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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I’m posting here for the first time in a while to say this is the fuckin match right here and anybody within a 2 hour drive should be there on Friday. Someone please send me the cut of this ASAP 🔥

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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

2026 Goals -more Technically Violent tag matches -take more time for wellness -abuse my body via wrestling -take more time for wellness -continue getting mad at myself for not keeping up with people 10-20 years younger than me -take more time for wellness

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Someone at work just reached out to advise an automated script broke and has flooded a service queue with “over 9000” tickets. It’s a pretty big deal and I’m really sitting here trying not to make the joke. lord give me strength today not to post that gif in the group chat amen 🙏

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

There’s probably a few over the years but one that comes to mind is… UFC HOFer Randy Couture handed me his phone one time and asked if I could take a picture of him and MC Hammer together…and then grabbed my phone so I could get a picture with Hammer too 😂

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💥BOOM! Pro Wrestling‼️ @boomprowrestling.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

💥‼️The chips are down for 🔱HIGH TIDE🛟 as a match with incredibly high stakes is set‼️💥 BCAC rep and general bringer of chaos @nowthatsquality.bsky.social will face the upstart @martyroyalepw.bsky.social in a MASK vs. MOUSTACHE match‼️💥 April 26th‼️💥 🎟️: www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

When this truck pulls up next to you and you’re a wrestling fan

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I don’t nearly use Bluesky as much as I should It’s always so much more pleasant here

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Just read a thread where people are conspiring to think that the OG Animaniacs were cancelled because they tried to out food ingredients in junk food and the episode might be pulled from syndication at the request of big junk food Some of y’all got too much time on your hands

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Commemorating this sweet typo from 11 years ago when CBC reported the findings of the Lance Armstrong doping case 🙏

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Guy in a Tesla Cybertruck just nearly sideswiped me while driving past despite the fact that this road is wide enough for 4 cars. I should mention I’m also parked at the side of the road like 3 inches away from the curb.

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Why do people feel the need to have speakerphone conversations in public waiting rooms? Lady I don’t need to hear you talking to someone that sounds like the Law and Order voiceover guy when he’s talking about Christmas turkeys and not the effects of the Criminal Justice System

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I appreciate that Spotify put 0 effort into identifying my top podcasts of the year considering @grainmakerpod.bsky.social is literally the only podcast I listen to on the platform 😂

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

It's the 30th Anniversary of PS1's release in Japan! First console I bought with my own money. Saved up forever + sold my SNES + birthday and Christmas money and was able to buy it with Road Rash in January of '96. Had my childhood copy of Wrestlemania signed by Bret Hart recently as well 🙂

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

🧵 I’ve never told this story - An entire group of kids (maybe 7 or 8 kids) ran over to me at a show intermission one time and asked me if I could help them meet Jacky. He stopped selling his merch to walk out, talk to and acknowledge each of those kids that came out and more that joined in… (1/2)

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

View for Survivor Series tonight. Sitting up in club seats with a few friends. There’s unlimited dessert here. I’m happy 😂

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hit with the console and game patch double whammy. All I want to do is play some Xbox shoot.

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Huge announcement at the show last night as Lance Storm is coming in to guest ref on NYE. So come get serious for a moment because there are only 38 tickets left and the tickets went on sale less than 12 hours ago! tickettailor.com/events/boompro…

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

WWE merch pop up droppin that hot Vancouver x Space Needle collab 🤨 Feel like I need to grab this abomination for @kaitlan-v.bsky.social and @beastmodemanny.bsky.social 😂😂

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Not enough people respect these two rules. It’s basic bathroom etiquette 🙏🏽

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

This dude out here lookin like pilgrim Undertaker

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Sitting at a random cafe in New West and there are these 3 retired guys that seem to gather here every day to grab breakfast, hang out and talk about literally nothing. I’ve never heard such an in depth analysis of Kirstie Alley’s career. This is my retirement dream

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

A reminder of the two shows in the Vancouver area this weekend! I forgot to post that 5cc is hosting a memorial show as well to the late Logan Price if you’re just across the border in Bellingham, Washington. I’d be there that night if not for my previous commitments to ASW 🙂 #wrestlesky

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Marquee day in the calendar for old school Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast gamers like myself and @blurrygil.bsky.social It’s 20.November today! What a truly awful song this was 😂 youtu.be/QJd9NbQrVv4?...

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20,NOVEMBER (DDR VERSION) / Single / SSR - Dance Dance Revolution 3rd MIX, Playstation

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Hello! If you’re wondering why I popped up on your feed, here’s me: -Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology) -Blogger /bestbuy.ca Interests: -PNW Indie Wrestling -Retro Games 🕹️ -Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff) -Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards

Nation Extreme Wrestling’s Commentary Team

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

75% of my geographic trivia contributions are due to the Animaniacs and Carmen Sandiego (both the game and game show) “Capital of Mali? Yeah that’s Bamako” “Capital of Vermont? Uh let’s see … 🎶 Concord New Hampshire just a quick jaunt to Montpelier which is up in Vermont 🎶… it’s Montpelier”

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Happy Monday #wrestlesky! A reminder for YVR / PNW folks that there are 2 shows in town this weekend! @duskpro.bsky.social has a big show in Vancouver Friday night! More details on their Bluesky account All Star Wrestling is out in Surrey on Saturday for their last event of 2024! (IG: @aswcanada)

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

All my cell phone apps are arranged so inefficiently but I can’t rearrange them because muscle memory means I know exactly where this one app I still use is located on page 6 between 12 other apps I don’t use😭

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

This is 100% my cat between the hours of 9-11 AM and again from 3-4 when I’m working from home

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Pre-Great Muta DLC, I hadn’t played WWE 2k24 in a while, so it ran all the catch-up season pass patches before it started up and … Post Malone is one of the playable characters?????

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Been fortunate to be on this show a few times and usually tune in on Saturday nights I’m home. Any #wrestlesky folks looking for a good time of blending historical wrestling knowledge with random humor will love this! Guaranteed you’ll learn a few wrestling tidbits along the way too

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hey #wrestlesky send some love to the Sayers family. Longtime Vancouver wrestling mainstay Jonathan “Fuzzy” Sayers passed away last night. I never met him personally but he was close to many people I know. He was always gracious with words of encouragement to me when I started working for ASW 🙏🏽

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

@jeremylambert88.bsky.social Lambert I found that Jeremy Roenick signed book I was supposed to mail to you like 10 years ago 😂 Wanna hook me up with an address? I’ll try to finally send it to you when I’m down in the States next week since Canada Post is on strike right now

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Are there any fellow @puckdoku.bsky.social here on Bluesky? I still play daily as does @78chambers.bsky.social Here’s my grid today. It was a tough one

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Please follow my friend @78chambers.bsky.social who twitquit X a year ago and joined here today when I told him it was like old Twitter so far! He: -Is the best trivia teammate ever -Needs to come with me to more wrestling events -Has 42 more chambers than the Wu Tang Clan judging by his name

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Be there because I cannot be! That’s like extra incentive to attend 😅

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I’m not a Ring worn wrestling memorabilia guy (shocking if you know how much other stuff I collect) but this old entrance jacket of Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert’s that has come up for sale is kinda cool! This has @pnwlariat.bsky.social written all over it

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Trying this Starter Pack thing to shed light on all the Vancouver scene setting up accounts here so you can follow everybody in one shot. I’ll keep adding people as they come in Also…way to go Bluesky. Not only do I have to be in the starter pack but they made me front and center on the graphic 😭

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Matt P (Matt Joseph) @paliontology.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

One of the biggest drags about joining a new social platform is having to re-find everybody from Twitter/IG again almost one at a time. Thankfully some of y’all done the lord’s work and are following a bunch of my mutuals already 😮‍💨

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