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Helen Bullen

@pan1f.bsky.social
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Yeah, it’s me - I finally caved! #readingfc fan, lover of family & friends, living life in the bus lane. Views here are all my own, you know the drill…

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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m here for the Hall/Beckett/Ranganathan trio though 👍🏼
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooh, you were posh if you had Viscounts.. 😉
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We used to fight over eating the meat ones when I was a kid.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Treating myself to a night at the theatre, here to see Oh Mary! with Jinkx Monsoon. Please don’t judge the cheesy ‘propping up Nelson’s Column’ picture.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy Birthday Gabe! 🎈🎂 xx
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sending hugs… I still want to message my parents and they’ve been gone a long time.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I looooooove gyoza 🥟
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the wind beneath my wings and the yin to my yang, Miss Janie B. You are my everything, thank you for being not just my sister, but also my best friend. Here’s to another year of fun and making more memories. Loves you more than pumpkin spice lattes! 🎁🎂💕🎈
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Beautiful lady 😍
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had my phone on my coffee table, with my glasses case on top. Alarm went off, I jumped off the couch wondering what the hell was going on. Didn’t see the message on the phone, randomly picked up my WiFi router and the alarm stopped. Took a good 10 minutes before I twigged it wasn’t the router.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dunking and making biscuits soggy by any method is wrong and should be made illegal immediately.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Same applies to football teams and managers…
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Friends of my parents had a Morris Minor traveller back in the 70s, me, my sister and their two kids would literally fight to get to ride in the ‘boot’. Almost backfired one day when the Dad parked up with us kids in the car and ‘forgot’ to put the handbrake on…
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was talking to people at work today about a certain other match England played against Norway and the commentator afterwards. Blank looks. Realised that match was 45 years ago. None of them had been born. Went to lay down in a darkened room.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Drink Need Drink
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Where do we stand on Reading? The team, not the activity.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
While we’re all remembering the clusterfuck that has been 10 years of post-Brexit Britain, did anyone find that extra £350million a month to fund the NHS?
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Happy Birthday to you, dear @kimberwitch.bsky.social 🎂 Wishing you love and cake! xx
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hmm.. OK.. Coldplay Take That Pet Shop Boys Duran Duran The Darkness Wham! Keane Two Door Cinema Club Marillion Dire Straits
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I once sat next to a bloke who brought a Tupperware container of what looked like beef stew to eat during a film. My main problem with that was the lack of dumplings.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah, if you need me I’ll be over on ITV2 watching Family Guy.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OK, show of hands.. Who saw King Kenny in the #CelebrityTraitors line up and assumed Dalglish? Just me then.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Full fat or Diet? These are the questions we need answered.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
… and now I need to go and lie down. Still one of my favourite songs of all time x
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Friend’s 60th Birthday 🎁
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The people using ‘The IT Crowd’ and RuPaul memes to reply to this are my spirit animals.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sending love and strength to you. In my experience, after the funeral is when you need support the most. Be kind to yourself and lean on your friends when you need to.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Haha, bonne chance!
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trust me, you guys are the last resort. I will spend an entire day restarting my computer if it means I can avoid logging a ticket.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This needs a ‘what an ignorant t*at button’.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I pronounce it Lie dull.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bit harsh on Richard Osman. It’s only a TV show.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don’t know what you could possibly be referring to 🤔
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Speaking as a teenager of the 80’s when such items were originally fashionable, I can assure you it’s not fun trying to do those poppers back up in a nightclub bog at 2am.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You sure did, and so did I!
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My Mum was 58, my Dad was 75. I would give anything for them both to still be here.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Go and stand in the corner and think about what you did..
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My sister must have been in that lesson (about 40 odd years ago), as she was eager to tell us that she had learned all about public hair when we asked her what she’d done at school that day.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
24 years since you went to sleep, but you are always here in my heart and soul, Mum. Love you forever, miss you always 💙💙
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I found that replacing ‘Venus’ in the Bananarama song with something that rhymed got us a good laugh at karaoke. Certainly took the audience’s attention away from my singing.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My two best friends have the same birthday in March, always wondered what the odds would have been on that.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
cc @kimberwitch.bsky.social
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If you’re wondering how my day is going, I just had a major panic because I couldn’t find my phone in my bag. The same phone I was using to talk to my sister.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Reading this thread in a garage whilst waiting for my car and trying not to snort laugh at some of these responses 🤭
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Never let a printer know you’re in a hurry, they smell the fear…
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Couldn’t catch a cold.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Got a friend who buys at full price and will take back and buy again if it goes into the sale. I do the very British thing of clutching my pearls and telling her it’s naughty, but secretly I wish I had her cojones.
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Helen Bullen @pan1f.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
And they have to turn up to accept it in a full suit of armour.
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