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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉

@pajamazon.bsky.social
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Neurospicy fae bardlock, lvl 46. Jamie Wyman - Worldbuilder, game designer, editor, digital artist. My body is a haunted house with fucked up wiring and ghosts in the attic. Kindness is punk. PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK AI! linktr.ee/pajamazonwordworks

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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Was supposed to go home tomorrow but have to stay in the hospital 2 extra days because the seizures are shy bitches. Slumber party in 1614W?
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Done getting all electrodey. Finally alone. Not allowed to stand or go anywhere alone and when I get up I have to wear a fucking helmet. And I'm belted into bed and chairs. My super-independent nature loathe this. Let's hope this is worth it. #epilepsy #WeekWithTheEMU
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Writing hard trauma-related stuff as a way to process your trauma has 2 unfortunate issues: 1) you have to write it, not just put placeholders in the outline and 2) you have to feel traumatized even if what you're writing is not/worse than anything you went through.
A cat is wrapped in a blanket purrito style. It looks less than enthused. Text reads "this sum bullshit."
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I live! Thought you should know.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Chapter 20 (final chapter in the DE main arc 18+ MDNI THERE IS SMUT. ALOT OF IT. DON'T READ IT IF YOU KNOW ME (lol) archiveofourown.org/works/772248... #dateeverything #dateeverythingfanart #volt #breakerbox #fanart #digitalart #dateeverythingfanfic #EddisonWatts #eddieandvolt
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
46 is tired.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Mollymauk Tealeaf - Long May He Rein Happy Gallery Day and April Fool's from me and the Artists' Stable of Exandria! Follow the #HorsinAround tag to see more from the @exandriaartists.bsky.social Made this in Procreate. #criticalrolefanart #CriticalRole #fanart
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Today's the day! @exandriaartists.bsky.social is celebrating the Olympics and I made my offering to The Traveler. #criticalrolefanart #crolympics #theTraveler #ThereAreThreeDicksInThisPiece #digitalArt
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In case you've missed it, Chapter 12 of Star Crossed Wires dropped Monday. Star Crossed Wires is my #DateEverything #fanfic revolving around #EddieAndVolt. If you don't know the game this is probably going to be confusing. Catch Chapter 13 Mon 2/16 archiveofourown.org/series/5602486 Art by me
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Yeah. I'm calling him done. Eddison "Eddie" Watts, from Date Everything. One of my game husbands. 💙💙 Also, if you like Date Everything, the Breaker Box and fanfic... I'm 10 chapters into writing Star Crossed Wires. Updates weekly. archiveofourown.org/series/5602486
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mom's radiation went well. I'm home with my cats. Prrsephone has barely let me out of her sight. TyGrr hasn't forgiven me just yet.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Today is Mom's first radiation treatment out of 5. Thank fuck I got more than 2 hours sleep.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This. Getting the Zoltar machine from Big screen accurate was bonkers. And this was my first attempt at a portrait of a real person (Taliesin Jaffe.) Close second "Lofi Beats To Hex Your Ex To"... features Jamie Wrenly from Critical Role's Monsterhearts one-shot. #criticalrolefanart
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This past fall, my phone and laptop had be replaced because they would not longer hold a charge. Today I discovered my ear buds won't charge. And I'm worried about my hand me down iPad. For the same fucking reason. What the hell?? I mean, it's kinda funny since I can't hold a charge either.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Re: my car being paid off.
So, March 15, 2020 my husband,  daughter and I woke up at 4am to a drunk driver, 2 busted cars, a crumbling wall and a destroyed young tree.

The driver hit my car which sent it barreling to an wall (not part of the main structure) just outside the front door. It stopped with 3 feet from our front door.  His car kept going over the tree and got stuck there. 

The driver was dazed but fine. He'd fallen asleep at the wheel less than 50 yards from his house. 

My car was totaled. We replaced it with a used car a month later (car shopping during lock down was fun /s.)

This could have been so much worse. If my car hadn't been there, he would've come through the front door. If the tree hadn't been there, he would've crashed into my daughter's room...possibly her bed.

The car we got in April 2020... made the final payment today. I didn’t realize I still had any feelings about that, but today it feels like a chapter has finally closed. 

This week is full of bad anniversaries for me. But this is nice. And needed.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Been working on a @dateeverything.bsky.social comic involving my Breaker Boys. Wanted to share one of the splash pages of Volt #dateeverything #dateeverythingfanart #Volt ##breakerbox #WednesdayWIP (ish)
A Hella sexy man with long hair made of electricity stands on a stage with red curtains. He is a host of a show called The Spotlight. A lightning like speech bubble says "my name is Volt
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My biggest leap this year: facial expression and rendering.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I forgot to post this sooner, but I drew damn near every day this year and leveled the fuck up. AI prompt jockeys will never know the rush of seeing your work grow. Facial expressions from Jan -July, then a warp speed jump since September. Putting in the work matters.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Friday I got to see Die Hard: A Christmas Carol as performed by puppets and it was exactly as good as you think. My face hurt so bad from cackling. Got to meet John and Hans after. www.allpuppetplayers.com
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Crimmas from Embrr and Prrsephone. (The other cats don't care.)
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Today I learned the word "lumbersnack". Noun: a male-presenting individual with the physique of a lumberjack and is also Hella hot. Anyway, here's my cat.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My laptop broke. Like...top came apart from the base. Thanks to @baldpirateeric.bsky.social* I'm moving in (so to speak) to a new one. Now to name it. Everyone needs a pirate like him. He is a fucking mensch. So here. Have a cat.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Context!
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
HAPPY SHOWCASE DAY The Artists Guild of Exandria @exandriaartists.bsky.social has spent a couple of months getting festive with Critical Role snow globes. Happy Winterscrest from Jester Lavorre! Description in Alt Text #criticalrolefanart #criticalGlobes #Its5OclockInRumblecusp


A velvety red curtain with gold tassels hangs behind a shelf on a blue damask wall. On the shelf are beads, a snow globe and a card. The card is a Save The Date card for the wedding of Fjord Stone and Jester Lavorre with a tiny hand scrawled note, "Hi mom, hi dad xoxo j". The snowblobe features a wooden base with a gold plate reading "Rumblecusp". Four golden, sparkly dicks hold the globe. Inside is a small representation of the lush volcanic island as pink dick confetti rains down.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Me: Is the Neverending Story *dark* fantasy? Him: *blinks* Jamie, what was the horse's name? Me: *trauma* ARTAAAAAAX! Him: The world is literally crumbling under the effects of entropy and disbelief. Do you think??? Me: *dies laughing*
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Finally got to painting this magnificent bastard. Volt @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social Voiced by @jonahscott.bsky.social Digital painting (Procreate) Repost with credit only. Not for AI use. #dateeverything #dateeverythingfanart #volt #breakerbox #fanart #digitalart #imadethis
Finally got to painting this magnificent bastard. 
Volt (Date Everything!) - voiced by Jonah Scott
Face Reference - Chris Evans
Digital painting (Procreate)
Repost with credit only. Not for AI use.

Why yes, Sebastian Stan /Bucky was immediately my Eddie. I didn’t plan or want to use Evans because I didn't want to mix the Bucky/Cap vibes with the Breaker Boys. But a pic popped up with ^this expression and that sealed it. Done.

But new AU unlocked? Swap Cap & Bucky into the club?
Someone get on that. 

#dateeverything #dateeverythingfanart #volt #breakerbox #fanart #digitalart #imadethis
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Soul acquired. Calling this portrait of @alexanderward.bsky.social done. Shot from @criticalrole.bsky.social C4 e2. Digital painting (Procreate) made by my own fucked human hands. Repost only. Not for AI use. #fanart #criticalrolefanart #criticalroleC4 #digitalart
Portrait of actor Alexander Ward. He stares bug-eyed with surprise as Aabria ayangar (not pictured) makes it canon that Alex's character is a virgin.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Finally fired my neuro. Today she tried to gaslight me, berating me for coming in after 6 mos. rather than 3 when she is the one who said I was stable enough to do so. "You've dismissed me for 18 mos. I lost a job because you couldn't listen." "I'm sorry you feel that way" Fuck off.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The work to steal @alexanderward.bsky.social 's soul continues. Render render render....
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Been stealing souls again. I have really enjoyed used Sebastian Stan and Alex Ward as references for these studies. The color portrait is a work in progress.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
*dances like a 4 year old in her princess dress* They're here. And the right prescription! Hehehe I'm so happy. PS. My silver hair kicks ass.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Name these bands... ##criticalrole #ooopsAllAlexes #gothnight #criticalroleC4
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Still so much to render, but I'm pretty ok with the progress thus far. Portrait in progress of @alexanderward.bsky.social As always, my sincere apologies to Alex and all other portrait subjects. I feel creepy staring at you and hyperfixating on eyelashes. #criticalrolefanart
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mor face/expression studies. 1. WIP @alexanderward.bsky.social (He has a such an expressive face. Perfect reference. No notes.) 2. Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. (As always apologies to Alex and Sebastian because yes, portraits still make me feel like a creeper.)
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Trick be thy treat and hallowed be thy 'Ween!
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Reason number 53,724,601 why not to trust AI summaries. My name is Jamie Wyman and I am in fact a writer/author. That's true. The rest...? Though it makes me look way cooler than I am it is nothing but lies. Don't. Use. AI.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The horrors persist but hey, my hair feels like silk and smells like amber.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's nice out.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm working on a larger piece of The Breaker Box & you know I *must* add fun references and details. One such Easter egg is this distressed vintage-style poster of The Sassy Chap: purveyor of fine bubble pipes. Remember. Discerning chaps choose a Sassy Chap. #dateeverythingfanart #dateeverything
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
With everything going on with my mom, her surgery and related travel I forgot to post this eye/expression study I did of Sebastian Stan.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
In the waiting room for Mom's surgery. I'm the only person masked (rocking a #criticalrole mask!) Like, come on. People have open bodies around here. Some folks have cancer. Why wouldn't you want to keep them safe?? Anyway... here's Wonderwall.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I'm packing the last bits for my roadie to Mom's. I've got my clothes/toiletries, electronics, pillow and plushie, and food (both to share and my gluten-free stuff.) Plus purse and water jug. You'd think I was trekking Everest.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Today: ✅Laundry ✅Packing ✅Recycling. ✅Bank. In line 30 minutes listening to an entitled Boomer complain about the wait for 20 and mildly threaten me when I said, "come on, dude." (Like you're 30 yrs older than me. Change your fucking diaper.) ✅Mild panic attack
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Recently I realized my lack of skill w/facial expressions and 2D character art. Since August, I've been doing some sketch studies a few times per week, starting with eyes and brows. I...I think I'm improving. #4 is from yesterday. Not too shabby. Reference is @jonahscott.bsky.social
Several eye of different shapes, sizes and moods. As some are practice for Scandalabra from Date Everything, there are a few mouth sketches Eyes and eyebrows in a variety of expressions.More expressions. They are more refined than those in previous pics.October 7, 2025 - work in progress. 

 While the prior pics were practicing a more cartoonish style, this page explores a soft pencil portrait with attention to light and shadow. 2 pairs of expressions--one from the front, the other at a tilt.  Reference images of actor Jonah Scott are to the side.

The resemblance is... not too shabby.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I got "flashy-thinged" yesterday. Pretty sure it triggered seizure clusters. Last night I was still showing signs of seizures so I popped my "rescue" med. Knocked me out. Except for a half hour or so, I slept hard from 1130pm til 9 this morning. And now I need a nap. It's 11am. #epilepsy
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
And...?
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
CW cancer So, my mom was doing the thing. The "other people have it worse. Surely I should save the resources for patients who really need it" thing. After reminding her, "Ma, you're still a cancer patient." I sent her this next. Maybe some of you need to hear it too. #chronicillness #spoonie
Hey, I thought of a possible way to tell yourself "other people have it worse..."

When you were in school, did you look at older kids and say, "well they're dealing with more/harder homework, so I can't complain that my assignment is hard."

They are students 
You're a student.
You're in the same school and dealing with homework. 
That doesn't mean your homework isn't hard or that your backpack isn't heavy.
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Since January, I've completed 18 original art pieces. *blink* the fuck. So, I'm bragging. These are a few of my faves. 🔮Taliesin Jaffe as Zoltar. 💡The Breaker Boys ( @dateeverything.bsky.social ) 💀Bone Orchard Beats 🎪Mother Fakir (part of a series of circus banners) (My WIP folder weeps.)
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Pajamazon ♿💙🐝🌻🍉 @pajamazon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It's not just one sector of games. TTRPG, video games, board/card games... it's all of us. Some of it is craven, corporate bullshit and generative AI related. For smaller studios and publishers, though, it's economic--sales down, tariffs, rising costs of production. Project & support your FLGS.
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