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Paul Vick

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Language/database/performance geek. Previously of Microsoft and Meta. Mastodon: mstdn.social/@panopticoncen…

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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 21h
Some people just like pain.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 15/09/2026
It’s just spectacular hubris on the humans’ part.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 15/09/2026
I can’t understand why this is so surprising. A model’s base training set is human generated and we have literally spent millennia trying to figure out how to teach humans not to do bad things and only partially succeeding, with constant spectacular failures. Why would models be easier?
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 03/09/2026
If it's alcohol, Al-Anon would be the way to go.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 03/09/2026
Most 12-step programs have an "-anon" mirror group for those in relation to people with the specific disorder the 12 step program deals with. There's also CoDA which deals with codependency (i.e. being in relation to someone with a compulsive disorder) in general.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 26/08/2026
Man, I just feel so hard for the poor bastards who had to deal with those PRs. It's going to be a new rite of passage for software engineers.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 15/08/2026
I feel like if I explained Hungarian notation to a new grad it would basically sound like we used to use leeches and bloodletting to cure diseases.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 14/08/2026
Just when you think you are out, they pull you back in!
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 13/08/2026
Often so much of an exec's job is cleaning up messes that they themselves created through ignoring the overwhelmingly likely consequences of their own actions.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 12/08/2026
This is exactly what I was concerned about when I read about this. If I have Claude proofread my original work and I accept enough of its suggestions (even though they may be no more than your Word-grade grammar suggestions you'd have gotten pre-AI), now suddenly my work is "generated by AI."
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 10/08/2026
Man, where the f**k did "load bearing" come from? Someone had to say it a lot for it to show up in the weights the way it has. Can we track down that person and make them pay?
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 07/08/2026
Couple weeks ago I had my buddy @ericlippert.com on the podcast to talk about his book Fantastic Adventures in Data Structures and Algorithms, and now the book is out! Manning Publications Co. hubs.la/Q03Q9Q9y0 It's on sale right now in early access
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Fabulous Adventures in Data Structures and Algorithms - Eric Lippert
Author Eric Lippert introduces fabulous solutions using uncommon algorithms and data structures. There’s a lot more to algorithms than the useful-but-boring recipes you recite for every interview. Th...
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/08/2026
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 04/08/2026
...on the C++ compiler team did a lot of hard work to make the optimizer thoroughly tested and regression free, a lot of which was adding determinisism. And LLMs are anything but deterministic. I'm not saying we won't get there. But I'm saying we're a lot further than the analogy implies.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 04/08/2026
...a bug reproduced on, and if it was "retail" then your first step was always to try it on "debug" and see if it was an optimizer bug. There were specific macros you had to use in certain situations to nudge the optimizer in the right direction. This is the big point of divergence. The folks...
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 04/08/2026
I am old enough to remember when compilers' assembly output could NOT be blindly trusted, ESPECIALLY when run with optimizations on. When I started, the product I worked on had "debug" (no opt) and "retail" (with opt) builds, and one of the first things you learned to ask was which build...
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 02/08/2026
What if I go, “I’m not saying that I _want_ someone to hack this bank and transfer a million dollars into my account, and I’m not saying that someone _should_… but, boy, it would be really _nice_ if someone did.” Is that ok? Maybe with a “<wink> <wink>” at the end?
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 01/08/2026
I've lived under the direct flight path of the Blue Angels in one way or another for about 25 years now (first Cap Hill, now Seward Park) and I have to say, the bloom is definitely off the rose.
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Reverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One nice thing about the Cybertruck is that there’s never a question about who gets it in the divorce
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 27/07/2026
I learned about all this the hard way...
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 22/07/2026
Fond memories of college. Don’t think I ever made it into the “best of” compilations.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 21/07/2026
No, Pegasus.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 20/07/2026
(Not that anyone would bother to download it.)
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 20/07/2026
I vibe-coded an iOS app to front a website that I use a lot (and doesn't have an app of its own), but it's been annoying enough to fix the bugs and fit-and-finish issues that *I* notice, there's no way I'd turn it loose in the AppStore and have other people start bugging me to fix s**t.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 20/07/2026
Beyond the massive problem of being found as a needle in a very large haystack, there's the second-order problem of having to support the app if it actually starts being used. Getting something that works is relatively easy. Getting something that's polished and solid and bulletproof is a huge PITA.
nytimes.com
A.I. ‘Vibecoded’ Apps Are Flooding Apple’s App Store
Mobile apps are easy to make with artificial intelligence. That doesn’t mean people are excited to use them.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 20/07/2026
There is a half-remembered quote I put in my high-school yearbook (!!!) because I liked it so much: "To be a god of something, you have to be able to DO it." If you claim expertise in something solely because you ask the AI, you are just a false god. It's a very real problem.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 19/07/2026
It’s also quite notable that given all the “fall of Western society” BS related to Lupita Nyong'o as Helen, not a bit of hand wringing about her as Clytemnestra. Hm. Why wouldn’t those boys care as much about that? (And I thought Nyong’o did an even more amazing job as her. She slayed. Literally.)
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 19/07/2026
And as a former Latin student that had “Arma virumque cano” burned into his brain, I was a little sad there was no man carrying his father on his back as Troy burned.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 19/07/2026
Saw it today and it was really good. Even had me at one point worrying that those Greek warriors weren’t going to get the gates of Troy open in time…
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 17/07/2026
"I mean, I'm walking along there and I come to the corner and there's this 'DON'T WALK' sign flashing. How dare they? It's a free country. How does someone in the government have the temerity to tell me I can't walk into traffic if I want to? I can do whatever I want."
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 08/07/2026
Steve Jobs killed the Xbox. I think all of the woes trace back to the disastrous launch of the Xbox One. And most of those bad decisions were driven by MSFTs obsession with defeating the iPhone. All the “three screens and a cloud” BS they were feeding themselves.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 02/07/2026
Something the flood of Microsoft retirement notices on LinkedIn has reinforced is just how *long* the tech boom has been. Yes, ups and downs. But Microsoft had 12k employees when I started there and it felt big. Now it has 228k. There is a *lot* of just... inertia in the industry.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 28/06/2026
In fairness, execs have made this mistake for longer than AI has existed. The previous iteration was "Mistakenly, we thought that by just hiring a lot of smart people and giving them the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product." Also usually ended in tears.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 27/06/2026
Yes, it’s like: Me, prototyping with AI: Yeah! F**k yeah! Me, trying to ship AI code: Well, this sucks.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 20/06/2026
Mostly they were accurate but one said that I was a former Microsoft executive. I wish?
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 18/06/2026
That's not bad. Drinking the prep is bad.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 16/06/2026
In the words of the inimitable Gordon Gekko, "A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place."
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 04/06/2026
This doesn't surprise me at all. I'm constantly wrestling with the fact that Claude is confused by the Java setup on my machine and will waste untold number of tokens figuring out over and over how to run a test. I noticed and tried to fix it but there's no reason I had to do that.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 30/05/2026
...going to dissuade people from doing what they want to do. (Like my friend who married a total trainwreck and later after the divorce I apologized for not saying so and he just shrugged, saying "I wouldn't have listened to you anyway.")
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 30/05/2026
Everyone complains about AI sycophancy, but I'm wondering who are these people whose friends and families are out here telling them that their ideas suck and they're wrong and they shouldn't do such-and-such? In my experience, most bad ideas go unchallenged because we all know we're not...
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 29/05/2026
+1,000,000. If there is any constant that has held true over my career, it is that executives: a) never know when to stop, and b) always go way too far. Just as some companies doubled in size (looking at you, Meta) during the pandemic, this is so going to come back to bite them all in the a**.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 29/05/2026
The thing is, there's a whole crowd of frogs standing on the bank of the river and every time this f**king scorpion stings one of them, they fish the scorpion out of the river. Then he climbs right on the back of the next frog, who says "This time it's going to be different."
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 29/05/2026
"One day you will come to a fork in the road and you’re going to have to make a decision [...] If you go that way you can be somebody. [...] Or you can go that way and you can do something [...] In life there is often a roll call. That’s when you will have to make a decision. To be or to do?"
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A quote by John Boyd
Tiger, one day you will come to a fork in the road and you’re going to have to make a decision about which direction you want to go. He raised his hand a...
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 29/05/2026
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 26/05/2026
My anecdotal impression from talking to folks is that companies are definitely on the hire and looking for people but are also being incredibly conservative and bouncing folks for minor imperfections. Maybe because layoffs make them paranoid about needing perfection, maybe "many fish in the sea"?
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 25/05/2026
That number… can’t be true. Can it?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 24/05/2026
This has always been a problem, AI has just made it 100x worse. Once you’re more than 2 or so levels away from the actual work, you lose all understanding of what that work entails and are prone to make decisions totally at odds with reality.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 23/05/2026
In an unrelated vein, been doing some writing lately and discovering that I just cannot seem to remember the first "c" in "syntactic." I just keep writing "syntatic." And keep getting corrected.
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Paul Vick @panopticoncentral.net · 23/05/2026
This fits with a hypothesis that I formed early on in the ChatGPT era, namely that we would reach a point where model trainers would start paying highly knowledgeable folks to just write things to be consumed only by the model. Now it seems it's not just writing, it's more basic work as well.
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'I got drafted': Inside Meta's push to move 7,000 staff into its AI task force
Meta reassigned thousands of employees to a new AI task force during this week's layoffs. Some are anxious and confused about what comes next.
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