatory industry. But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings. 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 17/08/2025New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless." 011
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 26/07/2025If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas. chng.it/m5thNLbXxkchng.itCan you spare a minute to help this campaign?Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play 010
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind. 021
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 15/05/2025There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass. 073
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 27/04/2025*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano* "Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Shooter. Indie Boomer Sh- AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??" 000
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025#RemoveRFK 11713387
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.* The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us. But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years. 010
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies. But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either. 020
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs. Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner." 10/10, buy this game immediately. 181
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 05/04/2025"There's a lot of nuance to the situation" My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch. 010
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinSteph "StickyHunter" Farrow @stickyhunter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to 044
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline 100
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinDeft Beck @deftbeck.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning! Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social Check out the start of the story next Friday! 062
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 30/01/2025My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it. 000
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinProfessional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was. My deepest sympathies go to his victims. 1564
Reposted by Professional Keyboard GoblinFang @fang072401.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle. 053
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 26/11/2024NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.' They really be like "Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands! Hear me, you worms of heaven! For I! Am! KATIE!!!" 000
Professional Keyboard Goblin @paodriscoll.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The fact that I didn't immediately move here the instant he did that stupid jump really says a lot about me, I think. 000
