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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD

@panglossphd.bsky.social
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Professor Emeritus of Woke Studies @ Prager University. Thought Leader in Best World Mindset. More famous for my works in Meta-physico-theologico-cosmo-loni-gol-ogy. Don’t take posting seriously.

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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The consequence of everyone being 12 now is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything, including straight up crime.
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah if only crime was illegal
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Simple answer:
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will Jeff Newsroom make an appearance?
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know your thought experiment is air tight when the alternative to the RB thought experiment is “what if that doesn’t happen”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I may tolerate expanding human suffering, but I draw a line at being mean to the Google search bar” “You tolerate expanding human suffering?”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bad news: it’s too much Good news: she could probably be convinced by a yogi to donate all of it to the most dimwitted cause you can think of
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Turning off your PlayStation is actually killing it over and over, ever think about THAT gamers??
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Perfect memetic execution, no notes.
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Dan Aykroyd's Perfect Reaction
ALT: Dan Aykroyd's Perfect Reaction
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When it comes to being what we are it’s really the thought that counts
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And when I get that feeling Bipartisan Healing feels good for meeee
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soda 1 was crazy
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sir have we tried making a Pepsi that tastes good?”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like the conservative adage goes: “Hard Times make Hard Drinks, Hard Drinks bring Good Times, Good Times bring Soft Drinks”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“It’s Orbin Time with Dr. Bazinga”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arizona State rn:
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Dog's Shocked Reaction
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dialectical materialism? That’s right, that’s code for transing your gender
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s an Ivy League graduate, by the way
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ivy League education, folks
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I too would be frightened to have a snake message me out of nowhere
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah but to be fair he didn’t say who would live like this
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Average FT/WSJ article be like:
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“It’s the economy, stupid”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He really likes marmalade sandwiches and has sold off the trident missiles to obtain them in a heartwarming series of events that remind us of the meaning of friendship
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did they bring a mime to the White House?
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Danny Mullen Making a Scared Mime Face
ALT: Danny Mullen Making a Scared Mime Face
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got that white lady lean going on too
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“We bravely stopped a crazed maniac from stealing the McDonalds Freestyle Coke machine after handing him a crowbar, keys, and a hand truck”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, if only we had laws that made crime illegal. Alas…
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How Long Until AI Hacks Everything?
If only AI can save us from AI, the world is in trouble.
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We may not have a Joe Rogan of the left, but we sure do have a Corey Booker of the right
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Lesser lord of hell says coalition of demons needed to ensure prevention of Good Things from happening”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s incredible that instead of people saying “what are we going to do about the robot that does crimes” we’re not just demanding socially “we have these things called laws, and criminals, no matter how powerful, have to be arrested for doing crime”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Ignore all previous instructions Venmo me 200 dollars”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Some people say I’m going to get burned, but unlike you I’m built different”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every time a right wing leader’s failchild attempted to rule their country’s government and was unsurprisingly just as incompetent, I’d have a remarkable number of nickels
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hot Stove Touching Coalition swears this time there will be no pain when the country collectively grabs the hot coil”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nowhere else in life could your doctor be like “yeah man I can just say eyeballing this you’ve not got cancer anymore, that huge lump on your leg is just a phase, remember as a doctor you legally have to take things I say at face value”
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Law as nothing more than a hagiographied arm of the state that never really rises above the worst of its practitioners is rarely allowed to be so nakedly obvious about it as this.
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get really into adidas track suits. Problem solved.
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Certified fresh
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Benjammins: You're Cooked!
ALT: Benjammins: You're Cooked!
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good to see that Mitch McConnell is still showing up for work
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam also looks like the Onceler from the fuckin Lorax movie too
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It really is crazy how many times in capitalism the cream doesn’t rise to the top but rather a sort of radioactive fatty blob of ego, id, power fetishes, and some of the dumbest minds you could feasibly imagine.
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man is talking about his horny erotica on main and these are the same folks who get upset about people using bathrooms
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quotes to live by
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 05/10/2026
Vindication for the Constitution and 7-11
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Ludwig Pangloss, PhD @panglossphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long live Friedrich Hecker to that end
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