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Pandemonium

@pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social
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Another refugee from the hellsite. Always late to the party. Older than you think, gay as the day is long, and too damn sleepy. he/him. Located in Western MA

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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shit...I've gone through there and never once ended up in Toontown. I feel robbed.
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Gale Frostbane @galefrostbane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will never get over how good Tilt's Marvin the Martian costume is. Can you believe he made it in 2000?! The glowing eyes are unreal. Night photos of him on a dark dirt road went so hard! Beware Earthlings! 🛸👽 #fursuit #furry #marvinthemartian
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Breaking News: Local deer tired of hearing about other people’s erections.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Braver person than I, treading those grounds on the weekend. That is the way of madness.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I miss the days when you used to be able to walk out on them and swim there in the summer. Unfortunately, too many serious injuries from people not being safe.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not easy…but not impossible
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck it. It's a haggis and Belhaven for lunch day. Which...being in Massachusetts, is not an easy thing to accomplish.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reposting with alt text that didn't save on the original
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, I waddle outta bed, and I’m ready for some fishin’
Score myself some salmon nutrition 
Chomp and chew and live the fat bear life.
Dip in the water and the salmon start jumpin’
Out on the bank, my belly starts plumpin’
With bears like me at the falls from 9 to 5!
Fishin’ 9 to 5, what a way to prep for winter!
Bearly breakin’ sweat, they don’t need to be a sprinter.
They just stand and eat, but the fish deserve some credit,
Salmon pack the calories, and the bears are here to get it.
Fishin’ 9 to 5, these bears are on a mission,
All the way downstream for a FAT BEAR WEEK promotion.
Hardly take a break, just eat and eat some more,
While humans vote for the ones that they adore.
At Katmai, a bear’s day is less about climbing the corporate ladder and more about climbing Brooks Falls to fish for salmon. From morning til dusk, the bears spend their days fishing, eating, napping, eating, and putting on as much weight as possible before winter arrives.
No meetings. No emails. No performance reviews. Just working 9 to 5, for service and devotion…to fish. All in hopes of a FAT promotion. 
Don’t worry bears, your ship'll come in.
NPS Photo/C. Loberg
Words inspired by “9 to 5,” by Dolly Parton.
#9to5Day See less
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
National Park Service killing it on National Dolly Day
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean...given what WB has gotten up to...I'd lean towards elder abuse.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Except that they were below the age of majority in the 1930s when they were sealed away in the Warner Brothers water tower. That would put them in their late 60s/early 70s upon their escape from the water tower in 1993.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone born and raised in Western Massachusetts, I am finding it so bizarre to see a town I all but grew up in suddenly getting nationwide attention.
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Fin 🧿 @finbeard.com · 21/09/2026
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every day for the past 4 weeks.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spent 30 seconds looking at their feed and ended up trampled by a herd of bulls because of all the red flags.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Shellsweet @shellsweet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's so not yesterday! #TMNT
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Post vaccine (flu & COVID) hangover is strong today. Glad I decided against doing 3 in one go. Hep B can wait until next weekend.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mass protests in Ireland telling Trump to "go fuck himself" and to "get the fuck out".
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Eko @ekorren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Marco is one handsome squirrel! We could always use more handsome squirrels, in my humble opinion He belongs to @discopawbs.buny.social !
Marco the squirrel stands on one leg, with his left side to the viewer. He's got one arm lifted, and is looking at us over his shoulder. This character belongs to @discopawbs
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can rarely go wrong with Treehouse.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been 28 years. I’m starting to think the Vengabus doesn’t even stop at this bus stop.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God damn them all
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm scheduling my hip surgery for when Coyote Child graduates high school.
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Fazer @fazer14.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sorry art's been less frequent, have another Tyler sketch
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Been at work all day so hard to catch up on here and what tributes and posting about Tim Curry have occurred. In the event that someone hadn't posted this absolute fever dream yet, here you go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXPC...
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Tim Curry Official Music Video - I Do The Rock
YouTube video by Tim Curry
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just sayin' that monster fuckers of a certain age owe their sexual awakening to Tim Curry.
Image of Tim Curry as Darkness from the movie "Legend"
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cher is also 80 years old, so that motherfucker better have it dialed the fuck in 100% for that Home Alone 2 star.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can the universe fucking stop it?
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They don't even know how much turtle dick you're responsible for.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@buddygoodboy.com Happy birthday!
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thoughts about the outdated imperialist system aside, this helped me smile this morning. www.youtube.com/shorts/LER28...
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Remembering the late, great Dolly Parton
YouTube video by The Royal Family
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/y40Pr...
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Dolly's Banana Pudding (1989)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
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CNN @cnn.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building lit up pink at 9:25pm to honor the late music legend and philanthropist Dolly Parton with the time being a nod to her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember how the fabric of the universe began to unravel when David Bowie died? Yeah… this is going to get messy .
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✨​Shining Biscuit🍪 @digitslayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On popular demand! ☀️🏖️ patreon.com/DigitSlayer #furry #furryart
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Berch🌲⭐ @berchbork.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Men should have have pie and jackoff together more often 🥧💖
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@Dragondrawer @dragondrawer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I adore this scrawny twerp.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More and more restaurants and food trucks in my area are self-selecting themselves out of getting my business. So many fucking ads/menus/etc that are just 100% AI.
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Aledon Rex @aledonrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Youko ('90s anime version) Commission for @xiongma.bsky.social
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Sabel @sabel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thank you, Mad Batter, for creating a beacon of light in the darkness of the pandemic. I know that many of those who were batted hold their gifts as sacred and keep them in their lives still.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Though, this skeet thread is me breaking my promise to keep the secret, though after 6 years...I think perhaps the Mad Batter has moved on to other projects. I do still have their email. It is tempting to send a message to check in on them but I suspect the email account is no longer active.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
With a couple more months, the sighting of bats had trickled out and then stopped. It's hard to say whether the Mad Batter had finally run their course...or maybe the battings continued and escaped out from the NE LARP community. I'd like to think that that is the case.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I nominated my best friend with a grey and purple bat. A couple of weeks later, she received it and was absolutely baffled as to how she'd been batted because she was even further removed from the LARP community.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There was an email address provided and if you wanted to nominate someone, you simply emailed that address with the name and address of the person you were nominating along with a main color and an accent color for their bat. You also had to swear to keep the secret of the Mad Batter's process.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There was something else inside the package. A little slip of paper announcing that I had been batted. That someone out there determined that I needed a bat. There were also instructions provided. I could nominate someone to be batted.
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Inside the package was an adorable red and blue bat. I don't really remember how I was feeling that day, but I know that my day immediately brightened. I had been batted. There was no name on the package, but there was a return address. Curiosity sent me to Google, but there were no clues there.
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