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“That’s a good boy, now keep humping.”
“But daddy… my tummy feels funny…”
“Shhhh shhh, quiet baby. Don’t think, just push.”
*turns up buzzy wand*
“I don… I don wanna… mmmf I’m poopingggg. Dada I’m poopinggg”
“I know kiddo and I’m so proud of you.”