Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I like it. Go one step further. To ensure optimal mental health we should only surround ourselves with positive stimulus, but instead of experiencing it we should simulate it to make sure it's safe, and instead of using a computer we should implant the experience directly into the cerebral cortex. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Public service announcement: This is a pro tip. 020 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025This is hell. That extra gummy back on October 23rd after surgery actually killed me. Back in the world of the living I went down in history as the first person to OD on THC. Nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Only 467,200 hotdogs to go to escape this nightmare. I can do it. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Funny thing, 71% of Americans support suspending the owner of Tesla from a gallows. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025On track for the oil standard to be priced in Euros or Yin. Going to need a loan to buy water. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I feel like dog and cat will be Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner in a few years. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025They "cut it" now so they don't have to admit they embezzled every dime for their own lifestyles later. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Fancy pants rich McGee over here. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025If you eliminate lines that have a pared incoming to outgoing revenue. Insurance has one, businesses have two, government has three, and the person has five! BTW, I spend less without insurance than with insurance. About $4500 less annually. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Russian and MAGA bots make accounts, promote liberal ideas, and make block lists just as easily as anyone else. Getting your enemies to fight each other so you don't have to is an old strategy. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Don't forget all the talk of how secure it is goes out the window with AI and quantum computers. 010 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025That thought or feeling you had on November 5th or 6th when you learned Trump won was the correct one. They have spent all the time since working to get you distracted from it with anger, fear, or disgust. America voted for the monster over a qualified woman. America deserves what happens next. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Yeah, knowledge of reactive chemistry is standard among us cryptids. We are an often overlooked sector for inglorious employment. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Gotta say, stopped reading after the British of Irish decent. Hired! 020 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I can hit a bullseye with any firearm even when severely intoxicated, especially when severely intoxicated actually. I also have impeccable comedic timing with a dry/dead pan sense of humor. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I thought the onion only printed made up stories. 040 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Went on a diet of just salad. I am maintained by my distraction of video games. 000 0
Reposted by Abyssopaleo CryptidusLiz que Loca @3liz-y-que.bsky.social · 24/02/2025youtube.com/shorts/i5rVc...youtube.comif you feel this administration is a danger to our country, here is what you can do (from a lawyer)YouTube video by Nessie J (Wednesday Addams) 02412 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 24/02/2025He gets free top shelf healthcare now with only the best and most advanced medical technology and treatment, on the government's dime. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Same. The DMV was especially busy with people getting Real IDs and passports. 010 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Will be interesting to see what happens this tax season. 210 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If I drank water each time instead, I'd be hyponatremic. 020 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Yes. A lot of the newest and still unfolding travel restrictions for certain US citizens actually began 8 years ago with new regulations on IDs. It's disturbing when the dots start connecting for people. 021 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025All the psychology students that see this: "I knew it!" 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 04/02/2025If he's named Mario I get revolution bingo! 1220 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We gravitate towards one another. Survival mechanism I'd bet. Birds of a feather and all that. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Autism. It provides a unique perspective. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Had this same moment talking about current events in class. It's scary when the tin foil hat is the one everyone wants to hear from. I never wished to be ignored before... 030 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025If it's all DEI to blame, when we're fascist morons added to diversity and inclusion? 020 0
Reposted by Abyssopaleo CryptidusBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025LOL, yep, all day every day 23994531676 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Just back from 2070. They cover their drinks back there. The voting records were published after the U.S. signed the migration treaty and surrendered to Canada. New Dallas is the last safe haven for MAGA but getting there is tough for most, crossing the wastes is no joke. Salt acid deserts and all. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024No kidding. I want to binge it but I'm watching with someone. Avoiding spoilers is tough. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024An identity based entirely in division, aggression, and pseudo thinking will eat itself alive. 020 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Not everyone has lost their mind. We'll deal and get rid of it like the infection it is. 141 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Yeah I can't wait for another season. 020 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Every time a MAGA starts talking I am reminded of my narcissist, sociopath ex. The mental gymnastics and circular reasoning to justify insane beliefs. 000 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Maybe everyone should report him to the FBI for admitting to mass murder. 010 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I'd be more afraid he didn't get his mother's permission before leaving her basement to go get his ass kicked. Ive not seen such a pathetic self masturbatory post since the 1980s. Those that talk shit don't do shit. This is his energy...media.tenor.comFat Guy GIFALT: Fat Guy GIF 010 0
Abyssopaleo Cryptidus @paleocryptidus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Azathoth the mindless, the Daemon Sultan, the Nuclear Chaos, the First, Progenitor of Existence, the Slumbering Madness 000 0