Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025There are no Black women on SNL and I hate that for us 🥲 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comThere Are No Black Women on SNLAnd I hate that for us 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025“I heard it through the grapevine” he said as he drove from LA to NorCal, gossiping in the car ✨✨✨ 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Anointed Greens and The Culture is TONIGHT at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater! July’s theme is Summer Hits with improv from Homegirls in Outerspace, stand up by Rochée Jeffrey, music by Shah Infinite, sketch from us, and an interview from Yazmin Monet Watkins 🥬🥬🥬 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint... 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I am ending my Duolingo streak. I will no longer be held by the shackles of that owl. I am freeing myself! I am not my Duolingo grade!! Rest is resistance!!! 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025That ozempic commercial used This is America. Now I’m seeing an eczema medicine commercial use Real Love. Whats going on? Leave hip hop and R&B alone 😭 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Today’s substack—reflecting on the humor in the Cowboy Carter concert visuals 😍 and the idea that Beyoncé is “unrelatable” open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comBeyoncé Actually is Relatable and Her Sense of Humor in Cowboy Carter is Giving Me LifeCalling Beyoncé "unrelatable" is really not the take you think it is 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I like to subtly tell my boyfriend what I want by sending him a direct link to exactly what I want. I don’t say anything tho, just drop a link, and that’s why it’s subtle 😊 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Anytime I’m trying to meditate and focus on my breathing and “empty my mind” I can’t help but think of SpongeBob clearing his mind of everything except fine dining and breathing 😭 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I’m like a new woman when I wake up early. She’s productive, she’s positive, she’s less stressed, she’s healthy, she’s pampered. Who is she? A bitch that woke up at 6am 😎 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Showtime in just two days 😍. So excited for our Mother themed variety show combining sketch, stand up, and vogue💃🏽. Come party with us Wednesday 5/14 at 7:30pm and enjoy a burger pop up afterwards with Hap’s Burgers 🥳 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...elysiantheater.comAnointed Greens and The Culture — The ElysianThis is a variety show about pop culture and the sketches it inspires! We combine culture, music, and comedy with a monthly theme and our special guests. A guest will be interviewed about a moment in ... 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Talking all about my love for Ballroom and how it served as a source of inspiration for my sketch team’s show this Wednesday! Category is: Mother 😉 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comMother's Day and My Love For Ballroom In My New Comedy ShowA journey in loving mothers. Plus, come for the laughs, stay for a kiki this Wednesday 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I hate that I used to give tours at Paramount cuz now anytime I see a movie that was filmed on the lot, I reactively shout “that’s Paramount!” I’m annoyed with myself. 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Next Wednesday my sketch team Anointed Greens is putting on a variety show featuring stand up from Dylan Adler and Bri Giger, and a special Vogue performance from Thee Kiki House of FUBU! I can’t waaaiit 😍. Get ur tickets bebe 5/14 at 7:30pm at The Elysian www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...elysiantheater.comAnointed Greens and The Culture — The ElysianThis is a variety show about pop culture and the sketches it inspires! We combine culture, music, and comedy with a monthly theme and our special guests. A guest will be interviewed about a moment in ... 110
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Heard someone say The Studio is like The Bear but for the film industry. I’m so sorry, is this how restaurant workers and chefs felt watching The Bear? I have new perspective now lol. Sooo good and soooo triggering 😭😂. The way I yell at my TV. 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025There’s too many ppl on tv who wear their shoes on the bed 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I, of course, had to post about the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite albums 😍. Taking a little walk down memory lane, my lamb journey, and how it’s been cathartic as an adult to hear these songs in the club and to see her Celebration of Mimi concert ✨❤️🥳 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comHappy 20th Anniversary to The Emancipation of MimiA Walk Down Memory Lane With One Of My Favorite Albums 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I’m somehow always scrambling to do my Duolingo right before a concert. They got me bad. 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Every week is a great time to celebrate Diva Week 😉. Discussing my favorite moments in honor of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey’s anniversaries/birthdays ✨❤️✨ open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comDid You Celebrate Diva Week?Celebrating Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey 020
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Y’all get dopamine from social media, I get dopamine from zero unread emails in my inbox. We are not the same 🙂↔️ 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Still thinking about Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Watching Dandadan and feeling thankful I can’t see ghosts. I would not be able to handle that shit. 120
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Been loving watching shows with a weekly release again. Took some getting used to again cuz I wanted more immediately, but it’s really been giving me something to look forward to every week. A midweek dopamine boost. Abbott, Invincible, Severance, and White Lotus are my current weekly buddies ✨❤️ 120
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Super excited for our new variety show and this lineup 😍 this month’s theme is Spring Break and you won’t wanna miss it! 🏖️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint... 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Today’s substack inspired by a Diahann Carroll interview I recently watched where she was essentially told she couldn’t be as big of a star she was meant to be because she’s Black. A sentiment that I think still rings true for many. open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.com"Do you realize what it would take to make you the kind of star you should be?"Reflecting on Diahann Carroll and Black Actors 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Trains are much more romantic than airplanes. Bring back chasing your love down through a train station over the raggedy ass airport! 020
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025After about a month or two of my car aux cord not working, it miraculously started working today. THERE CAN BE MIRACLES, WHEN U BELIEVE 😭🙌 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Made my own rose water. Guess I’m a pioneer woman nowmedia.tenor.coma woman with curly hair is blowing a kiss while wearing a red top .ALT: a woman with curly hair is blowing a kiss while wearing a red top . 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025*me with 3 nieces under 5. who is even born after 2010? That sounds fake. 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Come thru tonight! ucbcomedy.com/show/fubu-a-...ucbcomedy.comFUBU: A Black UCB All-Stars Variety Hour, Live and LIVESTREAMED!Featuring comedy from current and past members of Harold, Lloyd and Maude Night. Past and present Black UCB House Team Members are coming together to do a show for us… 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Ashley was once considered a “white name,” but I know far more Black Ashley’s than white ones. That’s a Black name as far as I’m concerned 😂 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Come celebrate Black History Month with some laughs next Tuesday at UCB 🥳 ucbcomedy.com/show/fubu-a-...ucbcomedy.comFUBU: A Black UCB All-Stars Variety Hour, Live and LIVESTREAMED!Featuring comedy from current and past members of Harold, Lloyd and Maude Night. Past and present Black UCB House Team Members are coming together to do a show for us… 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025My first TV writing credit is out and I talk all about it in this week’s substack 🤗💞 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...open.substack.comMy First TV Writing Credit Is Out!Celebrating A Win And The Journey To Getting There 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Have to flex our photoshoot real quick cuz we ate that deadline.com/2025/02/blac... 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 13/02/2025So excited to be part of this years Black Boy/Girl Writes Mentorship Program! Already love this talented cohort and can’t wait to see what the year brings 😍✨💃🏽 deadline.com/2025/02/blac...deadline.com2025 Class For Black Boy Writes/Black Girl Writes Mentorship Initiative UnveiledThe Black Boy Writes/Black Girl Writes initiative has unveiled its 2025 class. 112
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Today is International Day of Women and Girls in Science—shoutout to Madam CJ Walker for the hair science 🙏🏽✨ 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Do you think Nick Sirianni was talking about My Prerogative by Bobby Brown or Britney Spears ✨ 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Did a lil interview with VoyageLA 🥳 voyagela.com/interview/da...voyagela.com 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025It’s amazing how much my Hulu ads think I’m an impotent man 010
Reposted by Paige ElsonPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter” 211171822744
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I would like to apply for a scholarship for the Cowboy Carter tour please 🙏🏽✨ 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Cooking hamburger meat and then rubbing the grease on your face is the same as beef tallow right? Please let it be the same. It’s supposed to burn right? Oh god. 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or a month ago. I could never stand in the court of law ✨. 000
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My chiropractor said I looked like the 5th member of Set It Off 020
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Hey, if this comedy thing doesn’t work out, I have one thing always—my body 😉. Ghost is back up at Harold Night tonight with Yikes! ucbcomedy.com/show/harold-... 010
Paige Elson @paigeelson.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I wasn’t expecting to be obsessed with this diva. I’m on S6 episode 117 don’t spoil anything for me… 000
