Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 19/03/2024Random nostalgia: when Aldi cashiers used to whip your shit across the scanner into the cart no fucks given, except maybe the milk and eggs. 000
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 25/01/2024You can tell what kind of day the worker at a fast food chain is having by the state of your sandwich. I feel you stranger, and it's ok. My sandwich has no feelings and imma eat it anyway. 010
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Me [excitedly]: Look the sun is the emoji! (😶🌫️) *points enthusiastically until he sees* Cone: That is the most high thing you've ever said. 130
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 27/10/2023How do I personally request to mute and ban all news about Taylor fucking Swift from everything I use I swear to god imma lose it up in here, up in here. 000
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 24/10/2023idk why but a favorite part of setting up a new planner is filling in birthdays. so if you wanna dox the day you came into being, lemme know. 220
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Every time I see hairstylists go on about knowing your worth and revealing their rates I just cry in poor. Tis the Supercuts life for me 🙂 110
Paint @paintbrushpuke.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Becoming a parent is subjecting yourself to becoming a Hit Clip's worth of a random kids song for an entire day. 150
