Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 07/05/2025absolutely wild that we can't even trust the weather reports anymore. MAGA! 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Not sure what actually happens at the met ball past the red carpet 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Just saw an ad for jewelry that “makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift.” selling points? Comes in a nice box so you don’t have to wrap it, and it’s “safe” because this style sells out frequently. So great if you want to put in no effort and you don’t know anything about her style. Happy Mother’s Day! 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 02/04/2025question for my writer friends -- how do you deal with post pilot disappointment? You work on a project for months, or years, finally it's ready. You're so proud of it. You send it to your manager and then -- nothing. You just move on to the next thing? It's so depressing! 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025His name was Brian Sicknick. And you pardoned his murderers. 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025My kid wouldn't stop saying "poopy" and laughing so finally I told him he was beating a dead horse and it wasn't funny anymore and now he won't stop saying "dead horsey" and laughing... 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025me after last night's "Yellowjackets" @yellowjackets96.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' .ALT: a young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' . 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Toddler told me the dinner I made last night was “disgusting” but I just had to yell at him to stop sucking on his own big toe 010
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025was not expecting a Columbo reference in tonight's Traitors 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025democrats reallllllly need to stop asking me for money right now 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I wish there were "tv edits" of R-rated movies I could show my son on streaming services 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025thinking of going back to school to become a robot 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025the only thing worse than 67 souls being lost last night is the President of the United States of America blaming it on HIRING BLACK PEOPLE AND WOMEN. 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025who I think of whenever the kids say "rizz"media.tenor.coma woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out .ALT: a woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out . 010
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 29/01/2025WHEN IS CHAPPELL ROAN'S "THE GIVER" COMING OUT?! I've waited long enough. I fucking NEED it. now. 030
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 23/01/202530 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except January 2025 which has 2,847 days 3441106
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025oh no I accidentally looked at the newsmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a faceALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 17/01/2025willing to bet money that Tr*mp will "save" TikTok. It's all political theater... 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Local news has been straight up killing it covering this fire. 🔥 The footage they’re putting out is simply unbelievable 011
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 07/01/2025just had to spend 10 min convincing my parents not to go for a hike in the valley today 😵💫 000
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 06/01/2025okay! I did it! I survived til 25. Now what? 110
Rachel Palmer @palmerrachelc.bsky.social · 26/09/2023sitting around waiting for an email. yup, writers are back to work! 040