Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How it feels when you catch yourself singing along to Punk Rock Girl… While it’s playing in Whole Foods. 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It hurts like hell to scrub the dirt out of a wound, but it hurts far less than letting it fester and rot. 010
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My wife asked what we should do if the election is stolen a few weeks ago and I told her the exact same thing. No protests or marches, just stop working, stop buying, don’t go out at all. Just grind everything to a screeching halt. 200
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m certain there are a few that are happy to keep the grift going as long as they get a cut. A piranha moat seems reasonable too. 050
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I bet he got implants so he can clap that bootie for Putie. 000
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One would expect a higher proficiency for lying from a politician. That speech pattern lacked any sense of confidence in that script he was reciting. 021
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Way back when we created a startup to make consumer AI products aimed at actually helping people, the people we talked to were very interested. Who hated the idea? Investors. To them, AI only exists to boost profit and cut costs (harm people). They hate any beneficial use case. 151
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026She probably built a shrine out of Trump’s soiled diapers in the catering cart she lives in. 020
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Uh oh, they have their prognostication caps on at the Onion again. 020
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Brave Little Pecker just doesn’t hit the same as The Brave Little Toaster, Frank. 010
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026He’s apparently more in touch with his wallet than his constituents. 010
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’ll take this up here vs there. 1. Kool Aid Man: just so he don’t destroy my house getting to me. 2. Jolly Green Giant: come on, he’s a fricken giant. 3. Lil Caesar: he’s the only one with a weapon… and pizza. 4. Chester Cheesetoes: fangs, claws, speed, and cheese. 121
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Compuserve CB simulator, usenet, bbs fidonet, SierraOnline… my social media aliases are older than the internet. 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026All the charisma of a wet toilet paper roll with too much eyeliner. 000
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Mr Tibbits appears disinterested in a game of connect-the-dots after his allergy test. 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ok, dad. I’ve finished eating the stuffing out of my car seat. We can go now. 061
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Who needs SNAP benefits for moms and kids when they can feast their eyes upon this? 020
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It’s all fun and games until Musk sells AI to the screwworms. 010
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Typical of Trump, once he figures out that people don’t buy that bad things he causes are fake news, he pivots to convince his base that the bad things happening to them are actually double plus good. 020
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Boo-urns-ay?static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-UrnsALT: The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns 020
Reposted by PackWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Daily bunny no.3340 is sick of communal living 543299726
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026While not plush… www.printables.com/model/67728-...printables.comM Waverly Articulated ＂Action＂ Figure by Pack | Download free STL model | Printables.comThis 16.8cm tall fully poseable figure of MST3K＇s M Waverly has 16 points of articulation. | Download free 3D printable STL models 110
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I, too, remember when the traveling carnies would roll into town and set up their rigged games and shoddy rides in an abandoned lot. 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Poppin those red pills thinking he gonna get high or somethin. 000
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Mr Tibbits giving me his best “This walk is done when I say it’s done.” pose. 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026So, #bluesky is a bubble? So what? When I go out to relax or have fun, I avoid places where I’d run into assholes and other folks who just want to argue and fight. I imagine that this is pretty typical of most humans and, like them, I prefer to exist in bubbles of happiness and relaxation. 🤷🏽♂️ 030
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Someday someone will tell dear leader that testing positive does not equate to “acing the test”. 010
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026That AI sounded like it got so upset that it started eating its masters. 000
Pack @packratt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’ll be bat…static.klipy.comTerminator's Creepy Smile: Arnold SchwarzeneggerALT: Terminator's Creepy Smile: Arnold Schwarzenegger 040
