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Mathematician and Researcher. Here for a combination news and shit post drip feed. He/Him Profile: two hot dogs I made. One with pesto, the other with fig jam and blue cheese.

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Package @package.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Two blue sky posts that appeared in sequence on my timeline. The first warns blue sky users not to fall for engagement bait. The second is josh boerman asking if anyone can explain what Dubai chocolate is.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A picture of the boar's head meats logo. An upscale lunch meat brand known for deadly listeria outbreaks.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You may think "CVS, it's drier up there" sounds fake, but we here in PA just don't put a lot of effort into slogans
An official sign at the Harrisburg airport that says "Welcome to Pennsylvania's middle."
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Package @package.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If you have a normie/slight right friend who ever mentions dropping birth rates. Let them know it's because we have cratered the rate of child pregnancy in this country. The rate is up for mother's 25+ years of age. Birth rate is fine, the concern is a christo fascist obsession with child brides.
A chart from national vital statistics reports vol 74 no. 3, March 6, 2025. It shows that since 1990 the birth rate for mothers under 20 years of age has dropped from 14% to 4%. 20-24 years of age dropped from 26% to 16%. 25-29 years has remained stable. 30-34 years has increased from 21% to 31%. 35-38 years from 7% to 17%. 40+ years from 1% to 4%
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Package @package.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Lol Lmao nymag.com/press/articl...
A screenshot of an excerpt from the New York Magazine article on their journalist Olivia Nuzzis relationship with RFK Jr. Quote: Had the magazine been aware of this relationship, she would not have continued to cover the presidential campaign. An internal review of her published work has found no inaccuracies nor evidence of bias.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
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A roast chicken surrounded by carrots. The chicken resembles a face.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Found it, right before chapter 13.
Text from the book Blackhawk Down which reads „Hey, Floyd.“
„Yeah.“
„I‘ve got an idea.“
„What?“
„Wanna get a Combat Jack?“
Floyd couldn't believe his ears. Collett was suggesting they both beat off. This
was a running joke with the Rangers, getting a „jack“ in exotic places. Guys would
brag about getting a Thailand Jack, or an Egypt Jack, or a C-5 Jack.
They both laughed.
„Collett, you‘re fuckin‘ high, man. Yer crazier‘n hell,“ Floyd said.
„No, man. Think about it. You would definitely be the first kid on your block.
How many people can say they got one of those, huh?“
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Package @package.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Rough counts, but I wanted to do a bit more of a dive on this data as I keep seeing people say stupid crap that boils down to 'let X secede, the union doesn't need them'. If you live in a union state, maybe figure out the 30.6m in your own backyard before shitting on the south.
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22,492,506 votes for biden from confederate states
3,829,147 votes for biden from border states
37,320,677 votes for biden from union states

25,437,308 votes for trump from confederate states
3,805,809 votes for trump from border states
30,658,709 votes for trump from union states

16-4 union states for biden
3-2 border states for trump
8-2 confederate states for trump
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Package @package.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
In 2020 more Floridians and Texans voted for Biden than any other state but California. Obv Biden vote =\= progressive and pop size plays a role, but it's pretty clear that anyone who is okay shitting on the south politically is either ignorant of gerrymandering or willfully malicious.
A table of 2020 presidential votes by state from Wikipedia sorted by votes for Biden. The first 5 states in order are California with 11.1 million, Florida with 5.3, Texas with 5.3, New York with 5.2, and Illinois with 3.5. of these Florida and Texas are often derided for their regressive politics with the blame placed on their citizens.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Most attractive television characters of all time. Ready, go.
Greg Davies and Alex Horne on the set of Taskmaster. Greg is tenderly holding Alex's hand while they sit on golden thrones.Fox Mulder and Dana Scully squatting side by side in front of a smokey backdrop. Both are wearing suits.Brien of Tarth from Game of Thrones. She is wearing full plate armor and standing in front of rolling hills.Aabria Iyengar on the set of Dimension 20: A Court of Fey and Flowers. Aabria is wearing a floral patterned jacket and is covered in Mlmoss and flowers.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
This is our cat Baguette who was very scared and anxious when we adopted her. She didn't eat or drink her first week in the house and we had to take her to the vet to get fluids. She did not leave our spare bedroom for the first month. Two years later she falls asleep on the couch with my husband.
A gray and white tabby cat fast asleep on a couch without a care in the world. She is snuggled up against a man in black jeans. Her tongue is sticking out of her mouth.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I think we have the same cat
A big cuddly tabby cat with a beige belly that looks like Mackenzie s cat.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Look at this little guy
A gray tabby cat named Shishkabob 
lays on his back with his sandy beige tummy exposed. He is sleeping with his paws curled into little fists.
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Package @package.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Gaze upon her.
A scrunkly little cat curled up on her favorite pillow next to a window curtain.
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