Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Is it true that you hide in a small container on a coiled up spring and when children turn a crank enough times you will pop out and scare them?” “Sir, that’s a Jack in the Box.” #JackSmith 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The players on the Washington Generals are actually very good at basketball. #controlledopposition #rotatingvillain 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hear me out: A band made up entirely of one man bands who have been prohibited from playing their multiple instruments in public. "The Banned One Man Band Band of Banned One Man Band Men" 001
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A soul crushing job to a being with no soul is just a job. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026When you play 'devil's advocate', you don't actually have to take the side of the devil. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you're determined to turn swords into ploughshares, you are going to need swords. 001
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I should hope that what occurred before the 'Big Bang' was 'A Little Foreplay'. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I was too short and fat to be a high fashion model so I just settle for being high. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I may have finished some music. It only took a couple decades. Please forgive the delay, I got sidetracked; more to come. #music #newmusic #DyingIsisyoutu.beDying Isis - Juggernaut v.08bYouTube video by Dying Isis 020
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026'Fuck' is the Swiss Army knife of words. 'Shit' is the king of the nouns. 'Fuck that shit' could mean anything. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I think that those of us who were around before and after, having had decades to contemplate the matter can agree that nothing was gained by knowing what the members of KISS really looked like without makeup. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 22/06/2026If I was King of America, I would decree that anyone using the self check out must receive 10% off their entire purchase. 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We have a Mister T, an Ice T and an Ice Cube. Why do we not have a Mr. Cube? Is that why this timeline is so shit? Are we in the timeline without a Mister Cube and that's why everything is so out of whack? How do we get back into whack?! WHERE IS MISTER CUBE?!! THE WORLD NEEDS MISTER CUBE!!! 000
Palomino Wolf @palominowolf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025We have decided to lay off half the the writers in the writer's room. of my mind; 010
