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Still Getting Your App Ready for iPhone Duo? · Joe Pantuso

A few more thoughts just before the Duo orders start. It's really worth making a quick pass on your app now, even if you think you're going to try to have hardware in your hands to really work it over.

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Eight days to iPhone Duo. What to build with, what to fix first, what review is taking, and how to get screenshots and the badge, from taking my own apps through it.

The combo renaissance/apocalypse continues. I don't have a great opinion of accenture and the value it provides to begin with, so I suspect the people who were at the high end of spend were not always the most efficient with their usage. That said they better have exceptions.

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Unless this is a feint to get it talked about for free. Studios usually have their release schedule worked out waaay in advance, so this "gee what should we do" feels disingenuous.

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What does it know that you don't?

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Someone who has never observed the insane mold that grows on forgotten Diet Coke…

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Musk can go fuck himself, gently, with a chainsaw

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In my defense it is late and I'm tired and mildly inebriated.

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Imagine my surprise

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Let’s not get in a debate about gods dick, m’kay?

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You have alcohol wipes at least?

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Whoah whoa woh, where’s the PRD and documentation my man

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One of the problems with the world being on fast forward is each week most people are just figuring out their response to something that already is over

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Welcome to the combination apocalypse/renaissance. It serves tacos AND pizza.

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So… a normal Tuesday?

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And mocking derision

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Slough House ya know…

What’s the Towlie content of each model

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Sacramento is too fucking hot.

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I used to run into it in print in Milwaukee in the late 80s. So that is almost 40 years 😳

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It’s like a 7th grader who is winging a book report

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It’s not just that he likes them on camera, it fits his naive world view where everyone comes from central casting and expertise isn’t a thing.

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The history of bananas and banana republics put the lie to such much creationist and right wing bullshit in one hit it is worth a deep dive.

AI tools amplify what was already there. Most developers aren't super competent to think things through, and most people making software lack taste and intuition because sadly most humans do.

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"Whoah man, have you ever like, really *looked* at your hands?"

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Careful there Thanos

I know prop designers could rely on the low resolution of the medium to get away with a lot, but even here I can see that is tinfoil 😂

I infer it was, actually seeing it is more than I can take right now

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I continue to be so very tired of the dumbest motherfuckers having their hands on the wheel.

It's the "not solving math" part I object to. The rules of the universe are finite and we could find a surprising overlooked thing at any time. It's a 'prediction' that would die in infamy like so many others.

One unit in 4th grade. Milwaukee suburb

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I've been taking underwater pictures with iPhones since I think the 13 pro? They're way beyond waterproof.

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10 is an unfalsifiable insane claim

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There are 39 year olds who are unvaxxed? WTF?

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Oh! i know this one: No

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