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@paleshopkeep.bsky.social
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MDNI!! Writer is 21 years of age. — NSFW themes ahead!

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— 𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐫. @the-winner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 ████ 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" [ ❤️ + 🔄 ]
A castle in the middle of the forest. The pinned post references "I earn my life" by Neil Cicierega.

"I earn my life, I earn my life.
I learned it from my father, and I tell it to my" 

The word "wife" is redacted because the character does not have a wife, nor does he know how to get one.
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𝚂𝚁. 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚅𝙰𝙳𝙾𝚁 @presidentseb.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
* 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. * 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝. [ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚃 ]
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Well do you have any better ideas?"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"I'll find that out for myself soon enough." Another swig, relaxing himself more. "Y'know, haven't actually been to a bar in a long time. Too busy to."
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Eh, could be better. Nice to have some where quiet to sit though...and some decent company."
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
He sits up onto a stool, resting his arms on the counter. "So uh...how are ya?"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Thanks..." Taking it, giving her look as he opens it. Looong swig.
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Nevermind—you think you can grab me a drink from the back? Just a whole bottle, i don't care what."
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"The paw stuff. ...say is this bar even open? There's like nobody here."
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Right..." "Didn't think you were into that kinda thing—"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Well yeah!"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Nah. Not my bar. ...though I'd appreciate if ya didn't stick em near my face-"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"Uh-huh..." Glancing down, then back up to her face. "On the bar counter?"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"You eh...mind putting your foot down?"
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" 𝙒𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙋 " @sybil-dreambreaker.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
「 I'm gonna need you to 𝙒𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙋. 」 · Guardian of Dreams · Keeper of many shapes · Destroyer of Nightmares · Just. Wake. Up. 💛 + 🔁 #BSKYRP #LEWDRP #MVRP #FURRYRP
🎨 by Welwraith
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Mmmmph!! ...grab squish squeeze
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Waaaahhhhh
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
[<—coincidentally knocking on her door! Who would've guessed?]
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
HEY HI. My horny ass is back
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𝗦𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗵! @inklingboobs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 - 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲.
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My ass is so fat im crying
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"Huh???"
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☆ ꌗꃅꍏ꓄꓄ꍟꋪꍟꀸ ꒒ꀤꍟꌗ ☆ @thebrokenpromise.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
You can't stand my ⚠︎ꌗꃅꍏ꓄꓄ꍟꋪꍟꀸ ꒒ꀤꍟꌗ⚠︎
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bilbussy baggins
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖞 𝕷𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖗 @lucylacemaker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
#RP #MVRP #OPENRP { KIVOUACHIAN } < NAME: LUCY LACEMAKER > < AGE: ??? > < HEIGHT: 3'7 > < GENDER: FEMALE > "Kivouackians don't perish with time. Billions of years we've been about, and life's not worth much once all the rest is gone."
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
big bunny boy Salem (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇💜🍰
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"In this weather? You'd be better off in nothing."
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Jaya Utomo! @jayaabadi.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
[>WELCOME TO TASK FORCE-45, I.E, THE SEARCHERS<] ⚠️> “We fight not so that the world will remember us…but so that there will be a world to remember.” #NSFWRP #SFWRP #MVRP #WASTELANDRP #LEWDRP usually in DMs!!
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Bro doesn't know i misspoke and meant debit card
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Im sorry are you saying something? I can't help but notice how fucking stupid you are.
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
No, i just emptied my wallet of everything important. I have like, 80 grand in my credit card
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"Huh, cool." There is nothing in his wallet besides some change.
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𝔊𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫 @ghostmun.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ʜᴏᴜ ʏɪ, ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ' ꜰᴀɴɢꜱʜɪ
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"Veeery cool—mind if i rest my head in your chest?"
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Jack likes carrying him around and smacking his ass every time he complains. Its fun!
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Don't mind if he just...
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
/ the fact that the nsfw verse here is capable of doing big detailed threads warms my heart and butters my buns
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
You know what that means! ... Ice cream.
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SARA TAYLOR @sarassecret.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
💻_________________________________________________🐶 “Have fun, and dont fall in.” [ #LEWDRP ] 👻_________________________________________________🎡
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Ava Caddel ❤️🔞 @paperplacebooks.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
so call me when the world looks bleak 💛 ♥️ & ↻ !!
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Blink, blink. Sloowly lifting his head up to find a familiar hips happily hotdogging his heavy haft. How horny. Arm moving emough to reach over and give his ass a good grab. Much too sleepy to do the work himself.
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
But...tall men?
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Another morning, another bout of morning wood. Anyone wanting to help out?
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Jack!~ @paleshopkeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
/ one of you needs to remember that your retweets go on other people's tls
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𝑮𝑯𝑨𝑺𝑻 ✑ @handle.invalid · 01/05/2025
"Ugh... What the hell did I do last night...?"
https://bsky.app/profile/grinningfear.likes.earth/post/3llfiqifqwk2n
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