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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 1h

You can actually use the lettuce. She, however, is a useless vegetable. Like turnips. Or okra. Apologies to all Louisianans.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 1h

Everyone should call him Peanut, like Lucy Lawless. Like, seriously, all posts should either begin or end with the words "there there Peanut".

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 6h

Lmfao! Katey Zacharia didn't even last 1 full Scaramucci.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 6h

Read "MAGA Senator Humiliated After Debate Question" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8H9eqhR6/x... Ok. I want to know how they're paying less for gas per gallon in fucking Alaska than I'm paying in Tacoma, WA. Wtf?

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MAGA Senator Humiliated After Debate Question (The Daily Beast)

A Trump-endorsed MAGA senator has been exposed as unprepared during a heated midterm debate. Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan and his challenger in Alaska, Democ...

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Holy hell. Wtf did I just watch?! So beyond creepy. Why is he sexualizing voting? The ick factor here cannot be ignored. Please CA, don't elect this creep.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ok. Looking at Paxton's face is like looking at Kash Patel's face. I keep trying to figure out which eye is the glass one. If you type wonky eyed actor into a search engine, you immediately get Forest Whitaker. Type same with MAGA and your computer explodes.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Read "White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia failed the California bar exam and does not hold a law license" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8GPOtcT6/c... I'm not surprised. This woman is a "lawyer" just like Kim Kardashian is a lawyer. As in, not.

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White House press secretary Katie Zacharia failed bar exam (USA Today)

WASHINGTON – New White House Press Secretary Katie Zachariahas long described herself as a lawyer, but she does not have a law license after failing the Cali...

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Except he has already said impeachment will not be a priority AND he had a meeting with Jared Kushner, who is NOT part of government asking that there be no investigations or attempts to impeach Shitler. I don't trust anyone taking Isreali money. AIPAC is a terror funder.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Never thought this walking bag of dick cheese was funny. Not even a little.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

So,......if we are considering girls under 18 to be children (we are) then Flynn was an alcoholic pedophile. Let's remember THAT, shall we?

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I would LOVE to vote for El-Sayed but I would have to live in Michigan and that's not happening. I'm sure Michigan is lovely but I grew up in Alaska and will never again live in a cold climate with snow up to my ass. WA is expensive but temperate. I'm fine with rain.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

As part of the leading edge of GenX, I'm going with meditation. And cannabis. Lots.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Probably for the same reason I used to keep taking opiates. Addiction sucks.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Come out on November 4th. Help mop up the Rethuglican blood (metaphorical, can't believe i have to make that clear)

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You couldn't have put that another way? I keep tying myself to anchors but then people just shove me out of the boat.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Are Canadians ok with American tourists? I desperately need a weekend in Vancouver.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Took a minute to read them all then I made a mad dash to the bathroom so I wouldn't pee my pants. Thank you for making me laugh so hard i almost had weeeee accident.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

She was a democrat just like Fetterman is a democrat. Lying fucking plants.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Fuck roads or schools. Gotta have that stupid fucking game though. Ask Seattle how that's been working out for their roads and schools. And we have weed taxes, too. Still ain't paid for shit.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Which are the Sharks and which are the Jets?

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

To be fair, she doesn't have to be 12 ft tall. She could be 4'6" and that face would still be terrifying. I love Halloween. My house currently looks like a Spirit store exploded but even I wouldn't want kids scared by this MAGAt and her completely fucked face.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Tie his thumb to his toe and throw him in the river? To the tune of Swing Low. I can almost make that work, musically speaking.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I would love that too. However, Hakeem Jeffries, who has apparently been designated as future majority House leader has already ruled out holding any Rs accountable, including impeaching Trump. Maybe if enough of us bombard his office he'll change his mind. Or find another profession.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

But I've been told I AM the Darkness.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You're 1 of my Senators and I just want you to know how much you're appreciated. And thank you for not calling it a "pocketbook". Ffs, I'm 61 and can't remember anyone calling it that who wasn't in a 40s movie.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

As an insulin resistant diabetic, there are about 10 different people coaching my health. Mostly they say things like "Get up. Everyone knows you're not crippled. You're just being asked to walk for 20 minutes" and "donuts? WTF?! Are you TRYING to die?" Stuff like that.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My gas was $4.59/gal yesterday and that was with $1/gal discount. I vote blue anyway but I also grew up in poverty and don't know how those who live in it are coping. Doing what I can. Vote Blue and donate to your local food bank. Most also accept diapers and formula.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Why does every woman who works for him look like they're in a hostage situation? Crazy eyes, man, crazy eyes.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I feel the same way about getting out of bed, feeding myself and deciding whether or not I should shower. I just got snubbed by my cat, so the shower is now mandatory.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Cannot like more than once, but fucking BRAVO, SIR, BRAVO!!!!

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Read "This Indiana Political Candidate’s Message To Republicans Is Going Mega Viral, Like LOLOL" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8GssZ18A/c... Behold her field of fucks, for it is barren. I live in WA State. Where do I send this woman all my money?

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I'm Sorry, But This Random Woman Running For Office In Indiana Might Be The Funniest Person In Politics Right Now (BuzzFeed)

This random woman is ALL over my timeline right now.Who is she? Well, her name is Jaime West, and she's a Democrat running for Fayette County Council in Indi...

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Quite possibly the funniest comeback slap ever!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

To be fair, Putin might actually be hung. Only his undies know for sure. Donny, however, as we have all heard, is most definitely not. Tiny hands, tiny peepee. That's apparently shaped like a mushroom. I shouldn't be the only one having nightmares tonight.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Good for them!! The future is female, guys. Suck it up and get over it.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

These people are so damned delusional.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Love this, but personally "you expired jar of mayonnaise " is my current favorite.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why is this shit in my feed? Fuck off.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@nbcsnl-mirror.bsky.social stopped watching any of the show other than Weekend Update because Jost and Che are actually funny but none of the rest of the show is funny. Now I won't even watch them. Lorne Michaels should be ashamed.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@shanegillis.bsky.social You're a pig. You probably think the rape of girls aged 10 is funny too. Hated you before your misogynistic bullshit SNL monologue, hate you even more now.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Read "People Are Confessing The “Not Worth It” Splurges That Many Homeowners Make By Mistake, And I’d Rethink That Hot Tub If I Were You" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8FbX88De/l... #7 Our pool table got loaded with junk and didn't get used for pool even once.

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People Are Confessing The "Not Worth It" Splurges That Many Homeowners Make By Mistake, And I'd Rethink That Hot Tub If I Were You (BuzzFeed)

I'm not a homeowner, but I won't lie and say I don't often daydream about what my future home will look like. So, when u/Kac03032012 asked the homeowners of ...

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Me too. My family found me in the kitchen at 3 am eating BBQ ribs like a savage. Like, 2 handing those bitches. Apparently it was quite disgusting, and I will be hearing about it for the foreseeable future.

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panicinwa.bsky.social @panicinwa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

But, but, but.....EVERYONE IN THE SOUTH BRAGS CONSTANTLY ABOUT HOW WAFFLE HOUSE WOULD STAY OPEN EVEN IF A CAT 5 HURRICANE ACTUALLY LANDED ON ONE! If we can't believe in Waffle House, what can we believe in? (Too snarky?)

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