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Rachel Palmer

@palmerrachelc.bsky.social
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TV writer/estrogen airfreshener

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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
absolutely wild that we can't even trust the weather reports anymore. MAGA!
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Not sure what actually happens at the met ball past the red carpet
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Just saw an ad for jewelry that “makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift.” selling points? Comes in a nice box so you don’t have to wrap it, and it’s “safe” because this style sells out frequently. So great if you want to put in no effort and you don’t know anything about her style. Happy Mother’s Day!
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
question for my writer friends -- how do you deal with post pilot disappointment? You work on a project for months, or years, finally it's ready. You're so proud of it. You send it to your manager and then -- nothing. You just move on to the next thing? It's so depressing!
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
His name was Brian Sicknick. And you pardoned his murderers.
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
My kid wouldn't stop saying "poopy" and laughing so finally I told him he was beating a dead horse and it wasn't funny anymore and now he won't stop saying "dead horsey" and laughing...
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
me after last night's "Yellowjackets" @yellowjackets96.bsky.social
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a young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' .
ALT: a young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' .
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Ok Cynthia already won the Oscar’s
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Toddler told me the dinner I made last night was “disgusting” but I just had to yell at him to stop sucking on his own big toe
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
was not expecting a Columbo reference in tonight's Traitors
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
democrats reallllllly need to stop asking me for money right now
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I wish there were "tv edits" of R-rated movies I could show my son on streaming services
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
thinking of going back to school to become a robot
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m just shocked that he can still shock me
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Quick, everyone scream RABBIT RABBIT
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
the only thing worse than 67 souls being lost last night is the President of the United States of America blaming it on HIRING BLACK PEOPLE AND WOMEN.
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
who I think of whenever the kids say "rizz"
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a woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out .
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
WHEN IS CHAPPELL ROAN'S "THE GIVER" COMING OUT?! I've waited long enough. I fucking NEED it. now.
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
new motto is "keep suckin' dicks til '26"
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except January 2025 which has 2,847 days
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
oh no I accidentally looked at the news
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
willing to bet money that Tr*mp will "save" TikTok. It's all political theater...
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Local news has been straight up killing it covering this fire. 🔥 The footage they’re putting out is simply unbelievable
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
just had to spend 10 min convincing my parents not to go for a hike in the valley today 😵‍💫
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
okay! I did it! I survived til 25. Now what?
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS
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Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
sitting around waiting for an email. yup, writers are back to work!
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