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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 21/01/2024

New strain - it tastes like Froot Loops 🍇🍋🍒🍊

Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

I just made 2lbs of Wardynskis kielbasa - if I had my way, I'd have grilled it, but weather being what it is, I had to settle for the flattop on the stove. Still good, but spring seems a long way off.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

I've had really bad cheddar brats... some was down to a bad product, others to a bad grill chef. You guys don't have Italian sausage with fennel and cheese up there tho? That would be sad because that stuffs delicious as hell.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Char-grilled footlong at Ted's - that puts a little summer into this bleak week 🌭👍

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Meat emulsification and extrusion is a creepy science, no doubt.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Bilingual packaging with French... Keep your obscene meat/pasta loaf to yourself, Canada. Notice they don't even try to lie and say it's "a good source of protein" - they just slap "source of protein" on the label. Here's your calories, dolt - consume the mac & cheese loaf in bliss.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

The lady can't keep a straight face - she knows what happens next 😸

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

I think our biggest slice of Bavaria now is the Hofbrauhaus downtown.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Sabreaxe sounds like a band name on Homestar Runner... It's not even cool enough for Beavis and Butthead.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Whenever I see Optimus, I remember that Radio Shack used that as the trade name for their stereo speakers and headphones back in the day, so...

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Oh, indeed. But I've never seen the baby brat style fresh, locally - it may just not sell as well, or they might just make it for commercial accounts... www.sparseuropeansausage.com/sausage

sparseuropeansausage.com

Sausage | spars-working-site-1

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

I only get the würstchen style when Aldi's has them, unfortunately - they're rare in my part of the world.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

There are two stacks of pillows on the bed - I have lost custody of both 🐱

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Truth - you wouldn't get pushback from American Jews - another chance to eat Chinese food on a holiday? Big thumbs up. It's those pesky Calvinists that you have to convince.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Oh cool... I can expect Big Clive to have a video on one of these some day - add it to the collection of power misers, cell phone boosters, molecular defrosters and other scammy things

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Where is the Screaming Lord Sutch of our generation though?

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

"I'd like a career that plays off the gullibility of a large proportion of our adult population and requires very little effort on my part" "Ahh, punditry... that's the job for you then"

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

God damnit you people - I was happy and content being snowed in for a week until you started in with the dessert talk in your posts and now I want doughnuts. Bastards. 🍩🥺

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

I got the matching eye version... didn't know heterochromia was an option. Him isn't dumb, just easily distracted 🐱

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

They had to find some way to imprint "Canadian" on this image so the graphic designer worked the silhouette of an elk or moose into the background of the text... clever. 🍁

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Oh, so Tim Hortons is just a CIA front then? Might explain why the maple dip sucks lately.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

This makes me so happy every time I watch it. 🐘

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Today was a clean out the pantry and freezer day for dinner - you wouldn't expect Annie's mac and cheese to work with bake in the oven tempura shrimp, but you add just enough ancho chili to the sauce and it zings 🌶️🍤😋

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Of course, there's a Canadian company producing decals, eh?

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

You know who else wore a monocle? Oh, ok... He didn't - but all the silver screen Nazis did, and that's close enough. 🤪

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Sometimes I look for a piece of rolling stock for the humor value alone. I will add one to my roster someday.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Romantically, this same approach worked for Elizabeth Taylor several times.

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Pan Glupiec 🇵🇱🇺🇲🚬☕😎 @pankrupnik.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Either 100% New Zealand beef or 100% kiwi - it's hard to tell with those people.

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