Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yesterday my husband saw a bug in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the bug in the bathroom. 094 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Customer: “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.” Me: “Sorry, we only take cash or credit card.” Manager: “I need to see you in my office." 1143 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 23/08/202611:34: Arrived at crime scene 11:34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11:34: Found murder weapon in drain 11:34: Realized watch was broken. 060 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026TGIF... Boop da nose and have a fantastic day!! ❤️ 130 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐪 Have a good one, It's almost Easter!!!! ✝️🐰❤️ 181 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Tomorrow's gonna be a big day! Be safe, Be peaceful, Have fun. #Strongertogether 0113 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026🐫 Happy Hump Day! 🐪 Careful, it's pretty squirrely out! HAGD ❤️🐿️ 070 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while. Boop da nose and have a nice day! ❤️ 061 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Happy Caturday! Have a Beautiful day! ❤️ 🐈 040 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026In a shop earlier, I asked for a watch with hands. The chap said “Analogue?”. I said “no thanks, just the watch” 011 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026TGIF..Boop da nose and have a fantastic Friday! ❤️ 080 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 Have a good one! ❤️ 0170 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm… But when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket… 1162 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Happy Mardi Gras! Also Happy Chinese New Year 🔥🐴 192 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Happy Friday the 13th Have a lovely day! 241 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 Have a good one. ❤️ 060 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink. "Water" says the Fox, "Coffee" growls the Wolf, And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel! 151 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Happy Caturday! Don't know how bad this storm is gonna get. Stay safe-n-snuggly!!! 1100 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 Have a nice day ev1. ❤️ 0133 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026TGIF......boop da nose and have a fantastic Friday! ❤️ 1150 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Tomorrow's the 6th. Still mind blowing how we went from then to where we are now. The inmates running the asylum. 152 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Happy Caturday!! Be sure to check out that Moon tonight...so pretty! #Caturday 072 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Au Revoir Madame. ❤️🐾🐕 The Brigitte Bardot Foundation announces with immense sadness the passing of its founder and president, Madame Brigitte Bardot, world-famous actress and singer, who chose to abandon her prestigious career to devote her life and energy to animal welfare and her foundation.” 2172 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025A job well done! Gentle nose boops all around. ❤️ 0133 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Merry Christmas Eve!!!! 🎅🌲 or 🐪 Happy Hump Day 🐪 160 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025TGIF... Boop da Nose and have a Magical Day!!! ❤️🎅🎄 190 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 Hope you get to participate in some reindeer games before Christmas. Have a good one everybody! ❤️ 1145 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Happy Caturday!!! Stay warm and snuggly.....or go get that Christmas shopping done! 🎅🐈 191 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Officially Christmas Season... Boop a nose and have a great day!!!❤️ 0101 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 Ready for tomorrow? ~Cheers~ 093 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Happy Caturday! It's cold and rainy here...stay warm and toasty! ❤️ 1131 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Happy Caturday...hope you have a relaxing weekend.....or a "crazy" fun one! ♥ #Caturday 0210 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025TGIF...Boop da nose and TRY to have a great day! 1123 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025🐪 Happy Hump Day! 🐫 True story...so go ahead and name one of yours. 2215 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I just can't believe EVERYONE isn't sick of his lies. He's so ICK! 061 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Ballroom Grift! Thx @colbertlateshow.bsky.social 263 0
Pandora Lestat 💫 @pandoralestat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Oct. 18th Be safe, Be Peaceful...spread joy! 0219 0