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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Making someone squirt so hard they end up 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐃 is absolutely an act of love !

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

⠀ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 , 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 , ugh it almost hurts to take a step. Whatever did he do to deserve such a fate of undrained balls ? ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

⠀⠀ Now that he thinks of it , yeah a lot of donuts can probably be stacked on his Paladick. ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

ᅠ The Fae Queen is gonna be the focus of his 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 attention and there ain’t nothin’ she can do about it ✨ @imorganlefay.bsky.social should consider herself quite lucky ~ 💞 ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

ㅤ 𝐂ute enough to swoon anyone he meets. 𝐒trong enough to easily sweep them off their feet ✨ Though , he prefers to utilize his 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 for an 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 over a cute princess carry. ㅤ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

ㅤ People always have such a biiiig arrogant mouth to gim just because he looks like a girl , but that all changes when to come face to face with his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐃ick. ㅤ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

ㅤ ㅤ There , there ! It’s suuuper 𝐂ute , right ? Took a bit of convincing out of him to make Crane make it for him , buuuut she caved in eventually ~ ✨ ㅤ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

ㅤ Wearing a new skirt , but it looks the same like all the others , it’s an inch shorter than normal ✨ ㅤ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Waltzing around , dick flopping with every step taken .

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

⠀⠀ Goshhh , Chaldea is the 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓. Even during cold seasons he can still make off to some 𝐒un 𝐁lessed spot and relax. ⠀⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

He always was a proud advocate of no underwear beneath skirts , and with this summer heat incoming guess he was right to do it all this time !

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Walking around with undrained nuts suuuuckkks.

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

He wears short skirts because they are cute , not because he wishes to show off his dick all the time.

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

ᅠ Just how is he expected to get out of bed early when all his mornings look the same ? Always got someone 𝐂𝐥inging onto him trying to get a 𝐅irst 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚dick before anyone else could. ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Slurping on his nuts is the most effective way of mana transfers , he thought this was known already ~ !

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

ᅠ It’s soooo hot. His nuts are sweat as hell ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means. He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ? ᅠᅠᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

What does a cutie like him have to do to have two hot women play tug of war with his nut sack 😮‍💨

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

⠀ There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

|| feel free to dm me if you wanna write

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

⠀ The sun’s out a lot more , so he’ll be making Luluhawa a bit more 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 by catching a tan over there. ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

The lack of lip service he’s getting has been disappointing. Should be fixed

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀；⠀Ꭱ Ꮖ Ꭰ Ꭼ Ꭱ ᎾF ᏴᏞᎪᏟK。 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ★ ★ ★ ★ ⠀⠀• #FATERP | #FGORP ⠀⠀• Ꮇɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ Ꮮᴇɴɢᴛʜ ⠀• Ꮇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ Ꭲʜᴇᴍᴇs ⠀⠀• Ꮮᴇᴡᴅ Ꭺs Fᴜᴄᴋ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ↶ ──── ↷ ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

He refuses to believe that there any tits that can fully manage to cover his cock. Prove him wrong.

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

⠀ His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 ! ⠀⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

😮‍💨 “ Sorry , what was that . . ? “ He’s too distracted , his focus is entirely laid elsewhere

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Has your partner been threatening to knock you up for awhile , but has he always pulled out at the last second ? You’re probably due owed breeding compensation. Contact 001-PALADICKING to receive FREE breeding.

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

⠀ Being called 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 just because he isn’t the smartest starts to have two meanings when he is also 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃. ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

The sound of struts and 𝐰𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬 is like music to his ears ✨

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

⠀ Summoning Astolfo leads to multiple things : — Being seen as more cute. — Becoming more stylish. — Severe 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 to 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤. — Improved love life. Ain’t it just wonderful ? All the more reason to spend your hard earned quartz on him. ⠀

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

ᅠ His nuts are just sooo full and the day just started too. ᅠ ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

ᅠ The strong 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 that comes with his 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 can drive some of these 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐒 absolutely insane. ᅠ ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

ᅠ Chaldea is just filled with endless amounts of clapping. Wherever he goes , he hears it around him. ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

ᅠ What , never seen a Paladin strut around naked before ? Come now , it ain’t so bad ! Don’t judge him for it before trying it too. ᅠ

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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @paladicking.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Thoughts too degenerate to say out loud. Oops —

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