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panicfan.bsky.social

@panicfan.bsky.social
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Twitter escapee. Dog dad. Grew up just outside the beltway. Registered Independent, forever. UGA. Orioles. Commanders. ATL. St. A.

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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
But only one of those teams is stuck with Mike Elias.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Rene and Nik: Two Idiots in the Classroom
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Forrest Gump: Momma Says Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
That’s a weird thing to call the wife.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think he meant astroturf.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man with a blue vault-tec chair covering his face
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sorry, I stopped after Lindsey Graham says…life’s too short.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
2 dumbs unfortunately, don’t make 1 smart.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Controlled By State
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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a man wearing sunglasses says that settles it in front of a camera
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PoliticalNash @politicalnash.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pam Bondi has a law license in Florida and is a member of the bar in “good standing”. Really. Report her for misconduct and disbarment by going to the Florida’s bar floridabar.org/public/acap/fi… .Spread the word #DisbarPamBondi #DV1 #ProudBlue
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
#NeverVance
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Constantly looking like he’s ready to accept a dick.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“I think” is his most terrifying statement.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Absolutely psycho
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He’s at Rooms to Go lookin’ for love.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
CBS and drunk Pete. Hard pass.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh Freud
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I can almost hear them laughing at him.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Controlled By State
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man is holding a glass of whiskey in front of a microphone and says `` you can 't fix stupid '' .
ALT: a man is holding a glass of whiskey in front of a microphone and says `` you can 't fix stupid '' .
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What you’re seeing right now is a Freudian nightmare.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nancy Mace is the Anna Paulina Luna of Lauren Boeberts.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Pedo War
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
That’s a Hegseth hickey.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
JD Vance doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sarcasm should have its own font.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Dear Cholesterol,
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Inmate…
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Controlled By State
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
CBS - Controlled Broadcast by the State
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The Wrong Stuff
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I think Epstein is in the Trump files.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I guess I’ve been jumping wrong my entire life.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Like a spoon
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Put them on Jeopardy together
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Iaia @keepingfaithnow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I hear X is doing a Toys for Bots drive this year.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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a man says probably not a good idea while looking out of a window
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
RFK Jr is the opposite of AI. I know it doesn’t look like it on paper, but…
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
If you’re influenced by this guy, you should play in traffic more often.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
And then pawn it.
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panicfan.bsky.social @panicfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
400 level seats and Mountain Dew will go unsold. That’s about all that will happen
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