Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me: post more on socials also me: my life is already so f’n fun without it 1140
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026men who let other men's opinions and perceptions dictate who they're allowed to want, publicly or privately, are cowards. i said what i said. 3203
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i have to admit… i really love bimbofication. not just the aesthetic, but the mental side of it too. 2100
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026restraint is a form of foreplay and i enjoy when a man revels in it. 0141
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My body works. It works well. And I almost broke it chasing a projection. The industry rewards conventional attractiveness. Social media rewards it louder. But if I let that slice be the thing that validates me, I’m going to be seriously fucked. open.substack.com/pub/paigesav...open.substack.comchasing what the market prefersi tanked my hormones and almost broke my liver chasing what the market prefers... at least my pancreas is gorgeous 9528
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026somewhere between plans with you 🤍 5553
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026if i could go back, i’d tell past me: trust your intuition and trust the data because “vibes” are not a business strategy. yes, what we do is highly personal and it’s still a business. all the numbers are telling you something. so, listen girly pop. 2251
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026People outside this industry believe that love between a client & a provider isn’t possible. That the financial structure precludes it. But that’s not how it works. Boundaried love is still love. That doesn’t become less real b/c there’s a structure around it. open.substack.com/pub/paigesav...open.substack.comwhen an arrangement endsthoughts on love with boundaries, what the container is for, and why i won't be an unpaid mistress 2183
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026just because i don’t post all the things clients do for me doesn’t mean they aren’t happening the absence of evidence (that people know of) is not evidence of absence. some things are more fun when it’s just between that individual and me 5575
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 28/05/2026new substack dropped. it’s vulnerable and honest and ends with a man rebooking before I made it to valet open.substack.com/pub/paigesav...open.substack.comunder the softnesson inherited beliefs, louder lies, and finally deciding those limitations wouldn't be mine 1322
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026a day in the life: robbed at the Drybar, flagged down a cop, then spent two hours with my Uber driver who was 10 toes down for the cause and got OUT OF THE VEHICLE to press people for me as we followed them on Find My iPhone. despite the stress, and being so damn close twice, it was kind of fun. 3131
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 15/04/2026showing my client all the hidden features in his new car and he looked at me like i was a genius. nobody reads their car manual and it shows. 🤭😅 392086
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 05/04/2026valet → tsa → caribou coffee → gate in under 20 minutes… this is how it should be 3250
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 05/04/2026totally forgot I created a telegram 🙈 t.me/+kqAwCKZd1xx... 082
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026see you soon Chicago and Philadelphia! 😉 090
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 03/04/2026cities I’d like to visit soon: Boston, Charlotte, Houston, St. Louis, Denver and Scottsdale 3131
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026some cities feel different the moment you land. something in the air, the pace, the light… and i've been thinking about a few of them lately. 1191
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 31/03/2026in an elevator with a client and a man looks at us and says “you look nothing like your father… your mother must be gorgeous” I had to keep it together until the doors closed 😩🤭 3321
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 20/03/2026“have you ever shared a seventh-inning stretch with someone who knows how to look at you when you light up about something you love?” i wrote about my mlb stadium challenge on substack… if that kind of thing resonates with you #oursky 0103
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 03/03/2026a client and i started a book club we started with The Long Walk, a dystopian trauma… & now, we’re on Antony and Cleopatra, a doomed empire. book club with this man is escalation after escalation… 0242
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 02/03/2026a little travel this month… NYC: March 9-11 DC: March 16-18 MeetPaigeSavage.com #oursky 0123
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 26/02/2026late-stage capitalism update: black history month ends soon for an additional $1000 i will issue you a certificate of completion confirming you have “engaged in allyship” a premium embossed version costs extra, frame sold separately, & no refunds in March #oursky 1266
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 23/02/2026a 72 year old who “can’t work computers” walked to the store, bought two gift cards with cash, and paid his deposit via invoice with zero issues interpret that as you will… #oursky 0343
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026i’ve avoided doing an advice column for years because, hello… do we really need more opinions? but i get asked the same kinds of questions a lot from clients & providers… so, i’m trying it you can send questions to: themainpaigemsp@gmail.com 2141
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026some women wait for flowers some women become them happy valentine’s day 💕 58012
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026every time i go to post something: not polished enough… not perfect enough. the reality is the pressure to be exceptional just to earn a fraction is exhausting. and some of us were handed a smaller margin for error from the start. #oursky 3290
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026apparently i have a travel schedule ✈︎ february: chicago march: nyc + dc april*: philly, nyc + boston may*: san diego, la, bay area + seattle *baseball season has entered the chat⚾️ #oursky #fmty 3193
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 04/02/2026extrovert me writes checks introvert me cannot always cash 🤭 3361
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 04/02/2026mike conley getting traded and i’m supposed to just… continue my day? #timberwolves #mntimberwolves 2100
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.” this doesn’t feel like coincidence in #minneapolis anymore. it feels like pressure by design: wear people down, make them afraid, make resistance feel pointless. 3361
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 21/01/2026the average American man weighs 199.8lbs. my first working set of deadlifts is 225lbs. anyway… 2421
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I’m not intimidating. I’m just paying attention. 0170
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 12/01/2026people keep asking “why #minneapolis” not to be all “woo woo”, but i looked at the city’s natal chart and even as an amateur i went, “oh! oh, that tracks.” the astro-girlies may need to be taken seriously. #astrosky #astrology 4241
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 12/01/2026some of y’all will tell chatgpt everything but draw the line at minding your own damn business. 1211
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026nothing destabilizes a man like a woman with top tier emotional literacy who still feels her feelings. it’s psychological warfare, apparently 2281
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026it genuinely makes my heart happy when clients let me practice by reading their natal chart it’s one of those small things that lands deeper than expected #astrosky #astrology 2212
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026honest question for providers: how long is too long for someone to sit on your newsletter without ever booking? what is your personal threshold and why? at some point you have to cut off the lurking and orbiting. 7132
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026my overnight with the british dilf. the stereotypes persist. would recommend. 070
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i love #minneapolis, and although opportunities to move to larger cities have presented themselves, i choose to live here intentionally. that said, it feels like this city hasn’t had an ounce of rest since 2015, especially since 2020. 2222
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 07/01/2026just a heads up. i’ll be in scottsdale, milwaukee, kansas city, atlanta, and miami this month. chicago, san francisco, san jose, and los angeles next. 💌 meetpaigesavage.com 0220
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 06/01/2026men tell me more than they mean to and i listen more than they realize. 0100
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 06/01/2026does the timeline want new photos or are we in our “quiet appreciation” era? 280
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 05/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/paigesav...open.substack.comTime in OakOn waiting, attention, and choosing what endures. 030
Paige Savage 🕊️🦂 Minneapolis @paigesavage.bsky.social · 04/01/2026i know everyone’s tired of escorts starting substacks… which is why i started a substack. first piece later this week. some things deserve to be served neat. substack.com/@paigesavage...substack.comPaige | SubstackRare. Aged well. Served neat. Cultural observation with a Minneapolis POV. Essays on desire, discipline, and what momentum makes visible. 1251