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Paco Hope

@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@paco, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
The credits has included 5 categories that I saw. * the protaggonists * the girl * the victims * the law * interested parties
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
It's so sexy to get a coffin with mirrors on the ceiling. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Hey baby, would you like to ride all the way down on my organ? #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
This is why I will never be a world-conquering super-villain. I don't know how to do this kind of style and commitment to the bit. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
That's one hell of a transition. From that lime green to purple paisley? #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
This is... a hospital? #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Find yourself a partner who will do interpretive dance while you plot your evil schemes. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I have promised @steggy many times that, even if something tragic happens to her, I will not * plot the destruction of all reality * attempt to kill all of humanity * seek revenge through an elaborate time travel plot * burn wax effigies of my […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Holy shit, it's not just a bad ass organ, it's also a fucking elevator!? I need this in my evil villain lair when I become an evil villain. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Very little sense this movie makes. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I am so lost. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
This scene is how the film earned its R rating. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
See Vincent Price in _The Matrix_... #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Vince has seen better days. Damn. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Nice hair. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Me right now, IRL. #monsterdon #monstermiru #abominabledrphibes
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Well, that's AN end... #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Standard marching order. Dude with spear in FRONT of dudes with guns. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
This must be what inspired the final scene of _The Blues Brothers_. Hut hut hut hut #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@steggy It is! #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
So she's there to hold him at gunpoint until... some people come to kill him? You mean, if he moves you'll kill him. But if he sits still he can live, and wait for the other people to come kill him? Got it. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Dude. That was the hand you got the infected dog muck on. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
A little too close. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Paint me like one of your French Zombies. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I'm no zombie expert. But it seems to me that the crosses and garlic ain't doin shit for that zombie. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
He's getting his coffee from the coffee-o-mat and his garlic from the garlic-o-mat. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Dude, if you like that whining, you can just leave your kettle boiling all the time. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Dude, the reason nobody lives nearly you is that you have so much damn garlic. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
We are the knights who say poof!
Frame from Monty pythons holy grail showing the knights who say knee. But I have the word poof as a subtitle.
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Ah the beautiful nanny state of #PSN. Keeping grown ass adults from saying nasty things to each other. Trying to send some basic tips on #Civ7 to a buddy. I record a video and try to use #playstation messaging to send it to him. Apparently “poof!” is a […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Photo of a TV screen showing a PlayStation game, civil elation seven. You can see a text message that I’m composing and in the middle of the sentence I say poof! To the side of this text box is a read message saying remove swearword to continuePhoto of exactly the same message being sent and the only difference is I have taken the word proof out of the message and the box that says remove swearword has also disappearedExactly the same dialogue box with exactly the same message. Except this time I have spelt poof P O U F and there’s no error message.
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
This morning’s lesson on the importance of commas. This really happened. My son: “Alexa, put vegan mac and cheese on the shopping list.” Alexa: “I added vegan, mac, and cheese to the shopping list.” I have 3 items on the shopping list. 1. Vegan. 2. Mac. 3. Cheese.
Screenshot of the Alexa app showing 3 items on the shopping list. Vegan. Mac. Cheese.
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Connecting dental floss to the internet was a mistake.
Photo of a square cardboard package that contains dental floss. The brand, in big letters, is “SMART FLOSS”
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I think a random thing generator is funny if I get something I think is funny enough to share in the first 3 taps. This is tap number 2
Randomly generated sign that has a big word CAUTION at the top, a book like icon on the left and a skull triangle warning icon. The text of the sign says “Always wear life while working with womans”
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Over the weekend, I took to ewaste TWO Tub o’ Cords (Tubs o’ Cords?). Here’s a photo of one of them. Maybe The Onion can use this photo next time
Photo of a large cardboard box (about 24 inches cubed) piled to the top with wires of various colours.
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Rather than use my razor-sharp claws to cut this wire, I'll be civilized and use wire cutters. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The sharp eyed investigator is totally gonna solve this crime. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
I've seen bad comb-overs before, but this is ridiculous. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The Bat in the Hat #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Did nobody notice a big fucking hole in the glass door? You know, one that an intruder might use to open the door? #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Accident? No, we put him there on purpose. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
There's a killer just the other side of that door. So they go to the phone and just put their back to the door. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Definitely a Bechdel pass. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
If you don't help me, I'll blow my own balls off. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Looks like a cameo by Cory Doctorow. #monsterdon
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I see how cute this is. If I had a car that did this I would sell that motherfucker instantly. This is apparently the “Halloween update” to Rivian EVs. I drive cars, not phones that have seats. The last thing I want my car to do is change. Driving is kind […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
From tayfonay at beige.party. Photo of a Rivian center console screen. It’s got cartoonish evil scientist vibes, with an oscilloscope like display, and exaggerated lights and buttons like it’s a control panel from a 1950s monster mad scientist movie

https://beige.party/@tayfonay/117416698867050929
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
The adapters are expensive, and I didn't want to buy junk that didn't work, so I bought JEN YOO WINE Apple adapters. * Apple MC913ZM/A Thunderbolt 2 cable * Apple MMEL2AM/A Thunderbolt 3 USB-C to Thunderbolt 2 Adapter But I'm cheap and I bought them […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Photo of a whilte thunderbolt cable coiled in a circle on a dark tabletopPhoto of a white box labeled thunderbolt 3 usb-c to thunderbolt 2 adapter. It has a picture of the adapter.
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Photo of the victim, shortly after the crime. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs
Photo of a black dog with a little white muzzle. She’s looking right into the camera. Honestly to me she looks like her expression is “why me?”
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I don't understand why (a) they made a coffin with a glass window, or (b) the wax face burst into flames. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Your bride, who is sitting **right there** seems to be in a reflective mode. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna post a photo of them "all but making love" and I'm not even gonna cover the image with a warning. #monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoubleFeature
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