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"I think 'Chuck Woolery calling you a good boy' may genuinely be the single most viscerally reprehensible mental image I've ever thought and there's some rough competition"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"I like my women like I like my bowels... loose"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"The city of Greenvale would like to thank you for attending today's re-christening of the Dick Sucking Museum to the Dick Sucking Memorial. There will be a reception in the Hummer Room at 1PM."

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Tom Cruise is like if you made a AAA human"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"Guy Gilchrist Nancy comic that's just Nancy listing off imported 80s anime names and Fritzi crying in the corner while saluting both the American and Japanese flags"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"Oh, his vacuum is like Ronald McDonald's scarf"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"the dick sucking mechanic is a meta puzzle, like the Meryl frequency in MGS, you gotta do it in the real world to unlock the key in the game" "You have to spit your friend's semen into a plastic bag and shove it into the Xbox's disc drive, only then can you unlock the key"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"Cooking's easy; cut up some hot dogs into medallions, shove some uncooked spaghetti through each medallion, boil the whole mess and boom- you just made bacteria"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"trash dash is the shovelware developer slang term for crunch"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"Rich Corinthian Pornography" "I could never tell the difference between Corinthian and Ionian porno" "Corinthian porn has acanthus leaves covering the naughty bits"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"Banning Alex because this is the third stream in a row where Diarrhea has been brought up. It's a hat trick!" "more like shat trick"

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Cass of sorts 🦖 @cassasaur.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"Girls got kissed but it was mostly boys" (cc @pals-out.bsky.social)

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"Salmon is overrated it just kinda tastes like armpit" "maybe i like armpit" "Did you stick your face against your own armpit or someone else's to find out how it tastes" "count me as another armpit lover, especially in caesar salad"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Danny you need milkers if you want to be milked" "Oh you sweet summer child" "listen i have a plan here dont mess it up"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"Banning Alex because this is the third stream in a row where Diarrhea has been brought up. It's a hat trick!" "more like shat trick"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"I go to the toilet and I come back to American McGeee's Gender DanganRompa"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"What does the jester flag look like" "it's just a joker card turned on its side"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"sorry to report: there are zero fics on ao3 tagged with both xenomorphs and Popeye"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"What the fuck is a high end lemonade? What is it made from Wagyu lemons?"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Nobody can use ogres as a fantasy creature ever again Ogres are all ogre now"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

"Petition to put Chef Boyardee on the new pasta-backed $20 bill."

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"put Van Gogh in Fortnite" "i paint for a fortnite... und drinken cola... yippee!"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"Shrek's sons look like they stream on Kik"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"This feels like Go Fish for people on mescaline"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

"After watching the VOD, I supposed it could be best summarized as normal game, normal game, boobs, bra, booba, panties, bap, *cough areola cough,* knockers, normal game, normal game. Good stream!"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

"the millions of girls, the shots, the coochie music that kinda sounds like the Wario Land 4 font, the mahjong, all of this will not end up in nudity"

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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context @pals-out.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

"the number of i's in the title represents the number of playable characters (not a joke)" "This is why Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikoden has so many i’s"

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