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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Overheard in the break room “World Cup is on and they’ve got fucking golf in here” *rattling the paper* “So they should!” “Fuck golf” “Soccer is for communists” “Fuck off, we’re going to do well”

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Nothing says zooted on quaaludes quite like tuna jello.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Why did my Chardonnay come in a sippy cup?

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Oh look a strawberry (if you get this reference, we can be friends)

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

If not friend, why friend shaped? Also the way the Final Fantasy 14 community has reacted to this random second dungeon boss should be studied #welovechort #ffxiv #chort #dawntrail #evercold

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The second it’s above 65 outside I just wanna ….

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Me, buying a lot of baby food Cashier "wow your baby really likes ham" Yeah she does. How old is she?? 15 * confused face by the cashier* Me: she's a dog….. She has no teeth.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I don’t know why this photo was saved on my camera reel but the dichotomy is glorious

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Eurovision: this is our new mascot Auri Me: you’re not fooling me, that is the Philly fanatic in drag

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Being an adult is realising you have one really good friend and five or six “friends” who if you don’t reach out to them you will never speak to them again but making real friends as an adult is so fucking difficult that that’s better than nothing

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Still life photography “cosplayer just wanted a fucking shower” iPhone 17, 2026

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I know what I’m doing - said the liar, lying

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

My best friend, myself and her husband got mistaken for a throuple again. I’m just the basement gremlin that helps cook, cleans the kitchen and sometimes deep cleans the bathrooms. I don’t actually experience human emotions and respond to most moments of vulnerability with “ew, feelings”

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Is it alcoholism or is it just an unfortunately robust understanding about the current state of affairs in the United States of America?

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Before and after organising my shoe and wig closet

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The holy Trinity. One for hydration one for caffeinating and one for fun. #autism

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Watching my offbrand Roomba navigate around a piece of furniture and still managing to effectively clean underneath it makes me realise it has better problem solving skills than most people

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Do I know anyone named Maria? No I do not. Do I like fucking with scammers? Yes yes I do.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

New Year’s Eve over the Sydney Harbour Bridge care of my best friend back in Australia #nye #Newyearseve #Australia #Sydney #photography

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Sometimes you just have to drink a lot of wine and rage clean the kitchen until you feel better about life. Or else you’re gonna call a racist to fucking cunt on the Internet just to start a fight.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 4: we kept it low-key the morning of day four since that was my travel home day but I did find a Capital One lounge directly near my gate and had more than a few mimosas while I waited for my flight. Came home to a very silly dog and some snowy weather

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 3: we almost always get lucky at Spago and get sat by the windows so that we can watch the Bellagio fountains. They were synced to Christmas music when we were there, which was adorable

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Night 3: it’s not a trip to see Stabby without going to Spago for dinner. Yes, it’s an expensive restaurant, but it’s so so worth it

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

There is a hidden bar inside Omega Mart and I highly recommend checking it out. Get the Happle Juice. No, that’s not misspelled. Just trust me.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 3: we went to Omega Mart and Grayson is very cute! I didn’t know what to expect at a mega Mart and it was not at all. Be aware it is loud and a bit overstimulating so if you have loop earbuds, I highly suggest taking them if you have sensory processing disorder like me.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Night 2: trying to find all the Nutcracker in the Enchant Christmas maze. We were gonna get some spiked hot cocoa but after all the sushi we were pretty full and also it was 72°. It’s not really hot cocoa weather.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 2: Wandering the Linq and omakase sushi that finished with wagyu foie gras nigiri that was absolutely incredible. Also is it even Vegas if you don’t see a lady completely passed out in a decorative feature (no photos cause I respect her privacy)

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 2: I don’t know why the Fremont Street tree is wearing an ornament bikini but I do know the outdoor bar right across from it pours very heavy. And also, if you like people watching Fremont Street is the perfect place to do it. Also pizza vending machine because why not?

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 1: since I got through security so quick I was able to enjoy looking at the Christmas decorations in the airport and then I got to meet a very cute fat babby once I arrived in Vegas

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Vegas Day 1: breezed through TSA, got 2 hash browns when I only ordered one and met one the the Buddies at the airport. Also, a very nice mimosa by my gate.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Last night I introduced @stabithastabs.bsky.social to Australia’s national drink, the lemon lime and bitter. They approved.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

The fact that it’s already December is just proof that time flies whether you are having fun or not

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

People that lost one shoe on the off/on ramp. How’s your life going? What happened that led up to this shoe abandonment? You good, babe?

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Shout out to my lactose intolerant baddies. I know y’all about to make some poor decisions tomorrow.

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Now that I have your attention. It’s time defrost your turkey

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I do love this time of year. Coming upstairs to see the tree gently twinkling

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Am I had some weeeeird dreams last night. My brain was doing some heavy work processing everything that happened last week. My dog under the blankets; Same, girl. Same. (Sound up!)

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Not the best photos as I was tired and stiff and had been in the costume all day before this was taken but proof of life, Moon Fairy Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries. Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Cosplay make up always looks absolutely unhinged until you get the wig and costume on #cosplay #makeup #jinshi

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Another Maddy costume for the ever growing list of Maddy costumes I will totally get around to someday

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

What gender do you identify as? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Option 3 ( ) Unexpected item in bagging area ( ) Switzerland #shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead

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Panda Valentine @pandavalentine.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I should be allowed to call I customer out on their bullshit per day. Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.

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