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Robert Malick

@painterrobert.bsky.social
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I paint little tiny people, sometimes for other people, for money.

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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 21h
His mindset feels like "someone needs to be the objectively worst person, why not me"
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I left because of all the ai slop. But he loves that shit.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate has made me deaf
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"People wouldn't have so many disagreements if they had their heads up their asses, like me" - Paul probably
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"GET THAT DICK HARD NOW, SOLDIER!"
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First they came for the Kennedy center, and I said nothing, for I was not a kennedy center
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Primaris, firstborn are all going to legends now
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds like someone needs a testosterone check, as mandated by the secretary of war.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blood Ravens landspeeder out of the Armageddon box. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #spacemarines #miniaturepainting #miniatures
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So you should have easy access lol
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's a sentient, singing potato. People love the novelty of singing tubers.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There was a printable version of his banner in the 2nd ed codex. Should be able to find a pic online
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's like asking a crumb covered child "who ate the cookies?"
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mystique learned how to eat cereal from Rufio
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shout out to the homie
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AdolfOrc isn't the only nazi they have made. They have several other racist controversies as well.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When I'm president, I'll change it to The Gulf of Donald Trump is a Diaper Baby
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SPACE!!!!
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just finished up the last of the ork characters from the Armageddon box. Back in the late 90s, i did bad moon orks, so with the announcement of a new Nazdreg, i decided to go back to my roots. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #orks
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't think Jordan Peterson did any of those things
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I thought they cut them off because he was a thief
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Manos the hands of fate is not for the faint of heart
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is my question as well
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kitty never even listened to Meowhaus
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You "won't have to" but you still will
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My town would be decimated. Maybe the roads would be safer and grocery store trips wouldn't be so stressful around here.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If only pyuma-min was in the avengers
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can't laugh at something I'm reading if I know there's wrinkles.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Love the color palette
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He could make a video about anything at all, and he chose Elon Musk.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Someone i followed on youtube fan casted a Muppets Odyssey. Thats the only version I want.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your humor is truly a gift to the world
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine if people cared this much about real people, over an ugly, annoying, pretend lottle turd.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just updated and the game crashes on the startup screen
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He had all of the diseases
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I dont even understand his intention with the comment. Like, is he making some kind of joke? Is it supposed to be a serious critique of someone?
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"She never smiles" he said about the woman seen here, smiling.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He gets to be more of a chud every year
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Donated!
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He said Kamala did a bad job. Why does he hate all women?
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm sad the guy in charge keeps doubling down on AI Good
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fucking gen x apathy
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't think it's a great movie anymore, but "can you blow me where the pampers is" is comedy gold
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Glenn Danzig with kitty litter
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"My leg is sore" "I'll come by and assault you"
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe they'll learn to love humanity too
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I have enjoyed gta since before it was even 3d. But I really don't get the obsession. It costs way too much money and Rockstar is a dogshit company.
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Couple of vandals
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I heard he just eats foreskins. Does that really count as being a cannibal?
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Robert Malick @painterrobert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Blue only showboats, red only fights the air. Who will win?
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