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EnbyousPancake

@pancakerider.bsky.social
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27, They/She/He Writer, Nature-lover, Cook-and-baker, Gamer, Football sicko who hollers at beautiful punts in preseason. GO BIRDS!

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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 11h
Primeape is the safety that will shoot through the A-Gap on 4th and 1 and take the running back’s life.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 14h
You either die wondering who the fuck that is on the mic or live long enough to become the person to be singing Adele’s ‘Hello’ at 8:37 in the morning while shoving a shotgun directly up the strike boss’ ass. #Destiny2
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 16h
We’ll hire competent coaches one day… one day.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 16h
I’m resilient as all get out. Couldn’t stay down if I tried.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonna be one hell of a sight to see.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sorry in advance for what you’re about to see.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was. Then his health went, and he’s almost single-handedly derailed our offense for four straight weeks.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enjoy your new Center! I haven’t the faintest idea how Howie got 2 picks out of this, but I’ll take it.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ben Johnson is going to be the head coach of this team for at least the next decade.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God, I can’t wait to read the headline that Nick is fired. He doesn’t do the most basic shit!!!!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enjoy your retirement, you absolute legend. They’ll be fitting you for a gold jacket sooner than later. GO BIRDS!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Jeff Ulbrich shenanigan unit.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glad to hear… well, read it!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’ll come back to you, slow and steady.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
REST IN PISS, BOZO.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Congrats!!!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You must consider: Braden Mann is that fucking guy and the Rams’ special teams is still ass.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I say let him take it down.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn’t great. But we’re still gonna find a way! Now that Vic is done watching the Phillies’ perennial first-round exit, he’s going to lock in.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This whole coverup shit has to go. There’s no adversity, HE IS A SEX PEST. #NFL
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s because TMac is so good that we Cokeheads are eating as well as we are. Pulls defenders like nobody’s business!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For what the words are worth, you absolutely are worthy of love. And you’re also cool as hell! I hope you keep going.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If David Attenborough were at the gym with me, I imagine it’d sound like this: “With sweat on her brow and hunger in her belly, the beast stalks her prey: the free machine.” With me huffing and puffing after the leg press.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It ought to be the standard, followed by prison time.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s a Chief, I bet.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I blame Fangio’s love of light boxes.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s going to watch how Flores turned the Bears’ offense off like a lightswitch and still stick with the light box. I’m dreading it, but also, Jalen can win us a shootout against the Bears efense (no D to be found; the Vikings don’t count.) Go Birds!!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jacoby Brissett is so funny. What do you MEAN he’s throwing 10 more completions than most QBs throw attempts? What do you mean he has 10-15 more attempts than that???? #Cardinals #NFL
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It appears the solution to the Mike Mac defense is old QBs.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Josh Allen looks like absolute shit, dear god. #NFL #Bills
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No. No, we don’t. -An eagles fan since childhood.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cute dress!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And I’d be dancing my ass off.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s batshit crazy. I was like ‘lol, they might lose to the falcons’ and THEY ARE DOWN BY THREE TOUCHDOWNS.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am speechless. I am baffled.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greg Rousseau is going to punch the ball out of Omarion Hampter’s hands at least twice. I’m calling it now. Also, I pick option 2; videos are going to be made about this game. We’re gonna look back and be saying things like Josh Allen pulled the plug out of the wall.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bi visibility day carries the feeling of being a squirrel that someone is shining a high-powered flashlight at point blank. But it’s also nice, thank you!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Ben Johnson offense being completely dismantled by ‘send the fucking house, that’s it, that’s the playbook’ is so goddamn funny.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then the saying applies: ‘never interrupt your enemy when they’re making a mistake.’
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Torn between calling my adult friends ‘adorable’ and worrying that it’s too infantilizing.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know if surviving the falling-apart Giants—who are at the mercy of Harbaugh and the MetLife turf demon at the same time—gets them out of the ‘potential fraud’ zone.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People hit the easy targets while they’re warming up. And when haven’t we been the ‘easy targets’?
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m happy we won, but Cam Jurgens needs to get off the field. Awful blocking all game and he caused Jalen’s second interception. The DLine is also worrying, especially because we’re up against the Bears next—who are absolutely going to lean on the run just like they did last year. #Eagles #NFL
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s saved our ass from the awful OLine play two games in a row. That second pick was Cam Jurgens’ fault!!!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t count out Agent Bagent!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As Raw Room’s King Dunlap says, ‘it’s only holding if they throw the flag.’
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But you did it!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think they’re cooked. And the Dan Campbell era is crashing and burning before our very eyes.
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Greg Rousseau is playing lights out!
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EnbyousPancake @pancakerider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On one hand… I’m sorry for what you’re about to witness. On the other... my team that lives and dies on Jahmyr Gibbs is notably less sorry.
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