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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Smashing my pipeline through an Anglo-Saxon longship because fans of a wizard book written by a bigoted headcase called me up to demand that I avoid the spot where gleepleblorp stubbed his toe.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

An England team to be proud of.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Late to the party but this shit fucking rocks

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

People on their way to see Sun 0))) sharing a transit system with people on their way to see Metallica.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The 2 kinds of bike repair shop: - big high street store who want to charge you hundreds of pounds to replace a tiny dented part - Stoned man in shed who fixes anything with a spanner in 15 seconds and then looks genuinely confused when you want to give him money for doing something so trivial.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Contender for "cuntiest item ever mass produced"

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I agree with this so hard that I'm thinking of doing a neck tattoo about it

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This is, and I can't stress this enough, a skill issue.

Someone on the internet basically saying that they can't discover new music unless an AI algorithm feeds it to them like a helpless little piggie. you like that, pig boy? Dirty little pig boy likes his slop. Say it.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

It's cold out! 🥶 Post someone who looks stylish wearing a winter coat.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

This scene proves that Ralph Fiennes deserves a spot in the next season of Dragula

Ralph Fiennes doing his Old Nick routine in The Bone Temple

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The thing that would make me happiest about having money is suddenly being able to help out all of my friends, so I see why he's not getting much out of it.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Without looking it up, which episode (and it is based on a specific episode) do you hope this is?

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

It's too late, I have already depicted you as the soy Samwise Gamgee and myself as the chad Frodo in this 1980s Polish illustration where all hobbits are egg-shaped.

1980s Polish illustration where all hobbits are egg-shaped.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

More scared of seeing a freshly-opened Gail's than I am of being stabbed in most of the "no-go" areas these racist bumpkins bang on about.

Headline: Yougov poll shows only one group sees london as safe - those who actually live there.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

This is every post about Nolan's Odyssey.

"Historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as I like them. They are. However, punishable by death if I don't"

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

As someone who went to school in south London, the idea that racism is anathema to Dulwich school boys is fucking laughable. If you had a house party and you wanted a rich, racist, classist cunt to show up, get one of them on the blower.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

"I have crossed oceans of time. Watched mountains form and empires crumble" "Ever kissed a dude?" "Ew, no"

Author V.E.Schwab saying that she doesnt believe in straight vampires.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Man, I really had shit down in 2018.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Can't share my wrapped as I don't have Spotify any more, but I do fondly remember being told that my 'song to kiss someone in the rain to' was Funeralopolis by Electric Wizard.

A still image from a video of a woman and man laughing, dancing and kissing in the rain. Superimposed over it are the lyrics to Funeralopolis: Funerary cities, flesh press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the carrion
Funeralopolis, grey morgue apocalypse
Black clouds form to block out the sun

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I can't believe that 7 companies passing the same 100 billion dollar bill between each other perpetually while hoping that their sentence guessing machine would be the first one to turn into mecha-jesus wasn't a sustainable business model on its own.

A person saying "it's never been more over" while sharing a response that they got from ChatGPT when asking about what a good source of protein is and having ChatGPT write them ad copy for KFC. They are responding to a breaking news story about OpenAI rolling out ads in ChatGPT.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Alright, let's take it down a notch.

Trip.com telling me I'm going to Stoke with an exclamation mark as if that's ever a good thing.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Real alphas know that you should speed the Penguin audiobook of The Odyssey up 16X. Homer intended it to be read by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Elon Musk pretending he can read by goggling "old book" and finding The Oddysey. It's Alpha, apparently. What a cunt.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

The film gets top marks for me for hiring Simon Bisley to make poster art for them but then loses said marks for making the baffling decision not to make these the official posters/DVD covers.

Simon Bisley's awesome artwork for the film Black Death, featuring Sean Bean as a knight, hanging bodies, people being tortured by inquisitors, rats and a giant skull.

Simon Bisley's awesome artwork for the film Black Death, featuring Sean Bean as a knight, a witch behind him, rats and a giant skull.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

This is how I feel every time I google to remind myself what people with gluten intolerances can't eat.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Our image of the plague doctor is likely more based on carnival masks than on the original masks. I imagine that turning up in one at a carnival in 1700s Italy was the clichéd 'edgy' costume of its day, basically the old timey version of the guy who turns up at your house party as Jimmy Saville.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Huge news: poppies are woke now.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It might be time to finally give up on these shoes.... unless...

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Clearing out some boxes of childhood/adolescent shit and found two absolutely core memories.

The album inflammable material by stiff little fingers and the film Death Line

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

No. No please. I can't allow myself to be perceived.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Two years since I made this meme, and I'm finally able to add a picture of my own back to it.

"is the cure to male loneliness Sick - ass wizard back pieces?" as a headline over an image of my back piece- an image of Gandalf fighting Cthulhu at stonehenge.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"You're all the same with your long hair and f****t clothes... drugs, sex, every kind of filth...and you hate the police." "You make it easy."

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I actually think that music, and perhaps society in general, has moved beyond the need for big honking, stanky riffs.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Love a practical tattoo. When I got my hands and wrists filled, I found that folks on the door at gigs were often doing an awkward little shuffle to see where the best place to stamp me would be, so I got this.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Describe your bluesky account in one image.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Two found footage horrors for 7 and 8. The ghostly apparitions of Lake Mungo and the dieselpunk monstrosities of Frankenstein's Army. Look at these oily bois!

Assorted monsters from the film Frankenstein's Army. Most are mutant hybrids combining humans with German WW2 equipment.

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Palgolak @palgolak.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Crazy story. Fella called John Marks starts prescribing heroin to only about 400 heavy users in Liverpool. Related diseases and death plummet, rates of addiction generally (outside of the people he prescribed to) reduce massively, crime falls dramatically. Then they get pressured to pull the plug:

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