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jas-o’-lantern✨

@pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social
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reading & yapping | 📖 95/100 two-seven • ontario • she/her fable: bit.ly/4cD7WBw storygraph: bit.ly/4e06Dz0

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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 3h
i have $90 worth of books coming on thursday. who wants to guess how many books i’m getting?
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 16h
genuinely what the fuck are we doing
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 17h
FINALLY GOT MY DRAGON
An orange dragon named Easrioth
Tail Daggertail
Sex Male
Age 73
Colour Orange
Lineage Cariaslog
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i keep trying to get my fourth wing dragon and i keep dying 😭
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finally watching an american crime. i’ve seen videos of it for years but never watched it
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
someone i sent to the graveyard messaged me AT FOUR AM saying “I’m sorry I stopped messaging you back life has gotten in the way big time this last month” how much of a bitch would i be if i responded “sorry i deleted our text thread and don’t remember who you are” ?
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rebooked a nail appointment, let’s hope i can actually make it to this one
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i really hope they make a deluxe edition of TT-BP so it can match TLH
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really don’t wanna go back to work this weekend
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soh 🖤 @yunnie.co · 02/10/2026
this october I am begging for a vampire to enter my place and turn me into one of them, please. free me from my mortal form
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my paychecks just keep getting smaller and smaller and we’re heading into the slow season 🥲
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
knies’ first game with columbus: 2 goals, 1 assist marchenko’s first game with toronto: 1 assist WHY DID THEY TRADE HIM
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had a random ass middle school come up on my fb with an ai flyer saying kids are not allowed to wear shorts to school after october 1st and someone commented “The kids wouldn't need to wear shorts after October 1st if people stopped using generative AI.” i’m dead
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s annoying when you get stuck with an ubereats driver you don’t like
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
september wrap up! #booksky
September 2026 reading wrap-up by @jxsmineh. Read 7 books, totaling 2,657 pages, with an average rating of 5.36. Highlights include Us Defiant Few, Mate, & Across The Vanishing Sky. Average book length: 374 pages, finishing a book every 4 days. Genres: 100% fiction, with charts showing romance, contemporary, dystopian, fantasy, and young adult themes. Digital format used 100% of the time. Graphs display daily pages read and genre distribution. us defiant few by alexis patton 5 stars
mate by ali hazelwood 5 stars
unbound by ariel hendrix 4 stars
make it a double by amber palmer 4 stars
across the vanishing sky by catherine cowles 4.5 stars
into a fading twilight by catherine cowles 4 stars
fragile sanctuary by catherine cowles 4 stars
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my dad just told me i should drink more water before i go to bed… im going to sleep in less than 2 hours and it took me 8 hours to drink a can of ginger ale today, i dont think im gonna be able to drink two whole water bottles
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at this point the heartburn is worse than anything else, genuinely about to cry
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just got up from my second nap* of the day with the worst heartburn and a headache *by nap i mean i laid in bed with my eyes closed
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s almost 2pm and i haven’t eaten since 5:30 yesterday
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i felt okay when i woke up but my stomach is starting to hurt again so i’m staying in bed today
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i want the target fourth wing merch but there is no target in canada :(
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
booked a nail appointment for this morning but then i got sick in the middle of the night and had to cancel it and since it was less than 24 hours it cost me $30 (½ the price of the service) 🥲
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wide awake at 5am because i finally threw up and now im scared to sleep
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we ride at dawn for britt #dwts
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
didn’t live post tonight because i’m not feeling good but i did watch so here’s my week 3 rankings! #dwts amber harry ezra maura ciara tatyana connor julia jackson jenna tyler taylor guillermo
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i dont feel good :(
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Coll 🩰💻📚🎢 @soarin-to-tower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOLY SHIT AHAOSLANXOWK #booksky #AliHazelwood
Cover and announcement for The Two Body Problem by Ali Hazelwood, sequel to the love hypothesis, releasing in hardcover February 2nd
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MORE ADAM AND OLIVE
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i will flip a table if toronto trades knies 😤
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOOOOOOO
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
someone remind me tomorrow to not start the second sparrow falls book and start my library book instead ok goodnight 🩷
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time robert irwin posts a photo of his pug im expecting it to say rest in peace… ive lost too many pets
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just finished unpacking from this weekend and i can’t find one of my shirts :( it was my only shirt about reading :(
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a year ago today i was reading heartless… take me back
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i swear to fucking god if my nana makes us pack up the van while she sits on her ass i will lose my shit
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i had to take a shower at the campground this morning. conditioned my hair, washed it out, starting shampooing my hair aaaaaand the water turned off. i did not realize it was on a timer 😅
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love my cousin but fuck do i hate seeing his hunting photos
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this dude was being dry and sent the same thing twice so i sent the same response twice and then he asked if i think he’s hot 🫩
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ll never understand people who choose to bring their newborns to crowded places during cold season
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my aunt is napping in the trailer and the other 3 went for a golf cart ride leaving me, the one terrified of fire, to mind the bonfire 🥲
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god damn it of course my headphones would be dying
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wanna know how the lonely island and akon recorded i just had sex without completely losing it yes this is one of my guilty pleasure songs
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am exhausted and starting to get car sick send help
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the german editions of windy city are so pretty 🥲
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
blackwells has the indie covers of wells ranch by bailey hannah and i can use klarna 👀so tempting👀
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i got a black tea concentrate and it says to mix with equal parts milk but it’s so strong i will not be doing that next time
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another beluga from marineland passed and i’m not at all surprised to learn that the others passed from pre existing conditions, those poor babies 😔
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s not often i get to see the sun rise
sun rising over the trees with a blue and orange cloudy sky
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at least my mom was kind enough to wake me up with an iced capp and farmers wrap after keeping me up all night
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jas-o’-lantern✨ @pageboundwhimsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i did not appreciate the 7am wake up call after barely sleeping all night
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