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Paige Akin-Avera

@paigeakinavera.bsky.social
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She/her, aro ace person, animal lover. I also write YA books. Current WIP: girl vs. vampire in the Deep South.

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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 19h
Today's overheard case has it all: stalking, angry voicemails, Dan Cortese, and BEES!
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Everything Stefon - Bill Hader SNL
ALT: Everything Stefon - Bill Hader SNL
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's girl vs. vampire in the heart of Florida and the vampire is also white supremacy: WE COULD BE THE SAME Megan's poor choice of hookup leads to her best friend's death, new powers she can't control, and the slow loss of her sanity. Shades of Shadowhunters, Legendborn, and Sinners. #DVPit #YA
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have three tiny foster kittens and they are SO CUTE.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I gave blood this morning and my cats are enforcing the "no strenuous activity" limitation by keeping me from doing anything but playing Pokemon.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh great, my brother is using 1940s racial slurs in the chat again.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I finished my manuscript yesterday. 94,000 words of girl vs. vampire in Jacksonville 🥰🧛🏻🔪🏙 (The vampire is also white supremacy.)
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is normally the time of year I drown myself in Eurovision and get hyped about thos year's contest, but I'm so unenthusiastic this year due to the decision to let Israel keep competing. They deserve to be banned for the same reasons Russia was.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My cat's kidney values are stable according to her vet and my worst coworker is resigning. This has been a good week for me.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My little old lady cat Shadow still requires daily medicine, so she's come camping with me again. It's cheaper than a sitter or boarding and my parents are cool with it. Despite her dislike for the ride here, she's having a great time.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've been listening to the West End cast recording of Heather's and having a lot of thoughts on how differently Ryan McCartan in the original run and Jamie Muscato in the West End production play JD. Ryan's JD makes me think of a oil slick, smooth and dangerous. Jamie's JD is more manic, louder.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My doctor prescribed me some new as-needed anxiety medication because I'm maxed out on my current main anxiety meds and the timing couldn't be better. The state of the US is trying very hard to fuck up my heart again. Fuck Trump and fuck ICE.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Today is my birthday 🎂
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It's been just short of two months since my old lady cat Shadow had her near-death experience and she is on daily medication for her kidney disease. She gets a tube treat after to make it better if I have time. Now her little sister/BFF Desi gets super excited if I so much as touch the meds.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My giant fluffball Fang is sitting in my lap while I watch Golden Girls and I think he's enjoying it as much as I am.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I was having a great football Sunday and then my mom and brother had to get into it. Moooooootherfucker.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I love the unparalleled chaos of stores like Marshalls, Burlington, and Ross. You can find a lot in big-box stores, but a cowboy boot candle, a Barbie-branded hot cocoa set, a Corona-branded icemaker, and a 274-piece art set? Unlikely. I didn't know these things existed! Where did they find them?
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Last week, I took my 15-year-old cat Shadow to the vet and she unexpectedly had to be hospitalized. She was on the brink of death due to kidney failure. BUT SHE LIVED, BITCH. She has end-stage kidney disease, but she fought to live a little longer and I will make our time count.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My mental illnesses are really going mental today, the one day I need them to NOT
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
All my bosses are out of the office, so I am working at my desk in the silliest possible way. Which is to say it's in the standing desk position, I have my right foot on the floor, and my entire left leg is on the desk. My legs form a 90° angle. This is workable for me. I was not made correctly.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Learning about the "crow man who must destroy plastic" book + me butchering every song I sing along to in the shower = I've just had a horrible, wonderful idea.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The Boondocks still looks so good 20 years later and it's still funny too.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It's spooky season in my office and we're decorating our spaces appropriately if we feel like it/aren't buried in our work. I have a pink skeleton girl and she is moving daily to new spots. So far, she's been under my desk, on my desk, and stretching against my cubicle wall.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
So much technology is malfunctioning or crashing at my job I'm half-convinced we're under cyberattack. And if that's not enough, MY CHAIR BROKE.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Music has betrayed me today. TLOAS was bad and I was sonically assaulted in an Ulta by a Spanish song I only ever heard in 2008/2009 when my Spanish teacher played it in class. It's not a bad song, but I didn't need that blue screen-inducing flashback while looking at hair colorants.
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Katherine Locke @katherinelocke.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The GOP is willing to let people lose paychecks and starve and panic to keep this list secret. That's the "pro-life" "America first" party for you. Call your reps. And at their local offices!! ESPECIALLY if you have GOP reps.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I graduated high school 13 years ago, but between then and now, the one thing that's never changed is that the football team is consistently terrible. No playoffs, constant losing seasons. I find that strangely comforting.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
My job deals a not-insignificant amount with the government and another coworker's entire department deals with the government, so it'll be interesting to see how the shutdown affects our work. I wasn't working last time Republicans pulled this shit, but my coworker was.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Few things will make you as confidently incorrect about anything as dyslexia.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If I'm too tired to scoop the cats' litter box or let the amount of litter get too low, one of the cats files a complaint with management. And by that, I mean one of them pees or shits in the center of my bed. Dead center. They get their message across very clearly.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's a good thing my grandfather lives too off the grid and unaware of social media to know there was supposed to be a Rapture today or he'd be very disappointed. Not like he'd be one of those yanked up to Heaven but shhhhhh
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Most of my job when closing old files is very normal stuff handling various documents from transactions for the average person or maybe some local leaders at best, but every now and then I get something a major celebrity was involved in completely out of left field and I turn into Matt LeBlanc.
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a man is sitting at a table in a kitchen with his hands folded .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table in a kitchen with his hands folded .
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Three years ago, two men murdered one of my dad's coworkers on company grounds and traumatized much of the office staff who went to help him. After a unique trial, one got a light sentence and one got life. The lifer appealed and I found out today the charges and sentence were affirmed.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
All the people being fired for telling the truth about Charlie Kirk—many of them women—in the aftermath of his death demonstrates that his legacy was never one about universal free speech. It was only ever about about straight, white, conservative Christian men spouting bigotry without consequence.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So I saw the Demon Slayer movie this weekend and found out the two coworkers sitting nearest me are also Demon Slayer fans. Sweeeeeeet.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My brother's kitten is heinously sexist. She only likes men. My dad and brother are out of town, so she's left surrounded only by women. The poor girl is confused and beside herself.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My favorite pair of heels broke because the bottom part of the heel disappeared entirely. It now sounds like I have a peg leg when I walk. Now I have to replace them, but I've had them so long I don't remember where I got them 😭
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I love heels and wear them to work all the time, but a conversation with a coworker about my weight loss and the obscenely comfortable pair of petite-size jeans I found over the weekend made me realize I've distorted everyone's perception of my height. I'm only 5'3". I'm tiny.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
RFK Jr. I just There's a great-aunt my grandfather and everyone born in the family after him never got to meet because before his birth she died of diphtheria, a disease we now vaccinate against. I'd like to introduce RFK's head to her gravestone as many times as he requires to fix his head.
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Jake Scott, MD @jakescottmd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
RFK Jr: “If you’ve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kid… you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. And you compare them to the child who even had one or two vaccines, and they’re completely different.“ This man is an existential threat.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Man's Best Friend is a B-side to Short n' Sweet with the heartbreak turned up to 11, the swears to 15, and the horny up to 20. So yeah, I like it.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's a slow day when your first drop of work to do comes at 2 in the afternoon.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Every now and then, I remember my dad has twin cousins named Wayne and Dewayne. I guess they were surprise twins and the parents had to think fast for a second name. The two of them put together have more brains and less silly names than Markwayne Mullin--and those men are not smart.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 11/08/2025
The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The 20% who are unsure should meet my great-aunt. She is buried in a tiny coffin because she died of diphtheria at age 2. Look at her little grave. Tell me it's not great we can vaccinate against that now. Anyone still unsure can meet me and the 11% in the ring for a smackdown with her headstone.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Love seeing Tesla go through a trial in which a jury looks at the evidence and agrees yes, their autopilot is defective as shit and awards crash victims $329 million ❤️ Screw those electric death traps and their drivers.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Stephen King sucks but like Welcome to Derry being an official It/Derry Girls crossover would have been peak.
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Paige Akin-Avera @paigeakinavera.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
So the Rule of Threes decided the third to go was Hulk Hogan. Nice choice. There was a similar man Death should have gone for instead, but apparently the two men look a little too similar. Death needs new glasses.
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